My Name is Zushio Volume 1 Chapter 3 - Page 57 - Zushio: ONCE WE CLEAR THIS FOREST, WE'LL BE AT THE ROYAL CAPITAL! FINALLY, WE WILL LEAVE BEHIND THIS HALF-YEAR OF HUMILIATING LIFE ON THE RUN... AND BRING THE WRATH OF HEAVEN DOWN UPON THESE REBEL SCUM!!!! Forehead: For real! - Page 58 - -000003- -Introducing Fuurai- Girl: Wow, it's the ocean! - Page 59 - Zushio: OOOOOOCEEEAAAN!! SAAAAAAAND!! CAAAAAASTLE!! {Castle?} Where's the capital? Girl: Completely the opposite direction. - Page 60 - Girl: {Z... Zushio was heading for the capital city for REVENGE?!} (I... I have to stop him somehow!) (ocean, ocean) Zushio, do you see that over there?! There's something written on the ground... - Page 61 - Zushio: What's this? "Whosoever pulls this Lightning Rod out from this earth shall become king of the entire world"... hmm. