Keroro Gunso (Sergeant Keroro) Volume 1 Chapter 8 Sergeant and Momoka's Southern Sea Plan - Page 123 - Chapter 8 - Sergeant and Momoka's Southern Sea Plan - Page 124 - [SUMMER!!!] [CLEANING!!!] [RESORT!!!] [GARDEN!!!] [OUTDOOR!!!] [Sports! Healthy sweat!] [INDOOR!!!] [Welcome to the inner world, readers...] Keroro: (quiver) (quiver quiver) Book: The Difficult Series INTRO TO PHILOSOPHY How to find oneself - Page 125 - Keroro: RIBBIT!! Why am I the one who has to do this difficult stuff...?! Fuyuki: Aaah!! Keroro: Like, I wanna go outside and stuff!!! I like, totally wanna go out in the sun and enjoy the summer!!! (californian accent) Fuyuki: Oh well. You can't go outside, Sergeant... You admitted it yourself. Keroro: You... you're a demon in disguise, aren't you?! Phone: (old-school video game music) Fuyuki: Oh! My phone!! Hello? Nishizawa-san?! Yeah, what is it? Momoka: Uh... ummm... W-would you like... to come to the beach with me? Keroro: BEECH? - Page 126 - - Page 127 - Natsumi: WAHOOOOOO!!! We're taking a private helicopter to a mansion...?! That's so cool!!! Fuyuki: I could have sworn I was the only one invited... So why is Natsumi here...? Mama: Don't forget about Mama. Fuyuki: You're really rich, Nishizawa-san!! Tamama: (sergeant!) Momoka: N-not really. - Page 128 - Keroro: Ribbit... Fuyuki: It's pretty, huh Sergeant? Keroro: MAHAHAHAHA!!! Nothing special AT AAAAALL!! Although I suppose you could say this is best Pokopen has!! GEHEH GEHEH Keronian spaceships have incredible faster-than-light speed with spectacular gas mileage!!! 10 million light years in a blink!!! Not to mention the fantastic hull design, from a renowned artist!! Safe! Comfortable! Superior to you in every single way!! Fuyuki: Oh!! I can see an island!! Tamama: That's our destination! Natsumi: A REAL RESORT!!! - Page 129 - Natsumi: ...it's like a completely different world... Fuyuki: Wow, this is awesome! Natsumi: Is this island... Momoka: It's all to ourselves, feel free to relax! Natsumi: WOOHOOOO!! Fuyuki, you have some nice friends!! [Momoka was smiling on the outside...] - Page 130 - [But the inside didn't find it quite so enjoyable.] Momoka: Jeez, why did those stupid... Give me a frickin' break! [It was only natural. After all, her "Get Close With Fuyuki-kun?! Southern Paradise Getaway for Two Plan" had been disrupted.] Fuyuki: What's wrong, Nishizawa-san? (feeling hot?) Momoka: Er, no, no problems at all! Fuyuki: Thanks for taking us to such a wonderful place! Now Sergeant and Tamama can enjoy the outdoors!! Momoka: Well, I'm glad you like it. Keroro: Private Tamama... is this that "beech" they talk about? Tamama: It's the blue part we saw from space! This is my first time seeing it close up!! Keroro: And it's... ALL water? Tamama: Up, down, left and right. Water in every direction!! - Page 131 - Keroro: AND THAT'S BASED ON HEARSAY?! "Water" is the source of our life!! Then could this be heaven?! Or maybe... YAHOOOO!!! (splaaash) (glug glug gulp) SALTYYYYYY!!! What a shock... no, I feel as though I've been betrayed!! (twitch)(twitch) Tamama: Sergeant!!! That's called "seawater", it contains a high salt content!! Keroro: WHAT?! There was no such information on the Net!! Tamama: Well... I believe it's common knowledge... - Page 132 - Keroro: So Pokopenians run in and out of this and consider it fun?! This is so incomprehensible it should be on the X-Files or something... When Earth is safely conquered, I'll have this mess filled with soil instead! Fuyuki: Ahaha, but Sergeant, that makes up 70% of Earth's surface matter! Keroro: Whaaaat?! Maybe I should forget about this whole conquering thing... Tamama: {What a trivial reason...} Fuyuki: C'mon, let's go play!! I know you'll like the ocean, Sergeant!! There!! Get ready, Sergeant!! Keroro: MMUH?!! {What could Fuyuki-dono be planning?! Aha, I understand!!