Keroro Gunso (Sergeant Keroro)
	 Volume 1
	  Chapter 3
	   Multiple Personality Girl, Nishizawa Momoka

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Chapter 3 : Multiple Personality Girl, Nishizawa Momoka

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Fuyuki: OH NOOOO, I SLEPT IN!!!
	I'll be late for school!!

Natsumi: Honestly!  You're in middle school now...!

Keroro: Is this "school" somewhere one is stationed every day?

Fuyuki: Kind of!  I hate studying, but I have lots of friends...

Keroro: I would so love to see it-

Fuyuki: NO.

Keroro: {Wha...  Why...
	Why not...?}

Natsumi: You know why not!
	Be a little more conscious of WHAT you are here!
	Okay?  You are forbidden to go outside!
	If anyone sees you, it'll cause a panic!

Keroro: (oof)(oof)

[PORTRAYAL OF CRUELTY]

Natsumi: While we're gone, you clean the house, do laundry, and shine shoes!!
	You have to earn your right to stay here!!

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Fuyuki: I feel sorry for him, Natsumi...
	Sergeant's ALL ALONE here on Earth!

Natsumi: ...hmph!  Who cares?
	Don't expect me to understand how he feels!

Fuyuki: Okay, Sergeant, take care of the house while we're gone!

Both: Goodbye!!

Keroro: Ribbit!  May your travels bring you back without harm!!
	DON'T GET TOO COMFY NOW, POKOPENIANS...
	ONCE THIS CLEANING OPERATION IS COMPLETE, I SHALL BEGIN PREPARING MY COUNTER-ATTACK!!
	(INTENT OF REBELLION IN ALL ACTUALITY!!!)
	Ribbit?

Letter: To: Stupid Frog
	I don't know what you eat.  So I left some stuff out in the kitchen.
	Eat it if you wanna.
	PS. This is only because I don't want you to starve to death and decompose in my house.

Natsumi: bla

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[Hinata Fuyuki (12), sixth grader at Yotaka Elementary School, president of the informal "Occult Club",]
[has now sampled both "reality" and "unreality" since his contact with the Sergeant...]

Guy: So we're all graduating...

Fuyuki: And we'll be going to different schools...

Guy: So you're going to Kisshou Academy, Fuyuki-kun?

Fuyuki: Yup... Mama was worried, so she told me to go to the same place as my sister...

Guy: Your sister came from this school originally, too!  Well then, you won't need to worry about the bullying.

Fuyuki: {Actually, I AM worried about that...}
	But us "Occult Club" members will always be friends!
	At least until the world is destroyed.

All: (hahahaha)

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Fuyuki: Okay...  So I'm the only one going to Kisshou Academy...
	All alone...  just like Sergeant...
	He's been left alone on Earth, all by himself...

<<Keroro: I would so love...
	to see this school you speak of.

Fuyuki: He must be lonely!
	...aliens are just like us!
	I should go home and play with him!

Voice: H, Hinata-kun!

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Fuyuki: Oh, hi Nishizawa-san.
	What is it?

Momoka: Uh,
	Umm...
	W
	Well...
	W... we're grad... uating, right...?

Fuyuki: Yeah, and...?

Momoka: A-and well, um...
	Uhh...
	I...  j-j-just wanted to say...
	I li...  li... li...

Fuyuki: Like?

Momoka: LIKE THE CONCEPT OF LANGUAGE HAVING A SOUL, DO YOU BELIEVE THAT'S TRUE?!

Fuyuki: HUH?!  Uh, I don't think it's been disproven, but-?!

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Momoka: O-okay thanks!  Goodbye!!

Fuyuki: Oh, wait Nishizawa-san!
	I've been wondering...
	Um...  what's in that oddly unnatural bag you've got?

Momoka: N-nothing!  It's just a bag!!

Fuyuki: {...yeah, I was wondering why you're carrying "just a bag"...}

[Nishizawa Momoka]
[Fuyuki's Classmate]
[Member of the Occult Club (Ghost Division)]

Fuyuki: What a funny girl...

Momoka: (zeh)(hah)
	(zeh)(hah)
	(hah)(hah)
	Hinata-kun...
	(hah)
	I thought if I showed him "this" we'd be able to talk...

*BZZT*

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Momoka: GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!
	Why can't you just tell him "I like you"?!!
	YOU'RE SUCH A FRICKIN' COWARD!!!
	You were gonna use that thing to grab a chance to get closer to him...
	But you were too damn nervous say anything in the end!!
	THIS IS YOUR FAULT, ALL YOUR FAULT, DAMMIT!!!
	(fsss...)
	Hinata-kun.
	(MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES)

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Kero Ball: Kerokerokerokerokerokero

Fuyuki: The Kero Ball...?

