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CaffeineFree
Tourist Iguana
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
Posts: 395
Location: Feel free to guess
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Wed Feb 19, 2003 9:18 am |
 
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As most have read fartinairconditionar wrote a long artical about all the bad things about dogs. Well now i shall name all the bad things about cats because all they do is make you feel stupid, take advantage of you, claw you to death, hate everything, will not except anything if not perfect, hack up hairballs, mack craps in your yard and then cover them up so you step in them, and they will never leave you alone if you don't pet them or stop petting them.
I like cats too but i like dogs better. |
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Sadisfreak
village idiot
Joined: 07 Dec 2002
Posts: 141
Location: Blacksburg, VA
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Wed Feb 19, 2003 9:51 am |
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i don't like cats and im okay with dogs.....a stupid cat ate my pet canary......that is enough reason for me to chop off the head off every single cat that enters my house....or just throw it into the drain |
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CaffeineFree
Tourist Iguana
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
Posts: 395
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Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:36 am |
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Sadisfreak
village idiot
Joined: 07 Dec 2002
Posts: 141
Location: Blacksburg, VA
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Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:40 am |
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you are welcome........and cats better stay out of my way....or else they will suffer the wrath of my air-rifle then shovel and if its still alive...my shotgun |
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CaffeineFree
Tourist Iguana
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
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Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:41 am |
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dear god man, im not telling you to kill cats just to like dogs more |
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Keela
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Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 725
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Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:00 am |
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Sadisfreak
village idiot
Joined: 07 Dec 2002
Posts: 141
Location: Blacksburg, VA
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Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:03 am |
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as a present??? i wonder whether thats a good thing or bad thing....it would be a good thing if that was the irritating cat from next door....
anyway, i have nothing against dogs just cats.....gotta hate them...after they ate my canary...they came back and tried to eat my pet rabbit too..... |
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FartInAirConditioner
Street Musician
Joined: 14 Dec 2002
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Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:59 pm |
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why do you hate cats so much, theyre not so bad |
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Fri Feb 28, 2003 5:59 pm |
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yeah sadisfreak, i mean theres dislike and then there is pure hatred and physco. You reached it. |
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CaffeineFree
Tourist Iguana
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
Posts: 395
Location: Feel free to guess
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Fri Feb 28, 2003 5:59 pm |
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^ that was me |
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Onigiri
Roadie
Joined: 11 Oct 2002
Posts: 79
Location: China Buffet
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Sat Mar 01, 2003 7:54 pm |
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I like dogs better too!
I want an Akita Inu!!! (my avatar)
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CaffeineFree
Tourist Iguana
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Sun Mar 02, 2003 9:42 am |
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cool |
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Izumi
Absolute power corrupts absolutely
Joined: 10 Oct 2002
Posts: 1339
Location: Seattle Wa, USA
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Sun Mar 02, 2003 6:06 pm |
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Dogs smell, cats don't.
Dogs drool, cats don't.
Dogs need to be taken for walks, cats don't.
Dogs bark, cats don't.
Dogs bite, cats don't.
However cats sometimes are jumpy/loners who scratch and hiss... but if you're nice to a cat it'll be a faithful CLEAN companion. |
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CaffeineFree
Tourist Iguana
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
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Mon Mar 03, 2003 3:16 am |
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dogs only bark and bite if there is an intruder trying to attack you while a cat doesnt, it runs away and hides |
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Izumi
Absolute power corrupts absolutely
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