Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Volume 1 Chapter 3 Female High School Students - Page 55 - Chapter 3 : Female High School Students - Page 56 - Guy: Ah, Mitsuhashi-san! Some crazy girls were looking for you at the front gate... Mitsuhashi: Crazy girls? Wha'd they look like? Guy: Ugly biatches. Pretty weird-looking... Mitsuhashi: Okay Itou, you go!! Itou: Why do I have to go?! Mitsuhashi: Come on! This is your chance to finally talk to some honeys!! Itou: I already CAN "talk to the honeys"!! - Page 57 - Mitsuhashi: You know they're here to fight me, anyways! Maybe you'll get lucky and cop a feel! Itou: I don't fight girls! Mitsuhashi: Rare words from a cheapshot! Itou: The day you say that to me is the day I commit suicide! Mitsuhashi: (oh dear) Itou: Just wait! I'll chase 'em away. Mitsuhashi: Cause you're a perv. (gaha) Girl: Are you Mitsuhashi-san? Itou: I'm Itou! Mitsuhashi got scared and ran! He's a sneaky, cowardly dork! Girl: Huh? Mitsuhashi: I'm Mitsuhashi!! - Page 58 - Girl: We have a request to make! Mitsuhashi: Sorry! I'm not listening to any unruly girls like you! (no fight mediation, no bodyguards, no nothin') Itou: (rub rub) You're not even gonna listen to what she has to say?! Kyoko: I see... well, (su) I guess we'll have to do it ourselves... Girl: Kyoko-san! Itou: Hehe, I'll listen! Mitsuhashi: (Whoa!) I shall hear your request! (pow) It is a man's duty to rescue a damsel in distress, hahahaha!! (ehehehe) Kyoko: (hoho) Girl: (what's up with him...?) - Page 59 - Mitsuhashi: I see. So you want us to drive off these pesky boys! (sip) So, Kyoko-san, what will be our reward for this task? Your body...? Itou: We'll do it for free, of course... (noogie noogie) Kyoko: Uh, that isn't dead, is it? Sign: Girl's School Mitsuhashi: Geh? - Page 60 - Mitsuhashi: We have to dress like girls? (it's blond...) Itou: Dumbass! If they don't think we're students here, they'll just keep coming back, after we beat 'em! Mitsuhashi: No, I mean this is ALL we have to do? (sparkle) Itou: You don't have to do it if you don't wanna! (shake shake) Mitsuhashi: What? Itou: (WHOA) Damn, Mitsuhashi. Mitsuhashi: (no) (no) call me Kathy. Why don't YOU quit if you don't wanna do it? Your shoulders are shaking! That girl is mine! Itou: (pik) Door: (gara) Girls: Oh, hel-LO there! (kya)(kya) (so cuuute!) (ohohohohohoho) Itou: (Bleeeeggh) - Page 61 - Girls: Look, they're already here! They do it everyday, thinking it's only girls! Mitsuhashi: Isn't he one ugly motha?! (HEEHEEHEEHAHA) Girls: (what's up with him?) That's why we're leaving it up to the strongest boys in the area, you guys!! Thugs: (fweeeet!) (come over here, baby) (c'mon over!) (ehehehe) Mitsuhashi: Leave it to me!! The entire world revolves solely around me, anyways!! Itou: (first thing he does is stand out) Girls: must be nice to be so pretty (oh, stop it) Thugs: (pweeeet!) (awesome!) Damn baby, you're one BIG girl!! Is your ass as big, I wonder?! (pat) - Page 62 - Itou: Don't do that!! Mitsuhashi: (whoa) damn, you seem twice as strong today Itou: Go on, have another!! Mitsuhashi: I think that girl's got a lot of built-up stress! Guys: Bitch!! Mitsuhashi: Oh, I'm SO sorry!! - Page 63 - *BAKOW* *SMASH* Girls: (they're strong) (wowwww) Mitsuhashi: You angry you got beaten by a girl? Huh, baby? Guy: (ugh) Itou: And don't ever come back!! Mitsuhashi: And let me warn you, bringing 10 or 20 more people... won't help you beat us!! Itou: Yeah, you'd at least have to bring Itou and Mitsuhashi from Nan High!! Girls: (that was great!) Mitsuhashi: (you went in the wrong order!) Itou: (no i didn't, it's alphabetical!) Guy: Damn! - Page 64 - Girls: You really are strong! You look funny, but you're good at fighting! Mitsuhashi: (what was that?) Ahahahahahaha!! Itou: (ow, what are you doing?!) Mitsuhashi: So, what day shall we have our date on? Itou: If you need anything else, just ask for Itou! Oh, and call me Shinji! (we're outta here) Mitsuhashi: Why didn't you even make a deal with them? Nyahaha Are you serious? Itou: A-about what? - Page 65 - Mitsuhashi: I see... So you ARE serious!! (bye) I ain't gonna let you have her!! (ohohohohohoho) Itou: (shiver shiver) [I hate him... I hate this guy, Itou thought.] Kyoko: (KYA!) Car: (SCREEECH) Guy: You're Hayakawa Kyoko, right?! - Page 66 - Guy: You must be the guardian of your school! You must have been with that huge girl!! Kyoko: (KICK) Guy: (OWWW!) Kyoko: (THWACK) Guys: (Hey!) (ugggh) Kyoko: So what, dork?! Guy: Bitch! Kyoko: I don't