Kero Ball: beebrr
	bzoink
	pwing

Fuyuki: What's it doing?

Keroro: This is...
	AN "SOS SIGNAL"!

Kero Ball: beebrr
	bzoink
	pwing

Fuyuki: SOS?!  From who...?!

Keroro: Ribbit.  This is...
	coming from a source of close proximity!

Kero Ball: boink
	zing

Fuyuki: Then...
	ONE OF YOUR COMRADES?!
	{Is that...  his individual way of showing happiness...?}
	All right!!  Let's go rescue him!

Keroro: Ribbit!!!

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Fuyuki: Okay, don't stick your face out!
	If you get seen, then we're in big trouble...
	So there are other aliens here besides you, Sergeant?

Keroro: RIBBIT!  You are naive, Fuyuki-dono.
	We Keronians are not the only race interested in Pokopen.

Fuyuki: What?!

Keroro: I'd say there are at least a thousand more kinds!!!
	It is quite possibly possible this could be an enemy trap...!

Fuyuki: O-okay...  I'll be careful...
	It's okay!!
	I'm sure it's one of your friends!!

Keroro: Fuyuki-dono...

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[School once again...]

Momoka: Hinata-kun...  maybe if I was just a bit more aggressive...

Keronian: Then why do you have me all tied up?!
	Please please, untie me!!

Momoka: *BZZT*  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!!
	IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT BEING USEFUL!!
	WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK SAVED YOUR ROTTEN LIFE WHEN YOU WERE ABOUT TO GET EATEN BY STRAY DOGS, HUH?!!
	(FULL POWER AGGRESSIVE ATTACK)

Keronian: GYAAAAA!!  I'M SOOOOORRY!!

Kero Ball: beebrr
	bzoink
	pwing

Fuyuki: The reactions are getting really strong...  this is it, Sergeant!!

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Fuyuki: My school...?!
	But no one should be here at this time...

Keroro: (boing!!)

Fuyuki: Sergeant?!

Keroro: This "ki" I feel...
	It is the "ki" of a comrade!!!

Fuyuki: Huh...?
	So it IS one of your friends?!

Momoka: WHO'S THERE?!

Fuyuki: Sergea...
	AH!

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Fuyuki: Nishizawa... san...?

Keronian: S...
	SERGEANT?!!

Keroro: P-Private Tamama?!!

Fuyuki: Nishizawa-san!!  W-what's going on here?!
	(wait...)(Nishizawa-san?)

Momoka: {DANGER!!  DANGER!!}
	(fsss...)
	Umm...  we were playing catch...

Fuyuki: {Holy crap...  if that wasn't a lie, I don't know what is...}

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Tamama: Sergeant!!

Keroro: FUYUKI-DONO!!!  SHOOT THAT POKOPENIAN WITH THE KERO BEAM AT ONCE!!!

Fuyuki: WHAT?!
	No, I can't...
	Aaah!

Keroro: NO TIME FOR ETHICAL DILEMMAS!!

Momoka: Gweeaahhhhhh?!!

Fuyuki: {No...  Sergeant...
	So your comrades are more important to you...?
	Then we're just...}

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(Story of the Aliens)

Keroro: You're all right, Private Tamama!!

Tamama: I wanted to see you so bad, Sergeant!!

Keroro: Fuyuki-dono!!  Allow me to introduce you!!  This is Private Tamama, from my squadron!!

Fuyuki: I-I see...
	{Well...  I'm glad Sergeant got to see his comrade...
	...but my feelings are a bit more complex.}

Tamama: I work for the Sergeant!!
	Nice to meet you!!

Fuyuki: But...  you didn't have to shoot Nishizawa-san, even to save your comrade...

Keroro: RIBBIT?!  That is what you call a misunderstanding! (shwoop?!)
	Private Tamama is...

Fly: bzzzzzzzz

*BZZT*

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Tamama: Fly Alien sighted!!
	SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

Fuyuki: What the?!

Fly: (just a normal fly)

(MULTIPLE ALIEN PERSONALITIES)

Keroro: ...you never know when he'll snap.

Fuyuki: ...thanks, Sergeant...
	(nice call on that one...)
	...so what are you going to do now?

Tamama: I'm staying at Momochi's house!  (fsss...)
	She saved my life...  I need to THANK her!

Keroro: Thank...  her?

Tamama: Yes, THANK her.

[Fuyuki finally understood the meaning of the saying,]
["A pet resembles its owner..."]

To be continued

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