Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Volume 1 Chapter 7 Skirt Chasers - Page 150 - Chapter 7 : Skirt Chasers - Page 151 - Mitsuhashi: Damn I'm tired, think I'll go home and sleep! Itou: You sleep in the classroom all the time! (creak) (man, I wanna sleep too) Hey, what are you doing, guy?! Mitsuhashi: (YAAAWN) Guy: None of your damn business! Get lost! - Page 152 - Itou: You talk pretty big to us, are you a senior? Well, we're not gonna get lost! We hate bullying and blackmail! (and we don't ignore problems) Mitsuhashi: (hey... Itou) (cut out this "we" stuff, I got nothin' to do with this) Guy: You're Itou and Mitsuhashi! And you think you're the guardians or something! You shouldn't get too fulla yourselves! Mitsuhashi: (don't bring me into this) Guy: Listen! If you wanna live through high school, don't screw with me! I ain't alone here! Itou: {Who is this asshole?!} Guy: I'll kill you if you don't get lost, dumbass!! - Page 153 - Mitsuhashi: Hey man, in my mind I could hear you telling me "this is your chance, use my steel head" so that's all I did! (screw this "respect" crap) Itou: I didn't say anything like that!! (and you should respect people) Mitsuhashi: Whatever! Lookout for paybump!! Itou: (...you mean payback?) {He's only so sure of himself cause he's got the whole thing blamed on me...} Thug: (hmm) - Page 154 - Shiratori: You're Mitsuhashi, huh?! You little shits have been tearin' up the town, but I let you do it since you was actin' in the name of my Nan High! Cuz if you screw with my group, you get busted! Thug: It'd be so easy to beat you half to death! But we only do things for money, see? This guy's doctor's fees were 150,000 yen, right Shiratori-san? Shiratori: I'd say about that much! Thug: This is good for you! We can insure your protection for just 150,000! Then you can talk about bein' guardian and the strongest and stuff, all you want! - Page 155 - Mitsuhashi: But you're the real thing!! Shiratori: That's right! Thug: (hahaha) Mitsuhashi: Even though you can't hold down a little first-year in hand-to-hand combat!! {6 guys, with sticks too... (I don't have any blinding pepper today)} Guy: What was that?! Shiratori: I've got the strength of numbers, kid! Mitsuhashi: Which means you can't do nothin' by yourself! {Damn, this guy ticks me off!!} Shiratori: That's just the half of it! Right now, we're talking about YOU paying ME! Mitsuhashi: BASTARD!! - Page 156 - Mitsuhashi: You... ASSHOLE!! Shiratori: Hey, over here, kid!! Mitsuhashi: Gwoah!! DIE!! - Page 157 - Thug: Tough little bastard!! Itou: (Gwah!) Thug: 150,000 yen, you got that Itou?! 'ey, I'm worried about the other guys, let's go!! Mitsuhashi: You're the only one left!! Shiratori: Hmph, guess I gotta do you myself! Mitsuhashi: Screw you!! (hahhhh)(hahhhh) - Page 158 - Shiratori: Heh! Mitsuhashi: (hahh)(hahh) Thugs: Shiratori-san!! Mitsuhashi: {What the hell?! How many of them ARE there?!} - Page 159 - Shiratori: Took you long enough! You got that Itou punk, right? Thug: Sorry, he was pretty tough! (took us awhile) Hey, you think this guy's okay?! Shiratori: Don't worry! Head wounds always bleed a lot! (smush) Got that, Mitsuhashi?! You lost to me because you were weak!! You better not look like that next time you come to school!! And don't forget the money!! - Page 160 - Itou: (gara) Mitsuhashi: Yo!! I guess you got BEAT too!! You look like SHIT, man! (you always do) People: (Mitsuhashi-kun's hair is black!) (he actually looks normal) Itou: Whoa... - Page 161 - Mitsuhashi: I decided to quit!! You should, too! (now's the moment) You can't fight with a pack of goons like them! And I don't like working with others! I'm gonna be a SKIRT-CHASER from now on!! (Note: just erase the footnote, don't worry about it.) Itou: Hey... Aren't you angry?! Is this what kind of thug you are?! Mitsuhashi: Don't give me that crap! You can't beat them, either! - Page 162 - Mitsuhashi: I won't talk shit about ya! Come and get the ladies with me! Itou: I'm never talkin' to you again! Mitsuhashi: You're gonna regret it, Itou!! Girl: What happened to your hair, Mitsuhashi-kun?! Mitsuhashi: I lost a fight, so I'm gonna start chasing skirts instead! I'm just gonna play around and have fun! Itou: {That was a shock, Mitsuhashi!! Even more than the fact that you lost!!