Boku to Issho Volume 1 Chapter 12 I Don't Buy It - Page 209 - Chapter 12: I Don't Buy It - Page 210 - Yoshida: Ummmm, Ayakooo...? What's wrong? You'll be late to school... Aya: ...I'm not going today. I'm staying home. Yoshida: But... but you're... Aya: NOT GOING. Ikuo: Um, how did it go in there? Yoshida: She's, uh... not going to school today... Suguo: I... Ikuo? Itokin: ...is she hurt, anywhere? - Page 211 - Ikuo: She really sprained her right wrist hard. It'll take a week to heal. I mean, she can't even write, so... Yoshida: But why was she so MAD? Suguo: Her first period. Ikuo: Well, I'm off to school, then. Suguo: Bye, seeya later! Itokin: Come back a powerful man! Yoshida: I've got to step out for some business stuff today. Can you hold it down here until tonight? Both: YETH! YETH! Yoshida: Okay, boys! Suguo: Bye, seeya later! Itokin: Buy me some moss on the way back! - Page 212 - Itokin: WHAT SHOULD WE DO, SUGUO?!! Suguo: D-Do?! About WHAT?! Itokin: The princess is furious! She fell down the stairs because of us! And she got hurt!! Suguo: Wrong, Mr. Ito. It was an accident. Mr. Weewee's hair gets stuck in his skin when it pulls back. That's an accident too. "I'm just a soul whose intentions are good..." Itokin: But you're backing away!! You're running away from the consequences!!! Suguo: Shut uuuuuup!! Headband: Bito (Note: Suguo's quoting the song "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood," which was covered by the Japanese singer Isao Bito.) - Page 213 - Suguo: If it's anyone's fault, it's YOURS! Itokin: Whaaat? MY fault?! What about YOU?! Don't be contrary!! Suguo: MEEE?!! I'm not contrary, I'm a fairy. ...okay, let's go. Itokin: ...yeah, let's just... Hachiro: I'm a peanut. Peanut... BERRY. Itokin: Get back to studying! Suguo: A peanut's not a berry! Hachiro: {What is life?!} - Page 214 - Itokin: Little lady... Are you awake, little lady? Whatever. Just listen to me. I... I'm sorry. For... for laughing, yesterday. - Page 215 - Itokin: I just never thought that a teenage girl like you would be thinking about such a complicated, expansive subject... It just... made me giggle a little bit... heh. To make it up to you, I'll consider your question now. Let's see... What is life, right? Hmmmmmmm, life? Life is... - Page 216 - Itokin: Oh... Oh oh... Suguo: {Oh crap! Gotta help!!} Ito, think of a goal! A reason to live!! Itokin: MMM?! A reason?!! There is no such THIIIING!!! Like hell there is! I'd be pissed if there was! Like, what if the government said, "humanity's goal in life is to stack plastic bottles as high as possible"? - Page 217 - Itokin: Bottles sell out instantly, and the stacking begins. Everyone does it, from athletes to businessmen... Next comes the hideous fighting and stealing... The rich force the poor off their land. People: (get back here!)(noooo) Itokin: What's worse is the poor cats! They're terrified of plastic bottles! They can't move anywhere! Living back-to-back year round, they combine into one! The enormous cat-monster, Meowzilla! And then... Michael Jackson buys Meowzilla... And what does Latoya do...? Suguo: Ito! Tag! Tag team!! - Page 218 - Suguo: Well... well, you see... You can think about those things once you've had sex! Understand? Now stop thinking about that. Itokin: {Where'd he get that tie?} Aya: I DON'T BUY IT! Why do I have to have sex first, before that? I don't buy it one bit. - Page 219 - Suguo: All right, you want to know why? I'll TELL you why! You shouldn't be looking for the meaning of life, you retard! It's more than you deserve!! We're just monkeys! Monkeys don't try to attach meaning to everything! Anyone who's wasting their time thinking about meaning is rotting away because they don't have enough to do already! What you're asking is about the same question as "What is outer spaaace?" Don't you get it?! Quit wasting your time thinking about that stuff and get to bangin', you dumb bitch! You Japo capybara! You ultra-mega warthog!! Itokin: Whoa... Suguo: What, you gonna CRY?! You gonna CRY at me?!! HUH?!! Girls think they can CRY their way out of everything! Go on, CRYBABY! Why don't you CRY like a little BABY! WAH WAH WAH!! Aya: I DON'T BUY IIIIIT!!! - Page 220 - Suguo: You don't buy it?! Aya: I don't buy it!! Suguo: You don't get it?! Aya: I don't get it!!! Suguo: ...So... you don't get it... - Page 221 - Aya: RETARD! RETARD! DIE! DON'T COME BACK! Suguo: DER DUM DER! I'M THPECIAL, I'M THPECIAL!! Aya: God, I hate him so much... ...what are you looking at? Itokin: Yer badonkadonk! Aya: I'm hungry... is there still breakfast left? Itokin: Yeah... I think... - Page 222 - Itokin: ...aaaaaaahh. Aya: Aaaaaahh. - Page 223 - Itokin: W-What the?! Sorry, sorry! Try again! {That's so WEIRD!!} Okay, open wide! Aya: ...Aaaahhh. WHAT?!?! Itokin: I don't know, I just DO it!!! - Page 224 - Itokin: Why?! Why can't the mischief-maker inside of me let me be NICE to people?! Aya: I don't care! Forget this! Itokin: Hey, wait a second!! Aya: WHAT?!! Retard! Moron! Numbskull! Die! Die! Don't ever come back!! Itokin: Waahh, Suguooo!! Suguo: Waaah, Itokiiin!! - Page 225 - Aya: GRAAAAAAAAA DAMMIT, I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!! Mikako: You know what, Ikuo? You're like a big brother! Ikuo: Huh? Mikako: All the boys in class are so childish, but you're calm and smart, just like a big brother! Ikuo: Oh... really...? Mikako: Is your brother smart and helpful like you are? Ikuo: Not in the least... Akihito: He... he's really dumb... I know... - Page 226 - Mikako: Akihito, close your eyes and cover your ears!! {Do you have a girlfriend, Ikuo?} Ikuo: Huh? Mikako: {Well, guess what. I wanna be-} Akihito: LOOK! Mikako: Hey, Akihito! You're not doing it right! Ikuo: Let's go this way. Mikako: Huh? Suguo: {...I am a wabbit, a cute liddle wabbit.} Itokin: {...me toooo...} Aya: {Nyek nyek... found some wabbits.} - Chapter 12 End - - Volume 1 End -