Keroro Gunso (Sergeant Keroro) Volume 1 Chapter 6 Sergeant Surveillance Plan - Page 87 - Chapter 6 - Sergeant Surveillance Plan - Page 88 - [One morning in the year 1999, a plan was begun.] [This story is that of a family who attempted to observe and record the daily patterns of alien life.] The Best of Shonen Ace SURVEILLANCE FAMILY Produced by: Kadoyama Shoten (Japan) Fuyuki: Hidden cameras working perfectly. No connection problems. Yaaaawn... preparations complete. [Eldest Son, Hinata Fuyuki (7th grade)] Fuyuki: (scritch scratch) ...although this still doesn't feel right to me. - Page 89 - [The plan arose at these words of young Fuyuki's sister.] [Eldest Daughter, Hinata Natsumi (9th Grade)] Natsumi: That is so creepy...! Fuyuki: Huh? What is? Keroro: Whatever is? Natsumi: You, obviously! Fuyuki: Really...? Sergeant seems to be acting well lately. Keroro: My behavior has been exemplary! Natsumi: THAT'S what's creepy about you! You're living way too normally... You aliens are supposed to be all weird. But you eat omnivorously! And you chew a lot...! Keroro: HAHAHAHA! Let me tell you, teenage girls are just so moody and hard to please, I can't begin to... OW Natsumi: Hey, I like that response! (funny!) Keroro: OW OW Fuyuki: Natsumi! Mama: You're right... Kero-chan still has a whole lot of mysteries in him. - Page 90 - [Mother, Hinata Aki (age unknown)] Mama: Let's observe Kero-chan for an entire day! Humanity has a right to know. Okay... you do it! Natsumi: Whew. Fuyuki: Meee?! But... how? Mama: Set up a hidden camera in Kero-chan's room. Fuyuki: Spying... I don't like that... Natsumi: (wahahaha...) Don't worry! It's basically just a frog!! Think of it as summer vacation free study! Mama: We both need to know more about each other (and I'm R-E-A-L-L-Y interested)! Leave the preparations up to Mama. We'll do it in a day or two!! [And that is how this situation came about.] Fuyuki: I'm sorry, Sergeant. - Page 91 - Fuyuki: Oh... there he is! ...huh, he's just sleeping normally... I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed. He even has a special bed... seems pretty normal. "Sleeps normally". His waking actions might be interesting! [Young Fuyuki was looking forward for something to happen.] Fuyuki: Rolls over numerous times... Keroro: "Hmmn, hmmn, can't eat anymore" Fuyuki: Simple sleep-talking... also teeth-grinding. Has an alarm clock... but deactivates it immediately. Back to sleep... more teeth-grinding. - Page 92 - Fuyuki: THIS... IS SO BORING... Am I going to waste an entire precious day doing nothing...? [...and then!!] Keroro: I TOLD YOU ALREADY!!! HI-HO, SILVER!!! Fuyuki: What the heck was that all about...?! - Page 93 - Keroro: MOTHER... FORGIVE ME!!!! (zzz) Fuyuki: {That was all... sleepwalking...?!} Natsumi: Fuyuki, breakfast! Fuyuki: Oh, hi Natsumi! Natsumi: Well? How does he look...? Fuyuki: He hasn't done anything odd yet... well, not really... Natsumi: What a disappointment. Fuyuki: {She was expecting something, too...} Ahhh, that smells nice! (sniff sniff) Keroro: GOOD MORNING!! Fuyuki: H... huh? What the?! Keroro: What seems to be the problem, Fuyuki-dono? (why?) - Page 94 - Fuyuki: {That's weird... when did he...?} Keroro: Aaah, this bread is simply delicious! Natsumi: After breakfast is cleaning, washing clothes and dishes! Got it?! Keroro: RIBBIT! Mentioning that is unnecessary! I shall carry out orders without missing a step!! [The rest of Sergeant's morning was spent on household chores.] [There's no need to record all of it, so we'll just check up on his different activities.] Keroro: Ooooh, shower showerrr (singing) I am Hoshimaru, you are my friend Fuyuki: Sergeant's working hard... he's doing great... Keroro: RIBBIT?!! - Page 95 - Keroro: N, N, NATSUMI-DONO!! WHAT IS THE M-M-M-MEANING OF THIS?! YOU'RE NOT READY FOR B-B-B-BLACK YET, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG!! (it should be white!) I am so, so worried about your... [The chores were completed "OK" for the most part...] [And in the afternoon...] [Now Sergeant spent most of his time in his room.] [In other words, this was his secret, personal time.] - Page 96 - Fuyuki: Here he is...! Keroro: HA... AHAHAHA... SO, THIS TIME HAS FINALLY COME...! Fuyuki: {Uh oh... looks like he's planning something... Is this... where his true character is finally revealed...?!