Keroro Gunso (Sergeant Keroro) Volume 1 Chapter 1 I am Sergeant Keroro - Page 1 - Chapter 1 : I am Sergeant Keroro - Page 2 - Narrator: In the year 199X, Earth is attacked without warning by alien lifeforms!!! Before their overwhelming power, police, national guard, and armies are all powerless!!! Their cruelty and brutality are unmatched!!! Humankind could only run in panic at the sight of them...!! Aliens: FOOLISH EARTHLINGS... TREMBLE AND PROSTRATE YOURSELVES BEFORE US!!! - Page 3 - Kids: (hah)(hah) (zeh) HURRY, SIS!!!!!! KYAA! SIS!! Fuyuki... I can't go on... run away by yourself! What?! That isn't like you!! Alien: RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!!! Earthlings are no enemy of ours. DIE!!! Girl: KYAAAAAAA!!! - Page 4 - - Page 5 - Fuyuki: Uh... ugh... N... Natsumi... Natsumi died... Natsumi: Don't KILL ME!! Fuyuki: WAAH?! Natsumi: You've got some nerve, picking a fight with me in your sleep!! Fuyuki: Ugh, that dream again... Natsumi: Dream? (again?) [Hinata Natsumi] [8th Grade] - Page 6 - Fuyuki: I've been seeing it every day lately. These weirdo aliens attack the Earth... [Her brother, Hinata Fuyuki] [6th Grade] Fuyuki: Maybe... Natsumi: You're receiving alien mind rays... right? Sheesh! You watch too many movies, kid!! Fuyuki: What are you saying?! Don't you know the Earth is already being targeted for destruction?! I'm just arming myself with knowledge for when the inevitable strikes! Natsumi: Yeah, yeah!! Enough of that, now get ready for school!! Fuyuki: Not worth it. The Earth is being destroyed as we speak. Natsumi: {YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE DORK... Whoops. I don't need to rely on physical punishment... It's super simple to control my nerdy little brother} - Page 7 - Natsumi: AAAAAH!!! LOOK, AN ALIEN!!! Fuyuki: NO WAY, REALLY? WHERE, WHERE?!! Paper: (flap...) Keroro: H... How did you know I was here...?! - Page 8 - Natsumi: C... CATCH IT!!! Fukuyi: R-ROGER!!! Keroro: AAAAAH!! Natsumi: What is that thing...? A f-frog...? (no way) Fuyuki: But... it talked... (I heard it...) Natsumi: H-hey!! Just what are you? And what were you doing there? Keroro: Remaining "silent". Natsumi: {Is it trying to assert its personal rights?!} - Page 9 - Fuyuki: Are you... a real alien?! Keroro: I would not reveal that in a moment of ignorance to the denizens of this planet. Fuyuki: I KNEW IT!!! Keroro: Huh?! D-don't be silly!! I'm just a mischevious, over-evolved little froggy!! Ribbit ribbit riiiibbit, I am a frog, oh yes I am! Natsumi: You're just digging yourself in deeper and deeper... Fuyuki: That dream was "foresight"!!! Does that mean I'm going to be the man who saves the world in the future?! SOOOO COOL!!! Owwwww!! Natsumi: Enough shouting!! Look what time it is already!! Get going to school!!! Fuyuki: Awwwww?! Why do I have to... - Page 10 - Natsumi: We have our own way of life here!! We don't have time to play around with aliens or whatever!! Fuyuki: But what if he runs away while we're gone?! Natsumi: Good, less trouble for us. If he's still there when we get back, we'll cut him up and bury him. Then pretend this never happened! Fuyuki: (scary) {He was carrying this... and I brought it. ...it must be some alien super-weapon or something!} Let's see what this baby can do!! - Page 11 - Keroro: DAMN YOU... FILTHY POKOPENIANS!!! (Pokopen seems to be their word for Earth) STAND!! Haaa! HAVE CAUTION!!! "Rules of war" Never let the enemy see your back!!! - Page 12 - Keroro: Grr... what negligence, to be caught by the enemy!! I must report to headquarters on the double! "Kerokerokero", this is Sergeant Keroro, respond! I made enemy contact during execution of command and am now in a distress situation!! Requesting emergency back-up... WHAT THE?! Green Kanji: Missing Keroro: Gone!!! My Kero ball... without that, I am isolated on this barbarian enemy planet!! Those Pokopenians from before must have... {Rule no. 8: If weapons are seized by enemy forces, the punishment is... DEATH!!!!