Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Volume 1 Chapter 1 Delinquent Youth - Page 5 - Chapter 1 : Delinquent Youth - Page 6 - Delivery Boy: Where shall I put this, ma'am? Box: Fragile Mother: Oh! Just put it over there. Takashi, you're starting school tomorrow. Do something about your hair. Takashi: Show me the money. Mother: In my wallet, of course. Takashi: (heh) {I'll use this school transfer as an opportunity to...} - Page 7 - Takashi: {Say goodbye to my boring, goody-goody lifestyle!!} Both: (fwp) Huh?! {Who is this stupid punk?!} (scuse me) Barber: Welcome. Please take a seat. What would you like? Takashi: {Okay, I'm gonna do it!!} (ba-bump)(ba-bump)(ba-bump) - Page 8 - Takashi: PLEASE GIVE ME A BLEACHED BLOND PERM!! Pole: (twist twist) Barber: How is that? Takashi: Heh... [I did it!!] Barber: (Do you like it? Very high school-ish, don't you think?) Takashi: Damn, I'm smooth!! Barber: (You almost look foreign, like that.) [I actually did it!!] - Page 9 - [I'm sure gonna stick out now!!] [Starting tomorrow,] [My life will be non-stop thrills and suspense!!] Barber: (come again!) Takashi: (Huh?) {Ugh!! What the hell's up with him?! To think he used to look like that.} Both: {Maybe he sticks out more than me...} Other Guy: {To think he used...} Both: {Stupid poser!!} (Note: The subtitle is something explained in Japanese that is pretty much all summed up in the english word "poser", so you can just erase it, Ian.) Mother: T-Takashi!! What happened to your hair?! Takashi: Ahaha, I just felt like changing my lifestyle, you know!! Mother: (No, I do NOT know!!} - Page 10 - [What a refreshing morning!!] [From today on,] [My life as a delinquent begins!!] [This stands out!!] [It stands out to a frightening extent!!] Class: (murmur murmur) r-l (whoaaa)(he's blond)(who is that?) - Page 11 - Teacher: ...and here is our new transfer student, Mitsuhashi Takashi-kun. Takashi: (Yeah)(ba-bump ba-bump) Teacher: There are a lot of other boys like you in the class, so I'm sure you'll get along fine. Takashi: (YO) Teacher: And, We have another student coming in today... Door: (CREAK) Itou: Ahem... Teacher: Ah, is that Itou-kun?! class: whisper whisper Itou: Uh, yeah... Both: Aaaaaahhh, YOU?! - Page 12 - Takashi: PFFT! (poser) HAHAHAHA!! Itou: (blush) WHAT'S SO FUNNY, ASSHOLE?! (SMASH) Takashi: (crak) (stream) Teacher: W-wait a... Students (r-l): (wow!)(kyaa!)(he's bleeding!) Takashi: (STREEEETCH) (drip) Itou: (whoa) (SNAP) WAAAH! - Page 13 - Takashi: SCREW YOU, PUNK (KAPOW) GRRRRRRR Teacher: ST, STOP IT!! Itou: WHY YOU- Punks (r-l): What's up with them? Stupid thugs Look at his blond hair Takashi: You want me to turn you into sushi topping, urchin boy?! Teacher: Please, please, it's only your first day. Itou: What was that? Go home, Yankee!! (Note: "Yankee" is an older term for a delinquent who changes his look to appear un-Japanese. It's outdated by today's standards, but not from the time this manga was created.) Teacher: {Oh boy, these two are gonna be a LOAD of fun, I can tell...} [Sheeit, why do two transfer students have to both go to the same class...] - Page 14 - Takashi: Hey, why are there so few people here in this class? Girl: Well... They were all bullied around by the people behind us, and well, they left. [Hmmmm.] [Yikes.] [This is not good.] (twiddle) [Those guys look like the real deal.] [They're probably gonna jump me.] Takashi: {I hate getting beat up.} [I guess that's what I deserve for sticking out like this...] - Page 15 - Takashi: What? Only TWO of you to finish me off? Punks: yikes Takashi: {Damn, I am the SHIT!! This one's in the bag!} (victory) Punks: Hey, don't get ahead of yourself... Takashi: (uhhhhh) Punks: (murmur murmur) Look at that stupid punk-ass dyed hair of yours!! I don't like the way you look... Takashi: {Oh dear... I can't take on 5 at once!} (even though I buffed myself up with the bullworker...) (note: some kind of fitness gadget) {Time to scram!!} (tip-toe)(tip-toe)(tip-toe) Door: (creeek) - Page 16 - Takashi: What the hell do YOU want?! Itou: (step) I'm rescuing you!! Takashi: (AH!) Itou: Listen, I hate people who pick on the weak and helpless! C'mon, why don't you try me on for size?! Takashi: (BONK) Itou: (Owww!) - Page 17 - Takashi: Who're you calling weak?! (HMMMMMMMM?!) I'm third level karate, I could take them all easily!! (that's a lie) Step back, fool!! Punks: (ba-bump)(whoa) Itou: I don't like your attitude, buddy. Who the hell do you think I am?! (<- he's nobody) Takashi: A passing SEA URCHIN!! Punks: Hey, who's that? Dude, let's get outta here! leave well enough alone yeah, ditto Both: (CRACK) (BAM) (SCREW YOU)(KAPOW)(BANG) Punks: We'll be bahk!! (shuffle) - Page 18 - Takashi: {Goddammit!!