My Name is Zushio Volume 1 Chapter 2 - Page 35 - [2 A.M. in the morning] Zushio: AAAAAARAHANMAAAAYAAA Girl: Eh... what? Whose voice is that?! Zushio: (MINNAAAASOOOOMINCHIIII) - Page 36 - - Page 37 - -000002- -Zushio Fire- - Page 38 - Girl: PRINCE ZUSHIOOOO!!!! WHY DID YOU LIGHT THAT FIRE?! Zushio: The bugs... Mosquitoes... Girl: WHAT ABOUT THE MOSQUITOES?!!! Zushio: No, it was aliens!! (going "shaaaaa") - Page 39 - Zushio: The insects enjoy sucking my high-class blood. (scratch scratch scratch) Girl: So when you get bitten by bugs, you start wailing and commit arson?! Zushio: In a word, yes! Girl: Why does that make YOU snap?! I'm the one who wants to go crazy!! {Prince Zushio! If only I'd known what an idiot he was!! Six months ago, we got a new king after a war, And he was a surviving member of the previous royal family. It was my own misfortune that I felt sympathy and brought him into my home.} It's YOUR fault that I've been turned into a fugitive!! HEY! WHAT'S THAT SMILE FOR?! - Page 40 - Girl: {By all rights, this retarded prince should be captured already! However, now... We're a two-man combo!!} Both: Hello there! Ball: Rock Girl: {I have to do something!} (...if I stick around this weirdo any longer, I won't survive) {I'll turn Zushio in and get off the hook...} Zushio: Hey, let me borrow some clothes. (so the bugs can't eat me) Girl: Uh... B... be careful with them! Zushio: Hm? Women's attire...?! {Why would a man to possess these...? He must a raging pervert!} Girl: I'M A GIRL!! (you saw my boobs!) I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A GUY SO THAT I DON'T GET TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF! - Page 41 - Girl: {Turn Zushio in... who am I kidding, of COURSE they'll execute me too...} I couldn't do that to him... Zushio: Joke Glasses (for disguise) Girl: {I was thinking of killing another human being to save myself...!} I'm so horrible...! FORGIVE ME, ZUSHIO! I must confess, I was thinking of... - Page 42 - Girl: I HATE YOU, ASSHOLE!! TAKE THEM OFF! You don't want to get bitten, right?! Well, that's not going to cover up any more skin!! Ah...! ZUSHIO, STOP!! THAT'S A MEMENTO OF MY MOTHER, HER OLD SEWING KIT... Hair: White - Page 43 - Girl: {TIME TO TURN HIM IN! RIGHT NOW!! What happened to me...? How could I be worried about him?!} Needles: (yank)(poit)(yank)(poit) Zushio: OW! OW! Girl: ...Hey, Zushio. Over the mountain is a country with steaks and sushi and shabu shabu. Zushio: Is that true?! Let us go, then... But my poor feet...! Aha! Are we leaving already?! (HAHA!) You are SUCH a hungry piggy! (slap) - Page 44 - Zushio: By the way... Why are you squeezing my legs so hard? Legs: Dangerously purple Girl: The better to not drop you with, my dear. Zushio: I see... {SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME...} ...hey. Sorry about all that. Do... do you really hate me that much? - Page 45 - Girl: NO, I LIKE YOU. Eyes: Kill Zushio: {SHE'S GONNA KILL ME! Where's she taking me?! Is there anything I can use?! JERKY! I'll use scraps of this to mark the path back to the luggage...! Having a safe escape route is a foundation of battle strategy! Yes... Now I just need to act calm. Death follows fools who lack the ability to remain calm!!} - Page 46 - [Carnivores following the trail of meat] Wolf: Chomp Zushio: LOOK AT ALL OF THEM FOLLOWING US!! Girl: SHUT UP BACK THERE! Zushio: Hey! Can you fight off 50 starving wolves?! Wolf: Chomp! Girl: No way! Zushio: WAHAHA! THEN IT'S A GOOD THING I'M HERE!! - Page 47 - Zushio: I can blow a hole in those stupid dogs' brains with the flick of a finger! Let me down now... and I shall show you a battle that will make the canine-lovers of the world cringe in horror!! Girl: {...he's just saying that to make me drop him...} Zushio: Quickly, look behind us! An entire horde of wolves!! Girl: As if I'd fall for that...! ...I wouldn't let you go even if there WERE wolves! If you're strong enough to beat them, you'll just run off without me afterwards!! HEY, STOP STRUGGLING!! {The bastard crushed my mother's keepsake... I'LL NEVER LET HIM GET AWAY!!} Zushio: HEEEEEEE! HEEEEEEE! Girl: Those weird noises aren't gonna work on me! - Page 48 - Zushio: HEEEEEEE! (help) HEEEEEEE! (help) ...W... who saved me from certain doom?! HOH?! Y... YOU...! HOLD ON Girl: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON BACK THERE?! - Page 49 - Zushio: WHAT IS THAT? Girl: IT'S A MONSTER!! Zushio: ...From jerky to wolves... wolves to monsters... Don't shout! Girl: {D... do you have some sort of plan?!} Zushio: LET'S GIVE UP!! (okay?) Girl: NO WAY!! (what a manly way to give up) - Page 50 - Girl: WHY THE HELL IS THAT MONSTER BEHIND US?! Zushio: I... I didn't MEAN to call him... Behold! Girl: CANNONS?! Zushio: ...there was once a battle here! Monsters prefer to haunt these old battlefields!! THIS ISN'T MY FAULT! Girl: S... so that's why it's here...! Z... ZUSHIO! I'm too afraid! - Page 51 - Girl: Zushio...! You're going to run and leave me behind, aren't you?! Don't leave me here! I realize you're probably scared, but so am I!! Zushio: FOOLFOOLFOOLFOOLFOOLFOOLISH SERF!! You must place more faith in me! Prostrate yourself at my feet!! YOU THINK ME A COWARD?!!! Girl: {Dammit!!} Zushio: THERE IS NO WORD FOR "RETREAT" IN MY BOOK!! - Page 52 - Girl: YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT IT?! WITHOUT ANY WEAPONS?! Zushio: WE DO TOO HAVE A WEAPON!! Girl: What about gunpowder?! Zushio: I just so happen to be carrying some!! Bag: (spices) Girl: WHY DO YOU WALK AROUND CARRYING OIL AND GUNPOWDER?!! And what about the cannonball?! Zushio: I am the cannonball. Helmet: Helmet Zushio: If I take this helmet I found and put it under my feet, I can withstand the force of the blast! Diagram: (as imagined), Helmet Zushio: You pull the firing rope!! I shall give this monster a "Flying Knee" it will never forget!! - Page 53 - Zushio: FOUL MONSTER! REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE MAN WHO DEFEATS YOU!! MY NAME IS ZZZZZ UU UU SSSS HH HH IIIII OOO ZZ UU UU SSS HH HH I OO OO ZZ UU UU SSS HHHHH I OO OO ZZZZZ UUU SSSS HH HH IIIII OOO Girl: FIRE! - Page 54 - Girl: HE BLEW UP!! - Page 55 - Monster: GREHF. (boing boing boing boing boing) Zushio: Boy, I thought I was a goner that time! You've saved my life once again! Thank you, boy! - Page 56 - Girl: {...so... I can't JUST save myself...!} Let the cards fall as they may! (Goodnight!) Zushio: (AAAAAARA)(HANMAAAAYAAA) Girl: Eh... what? Whose voice is that?! - MNiZ Chapter 2 End -