Keroro Gunso (Sergeant Keroro) Volume 1 Chapter 7 Advent of Combat During Rainy Season - Page 107 - Chapter 7 - Advent of Combat During Rainy Season - Page 108 - [RAINY SEASON] [PERFECT CONDITIONS!!!] Natsumi: I... I'm home... Fuyuki: Welcome ba... oh my gosh, you're soaked!! Natsumi: ...this sucks, even my bag is full of water!! Fuyuki: It's raining like there's no tomorrow! Natsumi: Everything's nasty and soggy... I HATE rain!!! I forbid it!! No more!! And it makes the stupid frogs all happy and bouncy! Fuyuki: Wow, there are still frogs in this area? - Page 109 - Fuyuki: ...oh, wait... There's one in our house... a really big one... Keroro: (SEXY) Fuyuki: Even though he's an alien (haha) I wonder if Sergeant is lively on rainy days...? Frog: (ribbiiiiit) [Sergeant's Personal Room] Sign: Personal Keroro: Hahh... hahh... Ribbit... Th... this... Ah... Aha... I... I'M FILLED WITH OVERFLOWING STRENGTH...!! IS... IS THIS MY TRUE POWER...?!! - Page 110 - Keroro: JUST KIDDING!! I wanted to try saying that!! WHOA-HO!! This is just like my personal favorite settings on the planet Keron!! I feel so alive!! LOOK, LOOK! Sfx: CHARMING [Not quite sure who he's talking to] Keroro: RIBBIT RIBBIT!! With this unparallelled power at hand... There is only one thing for me to do!!! RIBBIT!! Read a whole crapload of Shonen Ace!!! Sfx: SHONEN ACE!!! Keroro: Page by page, carefully and diligently... to capture the full flavor of every drawing!!! It won't be too late to attack Earth after this! Hmm hmm, what should I start by reading? RIBBIT? "Chieftain Geroro"...? Hilarious, action-packed gag manga about a froglike chieftain from space... oooh... Sounds like a blast... (let's see now...) - Page 111 - Keroro: WHAT - THE - FSCK?!! HOW CAN THAT IDIOT POSSIBLY BE A FROG?!!!!! Ribbit?! I ripped my Shonen Ace in half... now I can't read it!! Damn you, Chieftain Geroro... Ha... hare? Hara horo hire hare?? I... I feel so hot all of a sudden... I... I wonder what it could be? [Sergeant's problem was clear.] [The humidity level inside the Hinata residence had just surpassed that of the Sergeant's home planet "Keron".] - Page 112 - Fuyuki: Sergeant! It's snack time! Come on and eat with... Keroro: (the stars... I can touch the stars, mommy...) Fuyuki: W-what's wrong, Sergeant?! Is he having a nightmare? He isn't sick, is he...?! Keroro: Ahaha... of... course not... Fuyuki: Then what? {He's OBVIOUSLY sick...} Tamama: SERGEANT!!! (pop) I KNEW IT!!! - Page 113 - Fuyuki: T-Tamama!! Where did you come from?! Tamama: We're used to moving in quasi-hyperspace!! I thought something wrong might have happened... and sure enough, he's not wearing a spacesuit! ...that silly... Fuyuki: So is it... an Earth virus or something...? Tamama: No! He's probably DRUNK! Fuyuki: Huh? Tamama: If the humidity on Pokopen approaches that of Keron, we feel invigorated. ...but any further and we are put into an intoxicated state! But we can't let him continue like this... If Sergeant's natural instincts are warped too much, he may begin to see "enemies"! Fuyuki: "Enemies"...? And what happens then? Tamama: If that happens, it's usually followed by a SPACE WAR! Sergeaaaant! Fuyuki: {S... space war...?!! In... our house?!!} - Page 114 - Keroro: Swa?! Howsya doin' there, Private Tamama?! Tamama: Just lovely! Hey, I just need to ask you a leeeetle question today, Sergeant. Keroro: Ohh? What could it be...? Tamama: {STRIKE!} Keroro: PU?!! Tamama: Phew, good thing that's over. Yah! Fuyuki: {What was the kick for...?} Tamama: Well, I'll keep him in quasi-hyperspace until the rain ends! Fuyuki: Uhhh, sure... you do that... Keroro: WHAT IN BLAZES?! Tamama: Waah!! He's still alive?! - Page 115 - Tamama: Sergeant is... RETURNING TO THOSE DAYS!!! Fuyuki: Th... those days?! {Okay... this is the part where Sergeant's mysterious past is explained in detail!