ever recall the two of you trying to pick a fight with me before! Are you so angry you're gonna strike back, man?! - Page 67 - Kyoko: (WHACK) Ah- Guys: (heh) What's up with that nosebleed, man?! Car: BRMMMMMM Motorcycle: (tink) Girl: And so they told us to bring you "large women"... Itou: So where's the place?! Girl: The old Kasumi warehouse! - Page 68 - Mitsuhashi: Okay, let's call the cops! (sheesh, what nerds) Itou: (grab) I'll crush them!! Mitsuhashi: (OKAY!!) You do that, freakishly-large woman!! Itou: (squik squik) Mitsuhashi: Damn, these bicycles are hard work... (fight, fight!) Girls: (hah, hah) Itou: You're not even doing anything back there, so shut up!! (hah)(hah) (I'm the only one pedaling!) Mitsuhashi: Okay, you'll be the front line. You have a very important part: to save the heroine! When it looks like you're about to lose, I'll show up and be the hero!! (Just yell "Koumori-san" when you get in trouble) *koumori means "bat" Itou: (what are you, a golden bat?) - Page 69 - Sign: No Entrance Girl: Is he gonna be okay by himself? Mitsuhashi: Don't worry! He may be ugly and have short legs, but he's a good fighter! Girl: (i'm so tired) Mitsuhashi: He could take 3 of them, but 4 might be a bit much! Girl: Then, maybe the both of you should... Mitsuhashi: It's okay! If Itou loses, he'll weaken the enemy! Then I'll defeat the weakened enemy! The strong guy gets the girl!! (HAHAHAHAHA) Itou: Where's Kyoko-san?! I don't see her! (only 4 of them?) Whatta pain in the ass. (Hmmm) - Page 70 - Itou: Here I am!! I don't see our idol! Where is she? Guy: What about you? Where's your blond friend?! Itou: Sorry, she likes to eat a lot. Just a little bout with the green apple splatters! Guy: That ain't funny! We wanna crush the both of you! Itou: (Ohhh, isn't he funny) YOU'RE gonna crush US? (don't you see this steel pipe?) Guy: I don't think you understand the circumstances, baby! As you can see, she ain't here! If you play it cool, we'll let her go home safely! - Page 71 - Guy: Know what happens if you don't?! What do you think our friends'll do to her?! Itou: You're kidding, right? (he's just a common thug) Guy: So what's it gonna be?! All we wanna do is kick your ass!! Sfx: *Garaaa-n* Itou: Do your worst!! Guy: All right!! Kyoko: (MMMMH) - Page 72 - Girl: Mitsuhashi-san. (tap tap) Mitsuhashi-san! Mitsuhashi: Mwah? Girl: It's been 20 minutes... Mitsuhashi: What?! Goddammit, he better not be at the love scene already! Girl: (i doubt that) Itou: Heh. Guy: What the hell is this?! Kyoko: (MMMM) Guys: It's that Itou bastard! And he's crossdressing!! Kyoko: (BANG)(BANG) - Page 73 - Guy: Shut up in there!! Kyoko: (GMM!) Mitsuhashi: Heeey, all done?! (tadaaa) Why ya sleepin' on the job, Itou?! Guys: You're Mitsuhashi, aren't you?! We don't like these tricks you've been pulling on us!! Mitsuhashi: (you sleeping or not?) (helllooooo?) Why don't I tell you who's pulling the tricks around here!! - Page 74 - Guys: You guys just don't get it! We gotta hostage here!! (quit actin' cool, dork) YOU GOT THAT?! G... geez, you're dumb! You would have taken less damage if you'd dodged!! Quit actin' cool!! Wait, lemme give 'im one more!! Look at him tryin' to be tough!! Okay!! - Page 75 - Guy: (DA) Aaaaahhhh!! (dadadadada) Mitsuhashi: Super counter! Guys: D-dude, don't you care about... our hostage...? Mitsuhashi: I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU!! (hyohoho) - Page 76 - Mitsuhashi: I CAAAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU!! Girl: (wow, he's cool) Mitsuhashi: Not him... Not him either... (oh hey, it's Itou) Itou: (yo, golden bat) Mitsuhashi: YOU. (licky lick) Guy: Eeek!! Mitsuhashi: Do you know what you did? You're the first guy besides Itou who's ever punched me!! You want me to give you another one to set your face back to normal? Where's Kyoko-chan? Guy: Ah. - Page 77 - Guy: In that locker... Girl: Kyoko-san!! Mitsuhashi: Aaaaaand here is your prize!! (crik crik) I'll only make it 20 punches!! (it's actually gonna be 100, though) Guy: (nooooo) Kyoko: AH!! Mitsuhashi: Oryo- - Page 78 - Kyoko: I'm so sorry you had to do that for me, Itou-san!! Itou: Whoaaa! Mitsuhashi: (one-two-three-four) Okay then! Take care of Itou for me! You seem very serious about this!! (sparkle) (you should quit being a thug) Kyoko: What a nice guy!! Girl: (crazy, but nice) Itou: (i don't believe it) Mitsuhashi: CURSE YOU, CURSE YOU Itou: OWWWWWWW it hurts (save meeee) - Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Chapter 3 -