} No no no!! It was not STOLEN from me! I LENT IT TO THEM!!! - Page 13 - Keroro: Damn you Pokopenians, what have you done to me... You won't get away with this!! I shall teach you the difference between a pro and an amateur!! RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT Girls: Hey, Natsumi, do you have any funny stories to tell? Uggh, I'm soooo bored!! Natsumi: Mmm... nope... Girls: What if some aliens attacked, like a scene out of a movie?! Yeah, there'd be a huge panic! They'd come from space so we wouldn't stand a chance! Oooh, scary!! But cool, too! You'd die too, you dummy! No, I'd be saved. (how come?) - Page 14 - Natsumi: Now that I think about it... That could be... really dangerous...!! Fuyuki: ...wuh, WOW, this is great...! It must be some alien gadget!! That was this button... So, what does this one do? - Page 15 - Fuyuki: W-wow!! I'm flying... I'M FLYING!!! It's loaded with super-technology that can't be found anywhere on Earth! What else is there... Yah!! Yah!! Huh? Kero Ball: BEEEEXRTTTTTTT!!! Fuyuki: Dowaaaah?!! Waaah! What the?! - Page 16 - Fuyuki: {Oh no...!!} S-SHUT UP!!! Wha... What was that all about...? Door Sign: Hinata Natsumi: Is it... gone? Oh, I sure hope it's gone... - Page 17 - Natsumi: I don't know what's going on... but it's definitely unnatural... I'm not gonna stand for my life being ruined!! Thankfully, tomorrow is kitchen waste day... KYAAAAA?!! Huh...? Wha... WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!! - Page 18 - Keroro: RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!!! How does that special-made booby trap taste to you? Foolish Pokopenian!! Natsumi: W-w-what are you doing, you monster frog?!! Let me down right this instant!!! Keroro: RIBBIT RIBBIT! How dare you perform such unspeakable S&M acts on a soldier such as I!! Now you shall taste the same disgrace!! Natsumi: Soldier...? What are you...?! Keroro: RIBBIT! I shall tell you before I send you to hell. I am the leader of the special pre-invasion advance squad, from the 58th planet of the Gamma Nebula... - Page 19 - Keroro: SERGEANT KERORO!!! In other words, I was preparing this planet for the invasion of my people!! Natsumi: You expect me to believe that?! No one would fall for... Keroro: Now, return my "Kero Ball" to me...!! Where is it?! Here?! Is it here?! Natsumi: KYAAAAAA!! Keroro: I will use my "Kero Ball" to call for reinforcements... And you will be abducted!! Caption: Image Natsumi: I don't know, I swear!! Keroro: Hmm... it appears my interrogation was too weak... Now I shall release my "space leech" to crawl all over you... Space Leech: Shahaaaa Natsumi: ?! Where did you get that...?! STOOOOP!!! - Page 20 - Keroro: PREPARE TO GO TO HELL!!! Natsumi: WAIT, THAT'S NOT INTERROGATION!!! Keroro: ABIBABABA?!! Fuyuki: What are you doing, Natsumi? Natsumi: Fuyuki?!! Fuyuki: Hehehe, I used this thing... To come in through the second story window!! - Page 21 - Keroro: PLAN FAILURE Natsumi: Stupid little frog! How dare he do that to a maiden like me... IT'S A FIRECRACKER UP THE BUTT FOR YOU!!! Fuyuki: H-hey, forgive him! ...so you want this back, don't you, Sergeant? Keroro: (yes! yes!) Fuyuki: Fine! And in return... You have to be our friend!! Keroro: A most simple task!! Natsumi: Wait a minute!! What do you mean?! Fuyuki: That would be so cool!! We'd probably be the first people on Earth who've made friends with aliens!! Keroro: {Fool... once I get that back...} - Page 22 - Kero Ball: BEEPOOBOPBEEEE!!! Fuyuki: AAAAH, NOT AGAIN?! Keroro: That is... a message from headquarters!! Fuyuki: Huh...? Headquarters...? Message: Headquarters to advance squadron. There is a dangerous chance one of our number has made contact with the Pokopenians and exposed our existence to them. Main units are calling off their plans and a full evacuation of the planet is in order. Furthermore, because of this state of emergency, units are advised to abandon any hope of rescue... We pray for your lives... Keroro: I AM YOUR FRIEND. Natsumi: How pathetic... To be continued - Keroro Gunso Chapter 1 End -