Keroro Gunso (Sergeant Keroro) Volume 1 Chapter 5 State of the Hinata Household (+alpha) Report - Page 71 - Chapter 5 - State of the Hinata Household (+alpha) Report Momoka: I am Nishizawa Momoka, and today... I have been called to my secret crush, Hinata-kun's house! {I... if I push this...} **Fuyuki: Hello! Thanks for coming, Momoka-chan! I was just baking a cake at the moment! What kind of tea can I get you? **Momoka: G... genmai-cha... (Note: Tea with roasted rice.) **Momoka: Look, look! A chabashira! (Note: This literally means "tea stem floating upright", but it's more generally used to mean an "auspicious sign". This is just a literal example of that.) **Fuyuki: Great... it must stand for an apocalypse of happiness, ahaha ehehe. - Page 72 - [She spent 30 minutes like this.] Natsumi: ...what are you doing? Momoka: Ah! No, the chabashira was just...!! I mean... Hinata-kun asked me to come here today... Natsumi: Oh! So you must be that... well, Fuyuki should be home now. HEY, FUYUKI!! One of your cute little friends is here!! A pretty weird one, too! Momoka: {Who is this bitch...? She seems a little too friendly with Hinata-kun... Aha! This must be the rumored "sister"...!! Haha, I've got it!! She's going to give me a friendly head-start punch before I can get close to Hinata-kun!! So she thinks she's got superiority just cause she's the sister, well I don't think so!!!} [She spent 3 seconds like this.] - Page 73 - Fuyuki: Natsumi!! Don't call for me like that!! Natsumi: (shy guy) Momoka: (ah!) Fuyuki: Welcome, Nishizawa-san! I've been waiting! Momoka: H... hello!! {An apron?! T... then was it really? REALLY?!} Natsumi: Hey, what are you wearing my apron for?! Fuyuki: Sorry, I was just borrowing it. Me and the sergeant were cooking. Natsumi: YOU AND THAT STUPID FROG?! Fuyuki: Come in, Nishizawa-san! It's a little messy though... Momoka: T-thank you! - Page 74 - Momoka: {A different house... This is the smell of Hinata-kun's house... Ahhh... I feel SO close to Hinata-kun right now...} Natsumi: EWWWWW, what is that awful smell?! Keroro: DODGE, EVERYONE!!! Natsumi: (sa) Fuyuki: (hyoi) - Page 75 - Keroro: My FOOD got away! Fuyuki: No! I told you to put a weight on the lid...! Food...? Keroro: RIBBIT! It's a Keronian specialty, Space Creature Mix! Kind of like a space okonomiyaki! Fuyuki: Wha... (uh oh...) Momoka: WHAT THE HELL IZZAT?!! YOU TRYIN' TO KILL ME?! THAT SCARED ME, GODDAMMIT!! Food: Ugo ugo ergi gi gi ge go Momoka: Hwuh?! Natsumi: ...so this is what your friends are like... - Page 76 - Tamama: SERGEANT!! Keroro: Ohhh, Private Tamama! How are you doing?! Tamama: Just wonderful, Sergeant! Natsumi: ...is that another alien? Fuyuki: Yup... Natsumi: Wow... (so cute) It looks so much more normal than ours. Keroro: I was preparing some good old homestyle cooking in expectation of your coming today! Tamama: Oh Sergeant, you're always so nice!! Food: twitch... twitch... Tamama: *BZZT* PREPARE TO DIE, SCUMBAG!! - Page 77 - Fuyuki: The... hallway... (mama's gonna be mad) Tamama: Sergeant, remember you have to crush the vital organs of Space Okonomiyaki before you cook! Keroro: Oh my, it seems I had forgotten! Both: RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT Natsumi: {I was so naive.} [Reaffirmation] Momoka: HEY TAMAKOU, WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN' SHOOTIN' EYEBEAMS IN HINATA-KUN'S HOUSE?!!! I'LL BURY YOU ALIVE, PUNK!!! Tamama: I'm so sorry, it just happened... I'm sorry!! Momoka: I'm really sorry! Natsumi: Actually, you two make a nice pair... Fuyuki: S-she's not a bad person! She's just like... that. Okay... the reason we are assembled here today... Is to discuss our current situation... - Page 78 - Fuyuki: We've had sudden encounters with these aliens and have to live with them... So I'd like to have a serious discussion about how to continue our normal lives while evading trouble! A serious discussion... Natsumi: How is it? Isn't my original herb tea good? Momoka: Yes... {Damn, I wanted Hinata-kun to make it.} Keroro: Ron! Tamama: All at once? Fuyuki: {We'll never get forward if I get swept away by the others...