} Kubota: Hey! - Page 163 - Kubota: Didn't you hear what we told you to do?! We'll kick your ass again!! Itou: ...screw you!! Don't give any of your stupid crap when you can't even take me on by yourself!! Door: (gara) Sign: Library Backroom Thug: What happened, Kubota?! Kubota: Itou... Shiratori: Round up all the guys!! - Page 164 - Thug: Kubota got beat?! Shiratori: Yeah! We're gonna go kick some ass!! Hey, Mitsuhashi! Mitsuhashi: Hiya! Just give me a little time to get the money! Shiratori: ...all right! That's the right attitude! (I'll give you a little time, sure!) Thug: Don't wait forever, though! (We'll add interest) Mitsuhashi: Yes, sir! Whew! Girl: What was THAT?! Guys: (don't try runnin' away, either!) - Page 165 - Girl: That's not like you, Mitsuhashi-kun! Something's wrong. Mitsuhashi: Oh come on! You saw how many there were! (plus, I don't know the punch of the North Star) They're all seniors! Girl: Yeah, but... Mitsuhashi: (skip)(skip) Hello, Neko-chan! (let's go on a date!) Girl: Oh, Mitsuhashi-kun! She says she saw Itou-kun get beat up by some seniors yesterday! Other Girl: (yeah, he was all bloody, but I was so scared...) Mitsuhashi: Itou...? - Page 166 - Girl: (is it my imagination, or did his bruises just get worse?) Mitsuhashi: But that has nothing to do with me!! (what a barbarian) (ME: Girls. Him: Fights.) Girls: (what a jerk) (heartless creep!) Thugs: Matsuzaki and Takeuchi went to the hospital? That's right! I called their houses at lunch! Was it Itou? Shiratori: Couldn't be! You saw how much he messed him up yesterday! Thug: Then was it that spineless pansy, Mitsuhashi? Door: (gara gara) Itou: (TADA!) Thugs: It's Itou!! I knew it was you!! Itou: ORAAA!! Thugs: Gyaah! BASTARD!! - Page 167 - Mitsuhashi: C'mon, let's go see a movie! (it doesn't even have to be a porno!) Girl: (no way!) You were a lot cooler when you were blond! Itou: HAHAHAHAHA! I'll just keep attacking you over and over again! (hehehehehe) Thug: Shiratori-san, this guy won't give up 'til he's dead! Shiratori: Tch! At least make sure he'll never hold a 2 by 4 again!! Itou: Cut it out, you idiot!! - Page 168 - Thug: When are you gonna have that money, Mitsuhashi?! Mitsuhashi: Please, sir, please give me a little more time! Thug: How many days have we waited already?! Mitsuhashi: Tomorrow, I swear! Thugs: If you don't hurry up, we'll break your arm like Itou's! (Shiratori-san was pretty scary when he did that) Mitsuhashi: {So THAT'S why he didn't show up yesterday... Itou, you fool...} Thugs: That cocky little punk... I don't think he's gonna pay at all! Shiratori-san, are you the only one here?! Shiratori: Yeah! Why isn't anyone showing up?! Thug: (cause it's cold) - Page 169 - Thug: (wait) Mitsuhashi: You broke Itou's arm?! Thug: N-no, not me... - Page 170 - Shiratori: {All hospitalized?! What the hell's going on?! It couldn't be Itou... Mitsuhashi!!} Mitsuhashi: You're late!! I got tired of waiting!! - Page 171 - Shiratori: You tricked me... you went after all my guys one by one, didn't you... Mitsuhashi: I went through three of them just yesterday!! They were long, hard days!! (sniff sniff) This is the first time I've ever known such humiliation!! Let's take it outside! We'll settle this like men!! Shiratori: All right! Time to take you down!! I can't believe it's come to this!! Mitsuhashi: (heh heh) Shiratori: HWAAH!! - Page 172 - Shiratori: You cheap bastard!! Mitsuhashi: What? (can't hear you) Stand up! That one was for Itou!! Now we're gonna settle this man-to-man!! Shiratori: Why you-!! Man-to-man?! Buzz off!! I don't call myself guardian cuz I got lots of guys on my side!! Mitsuhashi: You've got me pissed now!! - Page 173 - Itou: Shiratoriii!! Ow, what the hell are you doing?! (what's with the headbutt?!) Oh!! Oooooh! Oooooh! You're blond!! Looks nice on you, man!! Mitsuhashi: (shut up, you've got horns) Anyways, perfect timing!! I was about to call your house!! Itou: (watch the hair!) Mitsuhashi: C'mon, hurry! I was kickin' Shiratori's ass just now! I left a little piece for you since I'm such a nice guy!! Itou: Really?! - Page 174 - Mitsuhashi: See?! Itou: Where am I supposed to hit him?! Shiratori: (please stop) Mitsuhashi: Right here, dumbass!! (left you a spot) Itou: (I could never be so greedy) What about the other guys? What the hell did you do to them? Mitsuhashi: Simple!! You resisted!! I complied!! You got noticed!! I didn't!! You got beat up!! And I took them out one by one!! (HAHAHAHA) Thanks for playing the part for me, Itou-kun!! Itou: (hahahaha) (it must have been hard leaving that part, Mitsuhashi) Mitsuhashi: (nah, not at all) [Well... I guess it's okay, Itou thought.] - Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Chapter 7 - - Kyou Kara Ore Wa!! Volume 1 -