Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Volume 1 Chapter 5 Cheapshots - Page 103 - Chapter 5 : Cheapshots - Page 104 - Mask Guy: {Frickin' blond hair... who does he think he is?! Could be dangerous...} Mitsuhashi: (su) Mask Guy: (OOH) (nice weather) Mitsuhashi: (Pfffft bahaha what a dork!) Damn, this hair works even better than I expected!! (fmp) - Page 105 - Mitsuhashi: {Now that guy looks tough!! Screw you, asshole!! If you're that pissed, then come over and make something of it!!} (ooh!) Imai: (stand) Get off the next stop!! Mitsuhashi: (ooooh) Yup, he's a big one!! Must be close to 190 cm tall!! - Page 106 - Imai: This way!! Door: (pshh) (BAM) Imai: (whoa) Mitsuhashi: I don't feel like playing with you today!! Dork!! (Dummy!)(Jackass!) Imai: (has never seen anyone like this. slightly in shock) Mitsuhashi: (NYAAAAAH) Imai: hand (shake shake) teeth (grind grind) Mitsuhashi: (Munyohohohoooho) Imai: (so angry tears and snot are coming out) - Page 107 - Door: (PSHH) Imai: BWAHAhahahaha!! Mitsuhashi: (hahahaha) Imai: YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!! Mitsuhashi: (whoa!) Door: (PSHH) Imai: (OWW!) Mitsuhashi: Hooohahahahahahaha!! (God is on my side!) Imai: T-time out!! Mitsuhashi: (KICK) (KICK KICK KICK KICK) (anything goes KICK) - Page 108 - Sign: Benibane High School Tanigawa: W-w-what happened, Imai-san?! Did you punch a guy with a really hard face?! Imai: He was blond!! Damn blond kid!! Find him so I can kill him!! Tanigawa: Blond!! That would be Mitsuhashi! You should forget about it, Imai-san!! They say he's never lost a fight, no matter how many people he's up against!! Imai: I-is he that strong?! Tanigawa: He's quite a CHEAPSHOT!! [Nan High] Mitsuhashi: Hey, the hot chicks are spreadin' rumors about me again!! Itou: Yeah, that you're a sick perv!! - Page 109 - Itou: Ewww, nasty!! What are you doing?! Mitsuhashi: (wipe wipe) Oh, he's showing signs of pain!! Imai: Tanigawa!! Tanigawa: What is it, Imai-san?! Imai: I'm the one playing the villain in this manga!! I can't be LESS rotten than he is!! I won't stand for it!! Tanigawa: Why not?! {And why are you digging a hole?!} Imai: (okay) Tanigawa!! Take a shit in there!! Tanigawa: (wha-?) You're kidding!! Imai: I AIN'T KIDDING!! I'M A ROTTEN MAN!! What's up, Tanigawa?! You need me to help you?! Tanigawa: (aww, gimme a break!) - Page 110 - Imai: Hehehehehe. Fly: (bzzzz) Imai: Perfect!! (I can see Mitsuhashi's crying face now)(HAHAHAHA) **Mitsuhashi: Kyaaaa! Imai: (tomorrow, I will be king of cheapshots) Tanigawa: (Imai-san...) Mitsuhashi: So that dumbass on the train was called Imai!! (lesseeeee) Note: You stuppid dork you should just die already. Don't think your so cool with that dum blond hair. Your a coward and a dummass. Let me see you act like a man for once. Come to Nohara Park at 4:00 today. Imai Katsutoshi Itou: (hahaha) Tanigawa: Ummm, what is your reply? - Page 111 - Tanigawa: Ow ow ow, what are you doing?! Mitsuhashi: So let me get this straight, that moronic dipshit is actually the guardian of Beni High? And he'll be in Nohara Park at 4:00?! Itou: (hahahahaha) Tanigawa: Y-yes!! Mitsuhashi: Man, he pisses me off!! You tell this Imai punk something for me!! I'll make sure he can never do anything like this again, so get ready to die!! Itou: (hahahahahaha) - Page 112 - Tanigawa: ...and that's what he said!! Imai: Really?! Tanigawa: I suddenly find myself looking forward to seeing him fall in that hole!! Imai: Ahhh, I see, I see, you understand!! (That's more villain-like) Mitsuhashi: (mutter mutter) Girls: (wow, he's blond) (cool) Mitsuhashi: (pik) Itou: (What's up with that face?) Mitsuhashi: I am Mitsuhashi!! Do you know me? Girl: Oh, so YOU'RE Mitsuhashi! (you're famous) Itou: I'm Itou-chan!! Mitsuhashi: Shut up, nobody gives a crap about you!! (shoo! shoo!) Girls: (kyahahahahahahahahaha) - Page 113 - Imai: A cheapshot always brings weapons!! Tanigawa: Ah, I see!! Imai: But he's a fool, because he's going to fall in this hole!! Tanigawa: Ah, I see!! Imai: When he falls in, we'll pee on him from above and run away!! Tanigawa: A masterful plan!! Mitsuhashi: So anyways, I'm about to go fight this Imai guy!! Bubble: (Itou-chan) Girl: But, Imai's the guardian of Beni High!! Mitsuhashi: So what?! I'M the guardian of Nan High!! (HEHE) Itou: (oh really, since when?) Girls: Wow, that's the first I've heard!! (amazing, and you're only a first-year) - Page 114 - Imai: A cheapshot always brings weapons!! Tanigawa: Ah, I see!! Imai: But he's a fool, because he's going to fall in this hole!! Tanigawa: Ah, I see... Imai: When he falls in, we'll pee on him... Tanigawa: Imai-san... You can't beat him at sneakiness!! You just started being sneaky, but Mitsuhashi's been sneaky his whole life! The difference is just too great!! And we wasted half a day digging that stupid hole!! Imai: DON'T SAY IT, TANIGAWA!! - Page 115 - Tanigawa: Other guys are out enjoying the company of women, but we're so miserable... Voices: (Kyaho!) (hahahahaha!) (ewww!) Imai: Don't look!! Voices: (hehehehehe) (kyahahaha) Imai: What's up, Tanigawa? Tanigawa: (shiver shiver) Imai: {IT'S HIM!! That's it!! Revenge for this morning!!} Mitsuhashi: Whoa!! Imai: (ULOLOLOLO) (NYEEEH) Mitsuhashi: GYAHAHAHAHA!!! (what a dork!) Itou: (HAHAHAHAHAHA) Girl: KYAHAHAHAHAHA (who is that?) (it hurts!) Voices: (heeheehee!) Tanigawa: Imai-san!! They're only laughing at you!! - Page 116 - Mitsuhashi: Whoa!! Itou: Crap!! Imai: Hehehe, got you good!! C'mon, show me that cheapshot of yours!! Tanigawa: (cool!) Itou: Asshole!! I'll kill you!! Imai: Whaaat?! Is the captain already done for?! People: (a fight!) (kyaa)(a fight)(kyaaaaa) - Page 117 - Mitsuhashi: Itou!! Itou: What? Mitsuhashi: Get back!! Imai: You call yourself guardian of Nan High!! Starting tomorrow, I'll make sure everyone in your school has to say hello to everyone at MY school!! Mitsuhashi: (psh) YOUR school? A brand new school with only first-years and you call yourself the boss there, you horse-faced freak!? I'm in charge of a school with 29 years of history, and I won that right by my own power!! Itou: (nice, nice) Imai: Oooo, aren't YOU cool?! Lemme see your "true power" then! (look, look) Mitsuhashi: Do you actually think you're that strong?! (like a thoroughbred?) Imai: I do!! Bring it on!! I'll applaud you if you can even get one punch on me!! (clap clap, y'know) - Page 118 - Imai: (oh, that hurts) Itou: {That's what happens to guys who don't know how fast he can hit!!} Girls: (kyaaaa, so cool!) (you're awesome) Itou: (well, the guy's getting his punches) Mitsuhashi: Oh yeah, let me warn you: I'm strong!! And I'm also a cheapshot!! That's why I'm invincible!! Itou: (you called yourself invincible?!) Girl: (kyaa kyaa) You're so strong!! - Page 119 - Imai: Don't think you've won this time!! Tanigawa: (yeah, dummy!) Imai: Your punches don't even ITCH!! (hehehe) You can't beat me with those!! Mitsuhashi: My round of applause!! Imai: Ggg... A promise is a promise!! (CLAP CLAP CLAP) Mitsuhashi: {Does this guy have no pride?!} Give it up!! Nobody can stand up against me!! (both slightly intimidated) Imai: Heh, yeah right!! None can stand against ME!! Kagawa: Are you the guys wreckin' up the place?! (CRUNCH) Oh, I know you! Mitsuhashi: (potentially, maybe, possibly...) - Page 120 - Kagawa: (hehehehe) Mitsuhashi: (AAAAAAAAAAAHHH) Kagawa: Whoa!! Person: (yike!) Itou: Hahahahahahaha... Sheesh... That crazy guy!! (later!) Imai: You're not gettin' away, Mitsuhashi!! - Page 121 - Kagawa: 'EY!! WAIT, KID!! Girls: W-what was that all about?! He said nobody could stand up to him!! But then... Wow, they run really fast!! Kagawa: Where are ya?! Where ya hidin'?! Mitsuhashi: We weren't even the ones who broke the glass!! Itou: You did, too!! (I was a bystander) Mitsuhashi: I have an idea!! Itou: What is it?! (WAH!!) - Page 122 - Itou: (GYAAAAAAAAAAA) Mitsuhashi: (ta)(ta)(ta) (ting) (hah)(hah) Kagawa: (Where aaaare youuuu?) Mitsuhashi: {Damn, he's so persistant!! (can't hold back anymore)} Mitsuhashi is holding: Rock Kagawa: (shhhk) Imai: Why ya hidin'?! Afraid of the yakuza?! Mitsuhashi: Y-yeah right, me?! Imai: You shouldn't be playing tough when you've got no room for explanation!! (I'll save you if you become my servant) Mitsuhashi: Dude, screw that... (pik) - Page 123 - Mitsuhashi: Do me a favor, please!! (I need your help) Imai: What?! Kagawa: 'eeeyy! Mitsuhashi: Hold out your fist!! Imai: Why are you crying?! Mitsuhashi: Just do it!! Now close your eyes!! Hurry, hurry!! Imai: Like this?! {Whoops!! I forgot!! He's a cheapshot!!} I DON'T THINK SO!! - Page 124 - Kagawa: Not gonna work, sonny boy!! Imai: (uh...) (ZAZAAAA...) <- sound of face paling (GYAAAAAAAHH!) [I told you,] [I'm invincible!!] Mitsuhashi: (heh heh heh) (ZOOP) (WHOAA!) (gyaaaaah) Sidenote: (that's not a Mud Hand) (Note: One of the Dragon Quest monsters.) - Kyou Kawa Ore Wa!! Chapter 5 -