katteni kaizo chapter 5 I Can't Sleep Tonight?! 05-001.jpg Weird Thing: What does the HYON in HYONNA KOTO mean? (Note: Hyonna koto very approximately means "on strange circumstances", but the definition isn't as important as the fact that the "hyon" by itself means nothing.) --------------- Chitan: Hmmm... mmmm... Huh?! What does the hyon in hyonna koto mean?! I'm so curious, I just can't sleep! What does the hyon in hyonna koto mean? 05-002.jpg Umi: What's wrong? It looks like you haven't slept a wink. Chitan: I haven't. Suzu: He's right. Umi: Suzu. Umi: Lately there have been a lot of cases of students at our school suffering from lack of sleep. The students are saying things like "I don't get it!", "Tell meee!", "Whyyyy?!", and "Aaaaaah!!" Kaizou: This will cause nothing but trouble. Umi: Kaizou?! But is it troubling enough to be trouble? Kaizou: What are you saying?! -------------- Kaizou: Sleep is one of the three great human desires! Graph, starting at 12 o'clock (the big ones) and moving clockwise Sex Food Sleep Dreamcast Zelda Virtual On Kaizou: If it's not being satisfied, then it's the same... As that. **Chitan: No, I was almost there... Not fair! Chitan: Don't use me as a model for your disgusting fantasies! 05-003.jpg Weird Thing: Dry Bon Curry, or sweet Java Curry, which one's hotter? Umi: Hmmmmmm. Mmmm, mmmm. Weird Thing: What horrible sleeping posture! Retreat a step! --------------- Girls: W... what was that...? Dunno... Umi: Mm... Ah!! Dry Bon Curry, or sweet Java Curry, which one's hotter? I'm so curious, I can't sleep! Girl: You should be wondering why you were sleeping in a futon, first of all. Things: Heheheh, our plans have only started. We shall inflict all the students of the school with insomnia. Umi: W-who's that...? Girl: (Jeez you're slow, Umi...) The ones who whispered that question into your ear. Things: We are the Alliance to Prevent You From Sleeping! 05-004.jpg Umi: The "Alliance to Prevent You from Sleeping"? Girl: What's your objective? Alliance: Revenge against Kaizou Katsu! Kaizou: You called? Alliance: W-why are you here?! This is the 4th floor! Have you no sense?! *look who's talking Alliance: Heheheh. Long time no see, Kaizou Katsu. Kaizou: Oh, it's you guys... Who are you again? Alliance: Damn you! Have you forgotten your promise?! Don't tell me you can't remember what THIS is! ------------- it says *ten* Kaizou: Th... that's a button from the Tensai-juku! (Tensai = genius; juku = special cram school to help students pass entrance exams) Suzu: What's the Tensai-juku? Umi: S... Suzu... why are you here? You're a senior... It's a school Kaizou went to a long time ago. It's really weird. There's only one in town, and it has a very unique education policy... Tensai-juku The examinations just to enter this school are extremely tough. Gifted children are scouted out and brought here. The teaching methods are never allowed to leave the premises, so everything is surrounded by a veil of secrecy. 05-005.jpg Kaizou: I remember! You guys are the Ohira brothers from the Sleeping Class at the Tensai-juku! Ahh, my old classmates. Those were the days! So what's up? Is there a class reunion? Alliance: NO!! We have come in retaliation! It's your fault the Tensai-juku was destroyed! Now a bunch of geniuses who were interrupted mid-curriculum are wandering about, causing trouble! Suzu: You guys are causing trouble too. Alliance: It happened during a class experiment. It should have been perfectly safe. But HE came to school with a mysterious footprint on his back... All he spoke was gibberish. THEN he mixed the chemicals. Kaizou: (This is for Johnny Raiden) (Note: Johnny Raiden is an ace pilot in some Gundam series or another.) Alliance: And then, A HUGE EXPLOSION took out three houses on each side!! ------------------ Alliance: The Tensai-juku was declared hazardous and inevitably, shut down. All the inadequately taught geniuses were let loose, and their excess powers manifested in other ways. The explosion occured right in the middle of our sleeping class, and as a reaction, we suffered from extreme insomnia. Kaizou Katsu, it is YOUR fault that these child prodigies have wandered off the elite course!! Suzu: What's wrong, Umi? You don't look so well. Umi: Footprint. Oh, n... nothing. Suzu: Then there's no reason to turn all the students insomniac. Alliance: That's why our plan is so profound. It's like this! 1. Insomniac Students 2. Ill-tempered Students Kaizou: hi! 3. Lonely Kaizou Alliance: P-E-R-F-E-C-T. Umi: You only want him to be lonely?! 