katteni kaizo chapter 6 Where's France?! Nukata: SEMPAI! Long time no see, Kaizou-sempai! [Former Tensai-juku student: Soccer Course] [NUKATA] 06-001.jpg Kaizou: Hey, how ya doin'?! Nukata: I'm great! Kaizou: I'm sorry to hear about the team... Nukata: Ugh... They just don't understand my passes. Kaizou: You can't help it. Your killer passes just don't fit in with the Japanese team. Well, there's always 2002. Nukata: No. 2002 is a no-go. Because 2002 isn't set in France. Kaizou: Dammit, you only want to go to France?! Nukata: But it's so cool! Kaizou: Okay, then let's go ahead and examine the coolness of France. The Colosseum, the Parthenon, Big Ben; all tourist spots more popular than the Ueno Zoo. Nukata: T... those aren't in France... (cough) -------------------- Kaizou: Come on, you're Japanese, dammit! You're not allowed to praise France! Nukata: I'm sorry, sempai. I will never praise France again. Stupid, stupid France... I HATE IT!! [What I hate about France] 1. Fashion-conscious 2. Creamy, delicious cuisine 3. Smart conversation 4. Relaxing afternoons Kaizou: That IS praising it! Give up on France. I bet your coach isn't interested in it. Nukata: I hate my coach. Because... he doesn't look French at all. 06-002.jpg Kaizou: Damn you, you fool! Umi and the professor. This is Nukata. He went to the Tensai-juku. Nukata: I am Midfielder Nukata, of the J-League Bonsoir Yonohonmachi team. Kaizou: He's a popular high school J-Leaguer right now. Umi: I didn't know there was such a team. (Note: There obviously isn't.) Kaizou: What's up, Nukata? Nukata: F... French. ------------- Kaizou: NOT AGAIN!! Nukata: But... but that hairdo is exceedingly French! Umi: Are you a French supremacist or something? Nukata: I don't want to hear that coming from an unfrench person like you. Umi: Wha... What's so unfrench about me?! And how are Suzu and I different?! Now you've got me REALLY ticked off!! I'll show you just how French I am! Kaizou: Who cares whether you are or not...? Umi: Look at my lunch for today! Lunch: Blue seaweed, sardines, and denbu (note: denbu is a sweet powder that is (obviously) red.) Umi: A three-color lunch just like the French flag! 06-003.jpg Nukata: This almost-black blue is not the true blue of France! Umi: WHAT?! Suzu: I think the fact that a high school student has a three-color lunch is more of a problem. Kaizou: By the way, I'd like to see one of your good old killer passes again. Suzu: Me too. Nukata: R... really, French person?! Kaizou: Okay, here you go, Nukata! Nukata: Right! Killer pass!! Kaizou: Where are you kicking it? Sign: To all pedestrians: Gas line construction in progress ----------------- sign at the bottom: Safety First 06-004.jpg Kaizou: An amazing pass, as always. Every pass that comes off his foot is bound to cause a disaster. Umi: Don't let him keep doing this! Nukata: I'm feelin' grrrrreat today! It's passing time! Killer pass!! Kumeta: Ahhh, finally done. Now I can get some sleep after 3 straight days up. Huh? ------------------ Kumeta: Goodbye, cruel world. Assistants: Well? Let him. Guy: Aaaaaah, i'm about to burst! [t-minus 4] [3] Guy: Rrrrraaaaaah! Whew, thank God... Just in... [2] Guy: TIME?! [1] 06-005.jpg [0] Guy: Haaaaah! [t-minus 6] [5] [4] Guy: Agh... [3] [2] [1] ------------- [0] OWN GOAL Guys in bath-house: Awwww yeah. 06-006.jpg guy: Ah! Older guy: Oof... Nnnaaaaa!! Guy: Owwww... Older guy: Aaaaaah! ------------ Guys: Ah... ah... Back Charge (Red Card) (Note: Back charge is the Japanese term for charging from behind in soccer. "Back" could also stand for "doggy-style".) Guy: Gyaaah! get off! Older guy: Stop squeezing!! Third guy: Waaah! Yikes! 06-007.jpg 3-Man Back Field Guys: Aaaaaah, get off! Stop squeezing already! Nukata: I can't stop passing now that I've created a 3-back! Killer pass!! Guys: Stop squeezing! Nukata: Killer pass! Guys: Ah! Umi: Good God... the town... Kaizou: His killer passes deserve the name. -------------- Umi: It's your fault he was let loose before he finished the class! Take some responsibility and stop him! Kaizou: No can do. Once he's like that, no one in the entire world can stop him. Not even Roberto Carlos*... *brazilian soccer star Chitan: Jeez, it's noisy today. Nukata: Killer pass!! Umi: Someone stop him! Chitan: Huh? 06-008.jpg Chitan: Here you go. Umi: Wow, Chitan, you're good at soccer. Kaizou: He... stopped it. Chitan: Huh? I've never played soccer in my life. [God may not have intended him to be an intellectual genius.] [If he ever played soccer, he would have had the ability to move the entire world.] [But since he never did, his skill would be forever unknown.] Chitan: W... what...? Kaizou: You piss me off for some reason! Guys: You're the driver! I'm the conductor! [The End]