Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Volume 1 Chapter 6 Ruffians - Page 125 - Chapter 6 : Ruffians Mitsuhashi: (this isn't shojo manga, dammit) - Page 126 - Girl: Here Mitsuhashi-kun, eat this! I've been practicing my cooking!! Other Girl: (wow, what a shock!) Mitsuhashi: Thanks!! I'll take it!! Itou: (stop sparkling like that) Mitsuhashi: How about this? In return, I'll take you out somewhere after school!! Girl: Oh, n-no, um, I'm, fine I think... (I have to be somewhere) - Page 127 - Itou: So you look popular with the girls, but you're actually not!! Mitsuhashi: Why?! Itou: What a stupid question!! Cause you're obviously too dangerous!! They're too afraid to get any closer cause they're scared!! Mitsuhashi: Dangerous?! I'm a prince!! (plus I'm blonde) Itou: THAT'S dangerous!! The way you change your face so quickly. Mitsuhashi: Shit, and I always end up walking home with a guy!! Itou: Uh, well you see... - Page 128 - Mitsuhashi: I see what?! Itou: No, you see... Mitsuhashi: So what do I see? Oh, you're getting circumsized?! Itou: NO!! Mitsuhashi: Got it! It's warts, isn't it?! Itou: NOO!! Mitsuhashi: Ladies and gentlemen, Itou has warts, and he's also getting circumsized!! Girls: (ewww)(nasty)(gross) Itou: UWAAAAAAAAAAHH!! - Page 129 - Itou: Kyoko-chan... Kyoko: Itou-san! Mitsuhashi: (IGNORE) Itou: I told you not to come here... Kyoko: But my legs just carried me here!! Mitsuhashi: (IGNORE) Itou: Well, it's still a delightful surprise... Kyoko: Really!! When I finally noticed, I was already standing here! Itou: I've been feeling absent-minded since morning! Mitsuhashi: Ahhh, Ahem!! Kyoko: Oh, hello Mitsuhashi-san!! Mitsuhashi: Good day to you!! (look at me! i am not a school statue!) [Hayakawa Kyoko was a helpless young woman who accidently got the wrong person and fell in love with Itou. (Mitsuhashi's POV)] - Page 130 - Mitsuhashi: So you guys were going to go somewhere? Kyoko: Yup Itou: Yeah (<- these are side by side, Kyoko on the right and Itou on the left, in the same bubble.) Mitsuhashi: {I want to kill him!!} Hmmmmmmm. Hmm, so THAT'S what was up, Itou-kun!! How cold you are to your best friend!! Hmmmmm!! Itou: (chill out, man, just chill) Mitsuhashi: (HMMMMMMMMM) Itou: (don't get any funny ideas) [Itou felt bloodlust in the air.] Mitsuhashi: Well, I don't want to disturb you two lovebirds anymore!! Seeya, Itou!! (bye Kyoko-chan) Kyoko: (bye bye) He's so nice! Itou: So, where should we go?! Kyoko: With you, anywhere!! - Page 131 - Mitsuhashi: (NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) {I don't believe it!! I thought only girls on TV said cheesy shit like that!! Goddamn you, Itou, I'll kill ya!!} (ssssss) (ssssss) Woman: (who's THAT weirdo?) Guy: He's just jealous!! Mitsuhashi: (slurp slurp) Guy: Maybe we should show off in front of him!! Woman: (heeheeheehee) - Page 132 - Woman: Ooh, he stood up!! Guy: Now now, let's not be prejudiced against unpopular guys!! Woman: He's coming closer!! Guy: Hmmmmmmmm! Mitsuhashi: (stomp stomp) Woman: He's coming REALLY close!! Guy: Hmmmmmmmm! Mitsuhashi: (STOMP STOMP) (KAPOW) (hrmph)(hrmph) [Mitsuhashi was a ruffian.] - Page 133 - Itou: Aren't you cold?! Kyoko: No!! (oh!) [Of course, Itou was popular with the girls.] [Of course, Mitsuhashi was a ruffian.] Mitsuhashi: (damn, I wanna girl too) [But try to understand his feelings.] Kyoko: (what happened, Itou-san?!) (Itou-san!!) [Benibane High School] Imai: What