} (background) Mustn't run mustn't run musn't run musn't run musn't musn't musn't musn't musn't (Note: One of Shinji Ikari's classic wimpy lines.) Fuyuki: How does the situation seem at your house, Nishizawa-san? Momoka: Well, it's a secret from my parents at the moment... Tamama: When it looks like I'll be found, I hide in "Quasi-Hyperspace"! Because it would be awful if I was spotted! Fuyuki: Wow, so you've really got things under control, Tamama! Tamama: No, not at all. - Page 79 - Natsumi: So the problem is him. You can't let your guard down for a second... Keroro: I... I'm shocked!! But I always obey so meekly... (how rude) (you're so rude!) Natsumi: WHAT'S WITH THAT STUPID IMPERTINENT WAY OF TALKING?! Keroro: RIWWIIIIIT, THIS IS OPRESSIVE, EVEN BY OFFICER'S STANDARDS!! Natsumi: {BLOODLUST?!} Tamama: Pokopenian... how d-d-dare you humiliate the sergeant!! Keroro: RIBBIT! Private Tamama!! Natsumi-dono is my superior officer!! You must NEVER harm the Hinata household!! THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE ORDER!! - Page 80 - Tamama: Roger, Sergeant!! Keroro: Oh, Private Tamama, you are such a straightforward, model soldier!! (you little...) Natsumi: {I did not want to see that.} Keroro: Fuyuki-dono!! I have a request! I would like to talk to Private Tamama in private! We are simply filled with joy at our reunion!! Fuyuki: Oh... sorry for not noticing! You can go and relax in your room! Keroro: I am in your debt!!! Tamama: Wow! You have your OWN ROOM, Sergeant! Keroro: RIBBIT!! Well, it's quite small, nothing to brag about!! Momoka: {I want to be alone with Hinata-kun, too...} - Page 81 - Tamama: *boing* Natsumi: W-what? (It's actually kinda cute...} Tamama: HEY POKOPENIAN... LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE WARNING... YOU MESS WITH OUR SERGEANT AND YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN...! Keroro: Private Tamama? Tamama: Yeees? Fuyuki: What's wrong? Natsumi: I just feel... SOOO tired... I'm going... to rest a little... you do the rest. Fuyuki: Oh well, let's just have the meeting by ourselves. Momoka: S... sure! {I'm alone with Hinata-kun...!} - Page 82 - Keroro: RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT Tamama: TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMA TAMA [Resonance(?)] Keroro: I am most glad to see you safe! Tamama: Tamaaaa, I was so lonely!! I just got word that the main force was making a sudden retreat... What could it have been...? Keroro: RIBBIT W-why, I have no idea. [His fault.] Keroro: It was because we first-line advance soldiers were carrying out operations... Picture: Sergeant's Memorious Memory Memorial Taken from Chapter 1 Tamama: Y-yes, that must be it, Sergeant! - Page 83 - Keroro: Yes... the Keroro Squadron is 5 in all! The other 3 of us must be around here somewhere! Tamama: If all 5 of us come together safely... It'll be a snap to take over this stupid planet!! I'll get to searching right away!! Keroro: Stop that thought!! Careless actions are dangerous! We must not let any more Pokopenians know of our existence! Plus, it would be dreadful if any enemy species learned of our isolation here! The Kero Ball cannot send messages... So we will wait for signals to come from them, as with you, Tamama! PRIVATE TAMAMA!! Tamama: Y-yes, sir! - Page 84 - Keroro: Besides, we must not cause any trouble to my savior, Fuyuki-dono and his family!! The conquest of Pokopen is a different matter! Tamama: Roger!! {Sergeant... such a moral person!!} That's why I love you so much! (kiss kiss kiss) Keroro: S-stop it! I'm blushing! Fuyuki: ...so. It'll come out something like that! Whew, I think we can actually pull it off! Momoka: What a relief! - Page 85 - Momoka: {Sigh... My moment of happiness is going to end...} Fuyuki: Here you go! Momoka: Um... what is this...? Fuyuki: Oh, just genmai-cha from a teabag... S-sorry, would you rather have black tea? Momoka: N-no, of course not! Thank you very much!! Fuyuki: ...well, it looks like things could be tough from here on out, so let's do our best to enjoy the time. I think... the Sergeant and Tamama are pretty nice aliens! Momoka: {Thanks to them, I was able to talk with you like this...} Yes, I agree!! - Page 86 - Momoka: {These bizarre invaders that came from space... could actually be gifts from heaven...} Thanks for having me over! Fuyuki: Sure! Be careful on the way home! Oh yeah... Nishizawa-san. Why did you quit the school you were going to go to and switch to Kisshou Academy instead? Momoka: ...that's a secret. Tamama: BYE BYE, SERGEANT!! Momoka: I TOLD YOU NOT TO STICK YOUR FACE OUT WHEN WE'RE OUTSIDE, DAMMIT!! Tamama: I'm sorbg-! Fuyuki: Play nice. To be continued - Keroro Gunso Chapter 5 End -