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CaffeineFree
Tourist Iguana
Joined: 15 Feb 2003
Posts: 395
Location: Feel free to guess
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Thu Mar 13, 2003 5:31 pm |
 
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Warning labels on things:
Air Conditioner: Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows
Iron:Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Caution: Do not use to cook food.
Blow Dryer:Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Swedish Chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
Child-Sized Superman Costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
And the sad thing is that they wouldn't put these things on if people haven't already done them. Actually, I would like to meet the guys who tryed to drop the air conditioner out of a window. I bet they are hicks |
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mOnK
Roadie
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
Posts: 78
Location: a little place called tucson
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Fri Mar 14, 2003 11:12 am |
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lmfao, stopping the chain with genitals!! omg that would hurt....... |
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FartInAirConditioner
Street Musician
Joined: 14 Dec 2002
Posts: 516
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Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:36 am |
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drop the air conditioner and free me! HAHAHAHAHAHAaaaa... *chuckels* |
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