happened to your face, Sakamoto?! Sakamoto: Some crazy asshole caught me off guard!! - Page 134 - Sakamoto: Goddamn! He was just passing by me, And then he hits me outta nowhere! (he was damn quick) Imai: You're so pathetic!! Sakamoto: I'll beat him half to death next time I see him!! Tanigawa: What are we talking about?! Fights? (let me in, too) Imai: The sad part is, he doesn't even know who did it to him! Mitsuhashi: C'mon Itou, we're gonna go scope some chicks!! Itou: Let me ask one more time. Are you sure you didn't hit me with a trashcan yesterday? Mitsuhashi: I've never told a lie in my life!! Itou: (and why do I have to help you scope out girls?) Mitsuhashi: (the more girls and money the better, Itou) Here we go! This is where all the bad girls hang out!! Itou: (what if Kyo-chan sees me there?) - Page 135 - Mitsuhashi: {Aha, here we go!! HOT!! Let's go see that girl! (even though she's smoking)} Itou: (aw jeeez) Mitsuhashi: {Try to lean around and get a good look at her face!! Don't call out to her from behind!! This is because there are tons of girls in the world who ONLY look pretty from behind!! This is an ironclad rule!!} - Page 136 - Kyoko: I, Itou-san... Mitsuhashi: (don't ignore me again) Itou: Kyo-chan! Cigarette: (smush) Itou: Kyo-chan... You SMOKE?! Mitsuhashi: {Yes, a fight!! A fight!!} Kyoko: ...do you not like girls who smoke? Mitsuhashi: (say yes, say yes! You're extremely picky about minor things!!) Itou: I HATE IT!! Mitsuhashi: {Perfect, Itou!!} - Page 137 - Girl: (Itou-kun's so serious) Mitsuhashi: (he's stupid) Itou: Girls... Well... What I don't like is... when girls smoke cigarettes... Mitsuhashi: The kiss is all stinky!! Itou: NO!! When... when they get pregnant, the baby... Mitsuhashi: (hahahaha, stinky!) {Watch him get rejected!!} Kyoko: Umm... (gatan) Mitsuhashi: {GO!! GO!! Fight it out!! Tell him no one's ever said that to you before!!} - Page 138 - Kyoko: I'll quit!! Maybe I can't do it right away... No, I will do it right away! Just... Itou: Kyo-chan!! Mitsuhashi: ... ...apwo!! (old lady sound) Footnote: that honestly doesn't mean anything Itou: Let's go somewhere else!! Kyoko: Yeah. (let's do that) Girl: (what's wrong?) tap tap Mitsuhashi: (Stone Mitsuhashi) Kyoko: Oh, I see! Mitsuhashi-san doesn't have a girlfriend!! Itou: Exactly!! - Page 139 - Kyoko: That's so strange! He's so nice, and handsome!! Itou: Nice?! Mitsuhashi?! You can't trust him, Kyoko-chan!! He's a devil with horns and a pointy tail and everything!! He's been bad since he was born!! He can use and sacrifice people all too easily!! Kyoko: I didn't think you were the kind of person who insults his friends... Itou: {CRAP!!} No, no, see, he... (he has some good points, but he's far from a gentleman, so it would be better for girls not to approach him, but that's not saying he isn't an interesting guy, but...) (desperate) [She had a surprising attraction to boys' friendships.] Kyoko: I'm going home!! - Page 140 - Mitsuhashi: Yo, what's up? Kyoko: Hello!! Um... is Itou-san angry?! Mitsuhashi: Itou? No, he's all burnt out now!! Kyoko: I said something awful to him yesterday... Because he said you were a bad person, Mitsuhashi-san!! Mitsuhashi: What?! Me, bad?! Kyoko: Oh, but not exactly that... He said, you were like the perfect image of a thug... And you were bad in a cool way... - Page 141 - Mitsuhashi: He probably talked trash about me the whole time!! (ahahahaha) {That little bastard!!