20th Century Boys Volume 1 : Friend Chapter Ten Yukiji - Page 193 - Friend: I just don't understand those people... Yukiji: Hmmmmm. Friend: Whether they're a new religion, a self-help seminar, or a company, or what they're trying to do... I don't get it at all. Yukiji: Hmmmm... Friend: And I DON'T even know the NAME of their organization. All that I know about them... Is their little logo symbol thing... Just this! What do you think? Yukiji: Hmmmm... Friend: All these parents have been coming into the office crying about making a legal team, saying their sons and daughters have been taken from them... Chapter 10 : Yukiji - Page 194 - Friend: How can we get lawyers if we don't know the other side? So then I started looking into them... All I found out is that the person at the middle of it all is called "Friend"... I mean, what is that? They don't have a name and their leader's name is "Friend"!! But that totally bizarre group is large enough to fill the Budokan, so... ...hey, are you listening? Yukiji: I'm listening... I'm listening, but my problems are much more serious... Friend: Is it a man...? - Page 195 - Yukiji: Ohhhhhh, I've had it. I can't STAND it anymore!! Oooh, I hate him!! Friend: You just don't have any luck with men. Yukiji: No matter what I say, he never listens. I say right, he goes left, I say left, he goes right. Friend: It's not as easy as you think. Yukiji: Ohhhh, I hate this. The moment I take my eyes off him, he disappears. Friend: He thinks he can get away with it since you keep chasing after him. Yukiji: I can't stand it!! He does the same things to me, day after day... Friend: What does he do? - Page 196 - Yukiji: HE STICKS HIS FACE IN MY CROTCH AND STARTS LICKING ME ALL OF A SUDDEN!! Chapter 10 : Yukiji - Page 197 - Friend: You're kidding... Yukiji: I am NOT kidding!! And whenever I have my guard down, that's when he tries to pee on me!! Friend: I... I've heard the stories, but I didn't there was actually anyone who was into that kind of stuff!! Yukiji: He gets aroused and starts dry-humping me wherever he damn pleases!! Friend: Oh... how DISGUSTING!! This shouldn't be a dilemma, girl, you need to BREAK UP with him right n... Yukiji: I DO want to break up with that stupid mutt!! - Page 198 - Friend: Mutt...? Yukiji: Why did that dumb dog have to get assigned to my workplace? Why do I have to be in charge of him? Friend: Wow. Being a Narc must be pretty hard... Yukiji: I told you, I'm NOT a Narc!! I'm just a customs official!! Only a drug-sniffing dog handler!! Everytime they hear what my job is, the men say, eugggh, a Narc! And then leave!! - Page 199 - Yukiji: Thanks to that, the only person I have at this age is a stupid dog!! Friend: I don't think it's only your job's fault that the men leave. Yukiji: What are you trying to say? Friend: You just don't have enough pheromones. Yukiji: Phe...? Friend: My husband says my pheromones knocked him for a loop. Yukiji: Phe... Gimme!! Friend: What? Yukiji: Gimme some of your pheromones!! Friend: Oh nooooo, you're all drunk now!! I'm going home!! Yukiji: That's not what you promised! You said you'd hang out with me tonight! Friend: Tomorrow's a busy day for me!! Yukiji: Huh? - Page 200 - Friend: What is it? Yukiji: Hmmmmmmm? This symbol... Bleeeeah, I feel sick!! Friend: I KNEW you drank too much!! Yukiji: BLEEEEAAAAAAHH!! Friend: Go to the bathroom, hurry!! - Page 201 - Door: (rrm...) (rrrmbll...) Man: (tap) (tap) - Page 202 - Manjoume: It's been completed, correct? (tap)(tap) Student: Yes. We're very sorry for exceeding the time limit and estimates. Manjoume: Don't worry about the estimates. What's important is whether "Friend" is pleased or not. I know that "Friend" must have showed you the visual inside his heart... His "friendship". - Page 203 - Students: Yes, sir. Manjoume: Then let me see it. Student: Yes, sir. (click) Lights: (flash)(flash) Manjoume: Hmph... Oh yes... - Page 204 - Manjoume: I think "Friend" will be very pleased, indeed. - Page 205 - - Page 206 - [Mon-chan went back to Dusseldorf.] [We tried to give him Japanese souvenirs that are hard to get over there, but apparently they have everything.] [The world got smaller...] All: Yaaaaaaaaawn... Keroyon: Back home, back home. Maruo: All that treasure hunting overnight and then we just HAD to see Mon-chan off to the airport... - Page 207 - Kenji: Wait. Keroyon: Gimme a break. I'm going home to sleep. Maruo: Yaaaawn... Kenji: I SAID WAIT!! We might have dug up something extremely important!! Keroyon: Here he goes again. Maruo: It's just a bunch of junk we buried when we were kids. Kenji: You can't just explain this off as junk... Yoshitsune: Toy frog and snake, menko cards, marbles... Maruo: Heibon Punch, porno movie posters... Keroyon: Pretty pathetic, when you think that crap was so important to us back then. Kenji: No, that's not the problem...!! - Page 208 - Kenji: The problem is this symbol!! A professor at a local college is missing! This was drawn on his back door!! One of Donkey's former students was then a student of this professor, and he was selling T-shirts with the symbol on them!! And then Donkey gave me a letter saying, "Do you remember this symbol?" right before he died!! Keroyon: Just sounds like a string of unlikely coincidences to me. Kenji: I'm saying they're NOT COINCIDENCES!! One of us who knew this symbol is using it now!! Who else was there?! Think!! - Page 209 - Maruo: Umm, let's see... who else... Yoshitsune: Uhhhh... Keroyon: There was Konchi. Maruo: Yeah, Konchi. Maruo: And Otcho, of course... Yoshitsune: Of course, Otcho... Maruo: Wasn't there Yukiji, too? Kenji: Yukiji? Yoshitsune: You know, Yukiji the really strong... Keroyon: Oh yeah, that ugly horse!! Yoshitsune: She wasn't a horse. She was pretty!! Keroyon: Yoshitsune, you're blushing. Yoshitsune: N... nah... Kenji: Yukiji...? Sound: GRAAAAAAARRRF!! - Page 210 - Kenji: GYAAAAAAAAH!! Yukiji: I... I'M SO SORRY!! OH, STOP IT ALREADY, YOU STUPID MUTT!! Kenji: Huh...? Yukiji: Wha...? Kenji: Yukiji...? - Chapter 10 Owari - - Volume 1 Kan -