} Tamama! What do you mean, "those days"...? Tamama: Nahh, it's such a pain to explain. It's nothin', don't worry about it bro. (fuhgeddaboutit!) Fuyuki: {But I wanna know...!!} Keroro: Brimming with power... overflowing ability... Ribbit! Yes... this reminds me of "THOSE DAYS"...! [THOSE DAYS...] - Page 116 - Keroro: KUHAA!!! Thinking of "those days" makes me want to cry! Fuyuki: Wait, what are "those days"?! Keroro: I can't be wasting my life in this backwater dump!!! Tamama: Sergeant!!! If you get any stronger, the enemy races will find you!! Fuyuki: Y-yeah, we don't want to start a war!! Keroro: AH! That's right... First, there is an enemy that I must defeat at all costs!! Tamama: Sergeant!! Fuyuki: W... where are you-?! Tamama: OH NOOOO, we have to stop him...! Keroro: All troops... HALT!!! {Target sighted!!!} Moving in!!! - Page 117 - Keroro: {All troops, crawl forward!!} Fuyuki: He looks... excited... Tamama: Only Sergeant could be that flexible! Keroro: Position ready, set to charge!!! 1!!! Okay!! {Chaaaaarge!!} DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE!!! Natsumi: The frog...? Keroro: TOO LATE!!! Natsumi: KYA!!! (the thing from before?!) Thing: wassup - Page 118 - Natsumi: {I don't believe it... what is he doing now?!} What, you want something from me? You're pretty gutsy!! {H... what? My bluff isn't working...?!} Keroro: HOW DARE YOU RIDICULE ME SO OFTEN LIKE YAMADA TAKAO...!!! Sidenote: A comedian. Keroro: YOU'RE GOING DOWN, POKOPENIAN...!!! KNOW THE WRATH OF A RUNAWAY TIGER!!! Natsumi: {Wha... what's going on?!} ...Wait, his skin is shiny...!! Fuyuki: Good job noticing that! The rainy season humidity has given Sergeant a Level Up!! (new powers!) Natsumi: I see... and why are you smiling?! - Page 119 - Keroro: Hahaha... Soon I'll know exactly what adolescent Pokopenian females fear the most...! You shall feel humiliation... and despair!! THIS IS MY ANGER!!! Natsumi: NOOOOOOOO!!! Keroro: whisper whisper... Natsumi: Hooooo. Fuyuki: {H-he defeated my sister by just whispering into her ear! What did he...?!} Tamama: So strong... Keroro: I have destroyed my arch-nemesis... ...now it is time to attack the outside world and send this town into a panic...!! And I'm talkin' more than just a Star Wars panic, you know?! Fuyuki: Sergeant!! Let's sit down and talk this over! Tamama: Yes!! If headquarters finds out what you're doing... we'll all be in big big trouble!!! - Page 120 - Keroro: Well yeah, but this place is so gloomy. Fuyuki: {What the hell does that have to do with anything?!} Tamama: {...I see... I'm the only one who can stop this...} Keroro: HAVE NO FEAR!! With my homie Fuyuki-dono as my faithful assistant... **Fuyuki: (sensei, I'm tired) **Keroro: (Shut up!) Keroro: And Captain Mama as my secretary and personal Bud Girl... WE SHALL RULE THIS PLANET THROUGH THE MOST COURTEOUS OF ACTIONS!! Fuyuki: Absolutely not!! If you don't settle down...!! I'm really gonna get angry... Tamama: SERGEANT!!! I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU BE QUIET FOR A MOMENT!!! [TAMAMA IMPACT!!!!] Fuyuki: {Oh no, inside the house?!} - Page 121 - Keroro: (whoa) (for real?) So... the underling bares its fangs, eh Private Tamama?!! {THEN I SHALL RETURN IT... AS IF THIS WAS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT MANGA...!!!} Tamama: GYAN!!! I... I just can't beat the Sergeant from "those days"... Fuyuki: Tamama...!!! Keroro: RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!! I AM INVINCIBLE WHEN POWERED UP LIKE THIS!!! (understand?) - Page 122 - Fuyuki: YOU MUSN'T DO THAT... SERGEANT... YOU MUSN'T DO SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS TO YOUR FRIEND... Natsumi: ...so it looks like the great Fuyuki finally snapped... Fuyuki: N-nahhh, just a little! Oh yeah, what did Sergeant whisper to you? Natsumi: Do you want this manga to get BANNED?! [Afterwards, Sergeant worked very hard and obediently...] To be continued - Keroro Gunso Chapter 7 End -