} Keroro: Ahhh, time to continue! Nothing like some stimulating, intellectual reading after hard slave labor! Fuyuki: H... he's reading... Freud's "Introduction to Psychological Analysis" and others... Studying human thought?! Keroro: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fuyuki: Laughing...? Keroro: Ahhhh, I laughed! I cried! I looked for something else to do! Next comes some net surfing! I've been waiting to check my e-mail! Fuyuki: The net?! Wait... maybe he's collecting information for his attack on Earth... That must be it! - Page 97 - Keroro: Ribbit! People are starting to come! And I'm getting plenty of e-mail! Fuyuki: He... {HE HAS A HOMEPAGE?!} Keroro: Let's see... "I am a 36-year old, frog-loving housewife. Your self-portraits are very cute, Sergeant." "Thank you for the e-mail! My son actually drew it (lol). And when I saw it... it was as if I'd been struck by lightning..." Fuyuki: He... {HE'S LYING TO HER?!} - Page 98 - Keroro: Now, phone line costs in this country are high, so I'll leave that for now... TIME FOR TODAY'S REAL FUN TO BEGIN!! I SHALL CREATE A MASTER GRADE "GUNDAM MODEL" (GM)!!! Man, I never thought they'd make models for this stuff! Oooh Bandai... you sure know how to please! Fuyuki: Reading -> Net -> Models... This is so normal... I'm kinda jealous... [Thus, Sergeant's day was enjoyed... and Fuyuki's day was wasted...] Fuyuki: Yaaaaawn. So tired. Natsumi: Hey! Why aren't you at work?! Fuyuki: But it's so normal and boring I was starting to space out. Sergeant's just a normal guy... - Page 99 - Natsumi: Really? Then is it just my imagination...? Fuyuki: What do you mean? Natsumi: Sometimes I feel someone watching me... especially on Sunday, when I'm home all day. I was SO SURE it was HIM... (THE TRUTH) Fuyuki: {That's why she suggested this...? That's why my day was wasted...?} Natsumi: Well, we don't know for sure yet. So keep watching him! Fuyuki: Y-yes, ma'am. Natsumi: Oof. ...huh? Did they grow again...? Oh no, it's gonna be harder to exercise like this... What if I turn out like Mama...? - Page 100 - Natsumi: AAAAHHHHH Taking a bath feels soooo heavenly!! It really is something else to take a bath while it's still light out. WHO'S THERE?!! ...my imagination? NO!!! FUYUKI!!! Fuyuki: W-w-what is it?! - Page 101 - Natsumi: What's the frog doing?! Fuyuki: What do you mean...? He just finished making his 5th model. Keroro: WHEWWWW, you really need lots of those mass-production models together! Natsumi: ...he's been there the WHOLE time? Fuyuki: Yeah, I've been watching him! Natsumi: ... Okay then... Okay! I'll go get dinner ready. You just finish up your thing and come on down! Fuyuki: Sure (...?) [A peaceful, quiet dinner followed.] Keroro: RIBBIT?! This quality!! This quantity!! What a complete surprise!! Natsumi: Oh, I just made a little too much! If you leave any behind, I'll throw toothpicks at you again! Fuyuki: Let's eat, then! Keroro: Yes, let us eat! Raaaaaah!! - Page 102 - Fuyuki: ...no problems at all! I actually feel relieved knowing that Sergeant is trying so hard to be helpful... Goodnight, Sergeant. Keroro: 6:30, Fuyuki-dono awakes. 6:54, Natsumi-dono awakes... ...18:42, Natsumi-dono bathes, measurements indicate breast size has increased again, already above average for Pokopenian girls her age... RIBBIT... YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SPY ON US, NOT IN A HUNDRED THOUSAND LIGHT YEARS...!!! [Your pets may not even acknowledge that you own them. This could be just another trapping of human ego...] The Best of Shonen Ace END To be continued - Keroro Gunso Chapter 6 End -