} Both: {Who would have thought that poser was so damn tough...} Takashi: {I thought I was tough...} Itou: {thought I was tough...} Takashi: {And those guys who have been bad since the beginning...} (eek) [I guess the blond hair was a little too much...] Takashi: Why the hell are you followin' me, huh?! Itou: My house is that way, too!! - Page 19 - Takashi: Tch. Why you walkin' next to me?! Walk behind!! Itou: No, YOU walk behind!! Both: (fwsh)(fwsh)(fwsh) (RUN RUN RUN) People: Whoa damn! Both: (BONK) Oof! Takashi: Owww... Itou: SHIT, that hurt. Takashi: Goddammit. Both: {Eeek!! Look at that guy...} - Page 20 - Yakuza: Looking good, gentlemen! (pat)(pat) Both: {Oh boy, it's a yakuza!} (hmmm)(hmmm) Itou: Sorry. But hey, it's your fault for walking in the middle of the path. (ba-bump)(ba-bump)(ba-bump) Takashi: Yeah, you don't own the sidewalk, ya bald freak!! (ba-bump)(ba-bump)(ba-bump) Both: {You RETARD!!} Yakuza: What?! (bald freak?) Onlookers: Punks vs. Yakuza (whoa) - Page 21 - Yakuza: (FWSHH) (POW) Takashi: Rgh! (pi) Pole: (BWONNNNNG) Yakuza: Tch... Huhhh? Huh? - Page 22 - Yakuza: Huh?! Huh? Itou: I'm scared... Yakuza: Hmmmm. (scritch scratch) Takashi: Is he gone?! Itou: Yeah. Driver: (what are you doing?) Both: (shut up) Itou: Think it's rusted?! Takashi: Lessee. (dink) GYAAAAAAAAAH!! Itou: Pffft. Takashi: Don't laugh!! Find someone else to intimidate, you dork!! (ka-bonk) Itou: Ah! Asshole! - Page 23 - Both: {Great. First guy I see inside the door is HIM.} Punks: We've been waiting for you, Mitsuhashi-kuuuuun. Takashi: {Oh crap... I better g... Ugh!!} - Page 24 - Punk: We thought you'd be too chicken to come to school today, yeah? We like to teach little shits like you a lesson. You with your stupid bleached-blond hair. (dork) Say something, nerd! Insults (right to left, in columns. just turn your head to left 90 degrees :) (retard) (flea) (stupid) (tick) (nerrrd) takashi's head (dumbass) (die) (maggot) (don't be scared, now) (ahaha) ("mommy!") Background word: ("irritate") Punk: I'll forgive you if you shave your head and become my little brother. (bwahaha) What's with that stare?! You don't like my terms? (Hm? buddy?!) Takashi: (CRACK) - Page 25 - Sfx: (SWSHHH) Itou: {Holy...!!} Punk: BASTARD! Takashi: (bam) Big Sfx: (CONK) Punks: (gya) (GWEH) Takashi: (BOM) Punks: (GEH!) (dammit!) - Page 26 - Punk: YOU LITTLE BITCH!! Takashi: Shit!! Lemme go!! Punk: Hey asshole!! (gweh!) Itou: Let me get in on this!! Oraaa!! Takashi: hehe (he's pretty good) Itou: (Heh) Panel: *various sounds of violence* (leather shoe kick!) Takashi: I'll forgive you if you shave your head and become my little brother. Itou: Pfffft. Punk: Just remember this! I know KAGAWA-SAN!! Takashi: (ALL RIGHT THEN!) (PUNCH) Bring him onnnnn!! - Page 27 - Both: (BWAHAHAHAHA) (HEHEHEHEHE) Itou: Damn, Takashi: We kick ass!! (especially me) Itou: {We are} Takashi: {Invincible!! (especially me)} We should be friends!! (yeah!) Buddies: (pat)(pat) Itou: Yeaaah!! Punk: That's them. Kagawa: Heya!! Both: (Uhhhhhhh) - Page 28 - Itou: So I guess Kagawa-san would be... Takashi: That guy... Itou: Huh?! Takashi: (fwip) Leave it to me. I have a good plan. Kagawa: What, you gonna use him as bait so you can run away?! Itou: (Heyyyyyyy) Takashi: (BINGO) Hah, screw you wiseguy!! Do I look like that much of a cheap shot to you?! (regrettably thinking up a new plan) I-I'm not afraid of you!! (you have poor persuasive skills) (dork) Kagawa: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Itou: (Hey) Takashi: If you wanna kill me, you better bring a dumptruck or something!! - Page 29 - Kagawa: Look what you did to my precious little henchman. You ain't gettin' away this time!! Itou: Heeey, Takashi: (flash) SEA URCHIN ATTACK!! Itou: (Waaaaahh!!) Kagawa: Whoa!! Look out, kid!! Itou: whew - Page 30 - Truck: SCREEEEECH (BONK) Driver: (Uwaaaaa!!) Kagawa: (uuugggh) Takashi: (TIP)(TOE) (poke poke) Heheheh. Driver: Hey, hey! Takashi: (victory!) [Scary...] [This guy is someone to be feared, Itou thought.] - Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Chapter 1 -