katteni kaizo chapter 7 Kaizou, the Great Cyborg Monster cover: - Cast - Kaizou Katsu Umi Natori Suzu Saien Johnny Raiden Chitan Tsubouchi (plus friends) 07-001.jpg sign: Science-vestigation Club Umi: Do you smell something weird? Suzu: Now that you mention it... Umi: I wonder if it's coming from Kaizou's locker. KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! ------------------ Kaizou: Oh yeah, now I remember that yakisoba bread I put in my locker. I better eat it now. W... what the?! What's going on? Get up, guys! A dying message!! Blood: LOCKER Kaizou: The locker?! 07-002.jpg Kaizou: AAAAAH!!! What is this mysterious substance?! I see! This is what knocked them out!! It's a mysterious alien life form about to take over the Earth! Umi: It's only mold... Suzu: That's right, Kaizou. Kaizou: Professor! ------------------ Suzu: This is humanity's last hope, an anti-alien life form cleaner. Don't mix it with anything. Kaizou: Anti-alien life form cleaner? Suzu: You must... save us. Kaizou: Professor! Yaaaaah! (How dare you!) The alien life form is disappearing! 07-003.jpg Kaizou: The enemy has gone without a sound... Well, this is taken care of. I hope the damage hasn't spread. Time to patrol! Suzu: Whew... Umi: We're saved. *scratch scratch* ------------- Chitan: Aaaah, it ITCHES!! What the heck is going on?! All I did was borrow the sumo club champion's jersey! And now look what I've caught!! If anyone found out I've got fungus, I'd be the laughingstock of the entire school! Huh? K... Kaizou... {It's over... my life is over...} 07-004.jpg Chitan: N, no... I swear, I don't have fungus! *mischief* Kaizou: I know. Chitan: Huh? Kaizou: That's an ALIEN LIFE FORM. I didn't think it was a parasite, though... Parasite Inbu. (Note: Inbu = genital region. A play on Parasite Eve (Parasaito Ibu), a famous movie and videogame by Square.) Chitan: That's disgusting! ----------------- Kaizou: Don't worry, I'll make it all better. Chitan: W... what are you... *movie scene* Chitan: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *please, do not try this at home! It's dangerous! Chitan: How could you spray that on me? You're awful. 07-005.jpg Chitan: AAAAH! IT'S SWELLING!! Is this the chemical reaction of mold cleaner and fungus?! Cl - Chlorine Br - Bromine = Thermal Expansion Mosquito "chomp" Chitan: HAAAAAAH! --------------- Kaizou: What?! Is it still alive?! It replicates quickly, just like an alien life form!! Chitan: HaAaaAaAh! Kaizou: Wait! Chitan: Ow! Kaizou: Take that! No! Am I out of cleaner?! But now it will grow even more! I don't have a second to waste! 07-006.jpg Kaizou: Maybe this will work too... Chitan: Yow! [Word to the Wise] Mixing mold cleaners with other substances like detergents may cause a poisonous gas to be emitted. Take caution. Bottle: DANGER: DO NOT MIX Chitan: HUH?! IT BURNS, IT BURNS! GyAaaAAah!! ---------------- Chitan: Yowee! Students: Whew. Whew. Whew. Kaizou: It even emits poison gas... Quite the dreadful alien life form... Chitan: Hyaaaaaah! Kaizou: Wait! I only have one choice... If I want to save the human race! 07-007.jpg Kaizou: TO CUT OFF... YOUR DINGALING!! Chitan: NOOOOOOOO! Kaizou: Settle down, it'll be over in a second! Chitan: {If he cuts them off... I'll be forced to live like a woman. Imaginary Chitan: Oh, hi baby... Kaizou: Wait! Chitan: Nooo!! Kaizou: Wait! Chitan: Nooo! Kaizou: Wait! --------------- Chitan: Noooo! Sign: Judo Club Chitan: That's it, I'll hide in here. Kaizou: You cannot hide! Chitan: Shiver shiver... Kaizou: Oh my... where has the time gone? Tensai Terebi-kun is gonna start. Time to go home. (Note: Tensai Terebi-kun, "Mr. Genius TV". It's an actual TV show.) Chitan: shiver shiver... I'm glad I hid... But... I can't stand this. Fat guy: You smell something weird comin' outta this locker? 07-008.jpg Second panel: KYAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Kaizou: You mean that was just mold, yesterday? What was the point of all that ruckus, then? Umi: Well, I'm just glad nothing bad happened... the end