katteni kaizo chapter 8 School Swimsuit (Note: The Japanese title is a pun on "School Ghost Stories") [There has been a ghost story passed down for years at this school.] Girl: No, I'm serious, there really is one... That pool behind the north building has always been closed. Sign: No Entry Girl: A student drowned in there, years ago... A student drowned... But no body ever floated to the surface. The only thing there was a blood-soaked swimsuit... 08-001.jpg Chapter 8 School Swimsuit -------------- Suzu: Maybe the person had an anal prolapse*? (That's why the suit was bloody) *anal prolapse - similar to hemorrhoids. very painful! Umi: That... is disgusting. Kaizou: Gyaaaaa! It's too frightening! Don't tell me such a scary story!! Suzu: I'm surprised that it frightens you. [Today, the pool will be opened.] [No one could have imagined such a scary thing happening again.] Kaizou: Gym today is in the pool?! Noooo! I'm too scared! (bloody swimsuit!) Suzu: Why are you so frightened? Umi: He can't swim, you know. Maybe he's just afraid of the water? Chitan: What? 08-002.jpg Chitan: Kaizou can't swim? Umi: Why do you look so happy...? Chitan: {This is my chance! Because, you see, I am INCREDIBLY GIFTED at swimming! This is my chance to show my TRUE power to the world! Sidestroke Chitan Butterfly Chitan Backstroke Chitan Chitan: {And now, the established relationship between me and Kaizou will be reversed...!} (heh heh) Picture: WEAK DEFEATS STRONG Chitan: I'm surprised to hear you can't swim, Kaizou... Kaizou: I CAN swim! But I'm a cyborg... If I get wet, I'll rust!! ------------- Kaizou: Therefore, professor, please give me an underwater mode. Suzu: Hmmm... Okay, I'll just stick this Mabochi Underwater Motor on you... (Note: There is an underwater motor called the Mabuchi.) Kaizou: I have been upgraded to UNDERWATER MODE! Suzu: The Mabochi Motor's great strength gives it many uses. Umi: Whatever. His chest is wrong, though. Kaizou's chest says "Land and Water, Half-and-Half" where it supposed to say "Amphibious" Kaizou: So what's my new title? Suzu: Title? Kaizou: You know! When you upgrade something, you attach a new designation on the end!! Like Z, or 01! Kaizous: Kaizou RX Kaizou MkII Kaizou V Kaizou GX Kaizou CE Suzu: Ummm, okay... How about... Kaizou HA? 08-003.jpg Kaizou: ..."HA"...? Chitan: That's cool, Suzu! Just like the Kiha 200 Model! Train: Kiha 200 Model Explosive Acceleration!! Newest Model Train with DOG CLUTCH!! Official JR Corporation Version!! Kaizou: Shut up, Tetsu-chan*! * nickname for dorks who are obsessed with railroads. Chitan: Damn, I'm tired of him beating me up... Ah well, it's only moments until... {Reversal of position.} It's not like an underwater motor can give him the ability to swim. ---------------- Umi: Even with the buoy separating us, it's embarrassing being with the boys. Girl: Yeah, their stares are so piercing. Chitan: Wh... huh? Kaizou, I thought you couldn't swim! Kaizou: But the professor upgraded me to underwater mode. Chitan: {Damn, he's too susceptible to suggestion...} Oh well, there are advantages to him sucking at swimming, too. Guys: Oh yeah, some guy drowned here years ago. I heard about that. Kaizou: {I forgot! I'm so scared, I can't open my eyes underwater!} 08-004.jpg [With his eyes closed, Kaizou's other senses were momentarily sharpened.] Kaizou: {What's that sound...?} Sfx: Fsshhhhhh Kaizou: {Somebody's pissing!} Pissing Guy: Whew... Chitan: Hehehe. The time is now. I will show you my superior swimming. {AN INSTANT HERO!} Girls: Oh my God, he's so cool! Kaizou: {Traces of urine detected at 4 o'clock!} ------------- Kaizou: {Prepare to die, Urinator! Mabochi Motor, switch on!!} Chitan: See! See my spectacular crawl stroke! Kaizou: {There he is!} TAKE THAT, PISSBOY!! *gasp* Peon! YOU'RE the pissboy?! Guys: He pissed in the pool?! 08-005.jpg Guys: What are you, a baby?! Kick his ass! Girls: Ewwwww! He peed in the pool! Sign: Actual culprit Chitan: Nooooo, not fair... They got it all wrong... {Why? This is my time to be a hero... How could I be framed as a urinator...?} Hah... that's nothing. When they see my swimming, they're realize I didn't do it... (Must regain my standing) LOOK AT MY SUPERB BUTTER FLY... Kaizou: GASP! Aaaaah, the motor won't stop! Guy: Pee-boy's drowning. ------------- Guy: Jeez, Chitan, can't you swim? Dork. Chitan: How rude! Of course I can! Just watch me! Motor: *snap* 08-006.jpg Chitan: See! See my spectacular crawl stroke! [Nobody is watching.] Kaizou: {Oh...? What is that sound?! Water pressure rising 0.5%! Water temperature rising 0.2%! Water level rising 0.5 centimeters! That means... Someone's got a hard-on!!} Someone here Has a HARD-ON! [All of them...] Kaizou: Who is it?! Guys: Not me! Nope! ---------------- Chitan: Feast your eyes on this breaststroke!! Oww! Hyaaaah! Hyaaaaaaaaaah! Girls: Kyaaaaah! Freak! 08-007.jpg Chitan: Nwaaaa! Kaizou: HE'S got the hard-on! Despicable acts, especially for a peon!! Girls: {It... Came off...} Kaizou: {ROCKET DICK!} Girls: Whew... Nooooo!! It's chasing after me!! -------------- Chitan: No... Not fair... Girl: KYAAAAAH!! Chitan: AAAH! Umi: B... Kaizou: Bloody swimsuit!! Sfx: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Sign: NO ENTRANCE Kaizuo: Maaaan... so the rumors were true... (freaky) Umi: Some things cannot be explained by simple science. Chitan: {Not Fair...}