} Rate of descent calculated!! Trajectory confirmed!! - Page 133 - Keroro: HAAH!!! Heh... hehe, this is surprisingly fun... Tamama: Wow!! Let me play, too! Keroro: BRING IT ON!! Tamama: C'mon, sucka!! Fuyuki: {Oh well, they seem to be enjoying it...} Momoka: (my fuyuki-kun...) (just the two of us...) Natsumi: Hey, they're already having fun!! Mama: We can't take too long! Let's get changed quickly... And enjoy our vacation!!! Momoka: Oh, yes... er, the hotel's over there... Natsumi: Whoaa, you have a hotel?! - Page 134 - Momoka: Set up complete...! ...yes! (perfect) {N... now Fuyuki-kun's eyes will be immediately drawn to me} Oh my God! What am I thinking... Natsumi: Are you ready, Momoka-chan! Oh, how cute! Hm? Something wrong? Momoka: Oh? What? I was just thinking, you have such good style... (DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT) Natsumi: Ahaha. Well, compared to THAT... you know. Momoka: (huh...?) - Page 135 - Mama: Time to get moving, you two! Natsumi: (here she is) Mama: Look, look! Brand new. I had to get this shipped from America, cost a bundle. Natsumi: Yeah, I bet. Momoka: {What is WRONG with these people?!!} - Page 136 - Fuyuki: {Ah... this is paradise...} Tokyo just isn't fit to live in. Especially mangaka's apartments... Right, Sergeant...? S-SERGEANT!! TAMAMA!! Oh nooo. Tamama looks even worse...! [Probably has something to do with the color scheme.] Keroro: I... feel so frail... I knew something was wrong... B... but it felt so good... so comfortable... (across the river... is a golden tower...) Fuyuki: {If you knew something was wrong, you should have stopped...} - Page 137 - Tamama: (let's make a tunnel!) Keroro: (oh, good idea!) - Page 138 - Momoka: I'm so happy... everyone's having lots of fun... ...SO WHY THE HELL AM I ALONE?!! I'M NOT DOIN' THIS FOR THEIR SAKE!!! THIS REQUIRES DRASTIC ACTION!!! [See Momoka run!!!] [Run, Momoka, run!!!] [Okay, not really!!!] Momoka: {Not too shallow, not too deep... perfect!! I made this secret "Evil Momoka" plan just for these circumstances!! I'LL CALL IT THE "LOVE LOVE SALVAGE OPERATION"!!!} Top: Drown Next: Draw attention Middle: RESCUE (close physical proximity) Arrow to bottom right: furthermore Bottom Right: C.P.R. Arrow pointing left: means Bottom Left: Further Attraction - Page 139 - Momoka: {Now Fuyuki-kun and I will be...!!} OH NOOOOO!!! Fuyuki: NISHIZAWA-SAN?!! Momoka: M... my legs can't move... help meeee!!! (extremely put-on) I'M TALKING TO YOU, FUYUKI-KUN!!! Tamama: Oh no!! Keroro: Fuyuki-dono!! Go!! Go!!! Fuyuki: W-what should I do? I can't swim!! Momoka: {WHAAAAAT?!} Fuyuki: Grab onto that!! Momoka: Aaaah!! {I'm not grabbing on that stupid thing!!} Fuyuki: Hey... it looks like you just dodged it... Momoka: (help meeee) - Page 140 - Keroro: MWA HA HA, THIS IS WHERE I COME IN!! I shall use the Kero Ball's "Weekender Technology" to teleport her! Picture: Point A, Point B Fuyuki: It can do that?! Momoka: No, you fool!! Don't get involv...!!! Keroro: LEAVE THIS TO ME!!! Momoka: (stay away!!) Tamama: Wow, Sergeant! Look! (look!) Beam w/ arrow: zoop Keroro: WHOA, what is that insanely awesome thing you have?! Fuyuki: !!! - Page 141 - Momoka: Huh...?! My feet...?! (GLUB...) {I'M REALLY DROWNING THIS TIME!!!} Keroro: Very sorry!!! Fuyuki: Oh, FINE, I'll do it myself!!! Oh yeah... she's good at sports... - Page 142 - Fuyuki: W... what do we do? [Ended up passing out anyways] Natsumi: Emergency artificial respiration!! Keroro: P-Please wait!! Give me a chance... A chance!!! To fulfill my dream!!! Natsumi: Get out of here, you worthless turd. Keroro: No, no, watch!! THE HIGH-SUCTION "SPACE OCTOPUS"!!! YOU WILL BE SHOCKED AND AMAZED AT THE EASINESS OF ITS RESPIRATORY RESUSCITATION!! Octopus: (yeah right... i'm not even going to attempt this one :P) Momoka: (cough, cough) W-where am I...? Fuyuki: Great, she's conscious...! Natsumi: I guess that was a happy ending... Keroro: (ahem!!) To be continued - Keroro Gunso Chapter 8 End -