05-006.jpg Alliance: Mwahaha, already our plan to prevent you from sleeping is nearly complete!! Have you noticed that there haven't been any sheep around this area lately? Chitan: Y... you're right!! Umi: There weren't any to begin with. Alliance: We have taken all the sheep and smuggled them away into the country, on a truck in the middle of the night! Chitan: Then that means we can't count sheep to fall asleep, and we'll stay awake even LONGER...! Umi: Yeah right. Alliance: And that's not all. Would you mind lending me a 5 yen coin? Chitan: 5 yen coin? Ah... the hole!! Alliance: Yes, we have taken all the coins with holes in town, And sealed them with mustard!! Chitan: You can't put a string through the hole and hypnotize anyone to sleep, thus increasing the number of insomniacs!! Umi: Why mustard? -------------------- Alliance: And last but not least... It seems to be working already... Chitan: Huh?! I'm supposed to be drowsy right after lunch, But my eyes are wide open and I'm not sleepy at all! Alliance: That is correct. Because we have taken all the bread and drinks from the cafeteria, AND ADDED 5% COFFEE! Chitan: Gasp! It's true! Product: Mild O.J. Ingredients Orange Juice Sweeteners Coffee Vitamin C Alliance: Also, we have taken your notebooks, erasers and gym clothes, AND ADDED 5% COFFEE TO THEM AS WELL! *they're brown* Chitan: What dastardly deeds! Umi: Why 5%? Chitan: Hey, you know, during lunch, Kaizou usually buys bread there... 05-007.jpg Kaizou: Zzzzz. Alliance: How can he be sleeping?! Umi: Because it's only 5%? Alliance: Hey, wake up! Kaizou: What? Alliance: I'll make it so you can never sleep again! What does the hyon in hyonna koto mean? Kaizou: What, you mean you don't know that? The "Hyon" is a nut that grows on a certain kind of tree in Africa. It is delicious when cooked, especially in sweet sauce. (The shell is poisonous, so you need a license to cook it.) Hyon Nut ------------- Alliance: Is... that true...? I only asked it, I never knew the answer. He sounded so confident, he has to be right. Chitan: He's lying, you fools, lying! Alliance: Damn! Try answering THIS one! Where do the smells an air freshener dispels go? Kaizou: You don't know that either? The 5 minute after-world. Neutralization *fart* | Warp -> 5 mins. later *stinky* the bottom line of the graph should read "time(t)" Chitan: Liaaaaaaar! Alliance: What's better, a condo or a maison? Kaizou: A villa. (villa condo maison heights) Chitan: Liar! Alliance: Where is the boundary between navel hair and pubic hair? Kaizou: The Gyarando. (Note: Gyarando is a slang word for thick lower belly hair. It's the title of a 1983 song by Hideki Saijoh, who had infamously thick hair in that region, inspiring the term.) Chitan: What the hell is that?! Alliance: If there are alkaline batteries, then why aren't there acid batteries? Kaizou: There are. Chitan: NO. 05-008.jpg Alliance: No! We have no more questions to ask him! He has solved every mystery in the world! Chitan: Waaaaaa, now there are even more mysteries to keep me from sleeping! Alliance: Huh? Now that our questions have been answered... the sandman calls... After 10 years since the school, we can finally sleep. Yawn, I'm so tired. Kaizou: Zzz. Teacher: I would appreciate it if you didn't sleep here. Umi: I hope weirdos with grudges against Kaizou like that don't come every day. Suzu: You should be happy that everything worked out in the end. Chitan: Aaaaah, the mysteries, the mysteries!! [Currently Looking for Answers.]