} Oh well... Itou may say bad things about me... But I wouldn't let anyone else!! He's a good guy!! {Yes! Nice! I am a genius! What a seducer!!} Kyoko: {What a... What a wonderful person...} Mitsuhashi: Should I go find Itou for you? Kyoko: {How could Itou-san insult him... but Itou-san is a good person too...} [This girl is one push away from becoming mine, Mitsuhashi thought.] [She was indeed inclined to Mitsuhashi more. This was because he was more attractive.] Mitsuhashi: (what's up) Kyoko: (stare) (babump)(babump) - Page 142 - Itou: Mitsuhashi... Kyoko: Itou-san... Itou: What the hell are you doing with my girlfriend?! Mitsuhashi: Hey now, don't get the wrong idea. Kyoko-chan's here to apologize to you. Kyoko: (Itou-san can't trust his own friend) Itou: (what the hell are you talking about, thief?) Mitsuhashi: (excuse me?) Sakamoto: I, Imai!! It's him!! That blond guy!! He's the one who messed with me!! Imai: Wait a minute, that's Mitsuhashi!! Okay, use this!! Sakamoto: We gotta use that against him?! Imai: Exactly!! You gotta beat him with dirty tricks!! (using knives or pieces of wood) We'll take that girl hostage!! (that's my policy) Tanigawa: (best in japan) Guys: (sneak)(sneak) - Page 143 - Sakamoto: (let's go hang out, babe) Imai: (hehehe) Kyoko: WHA-?! Mitsuhashi: Huh? Itou: (AH) Kyoko: (whoa) Itou: He's so fast!! Imai: (Augh!) Mitsuhashi: You AGAIN?! (yank) FACE!! FACE!! SIDE OF FACE!! Keep your hands off the girl!! - Page 144 - (picture of Mitsuhashi the rescuer) Kyoko: {Mitsuhashi-sama, so cool!!} Left of thought bubble: (sparkle sparkle) Kyoko: (totally fallen for him) Imai: That's far enough, Mitsuhashi!! Sakamoto: This is what you get for totally embarrassing me in front of my girl!! Imai: Drop the stick!! Mitsuhashi: Dumbass!! (BONK) Sakamoto: (ouch) Mitsuhashi: You're a man Itou, how can you get taken hostage?! Who cares if you get one or two little scratches on your face?! - Page 145 - Itou: Y-yeah, exactly!! {NOOOOOOOO, too scary, too scary!! I don't like bleeding!} Sakamoto: Tch... settle down... Or I'll poke your eye out!! Mitsuhashi: That'll get you prison time!! {Damn, he's crazy!!} Sakamoto: Fine!! As long as I get to kill you!! Mitsuhashi: Try it! It's not MY eyeball!! Then I'll crush your nuts in return!! (don't mess with me) Sakamoto: How long are you gonna talk to me like that?! (poke) Itou: Ow... Imai: {Crap! Sakamoto's gone totally crazy!! (I don't wanna go to prison)} - Page 146 - Sakamoto: Hey, what's wrong?! Aren't ya gonna come get me, Blondie?! Mitsuhashi: There you go!! Stick: (smack) Tanigawa: (ouch) Imai: Beat 'im half to death!! Mitsuhashi: (HAH!) - Page 147 - Tanigawa: (GWAAH) Imai: Blinding powder!! Mitsuhashi: (grab) GYAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sakamoto: (cough)(cough) AH! Itou: (my eyes hurt!) Mitsuhashi: HEAD!! FACE!! FACE!! FACE!! HAND!! FACE!! FACE!! HEAD!! MUG!! CHEST!! NUTS!! NUTS!! NUTS!! - Page 148 - Mitsuhashi: GAAAHAHAHAHAH!! Don't mess with me!! Kyoko: gulp so dirty... (does he always carry that powder around?) Itou-san, what happened?! Itou: (Mitsuhashi accidentally got me too... or maybe it was on purpose) Mitsuhashi: H-hey!! You aren't hurt, are you?! (toss) [Mitsuhashi was strong.] [But unpopular with girls.] Writing on Wall: Safety First Kyoko: (hahaha, yes, very strong) [Itou could die from an unfortunate accident tomorrow.] - Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Chapter 6 -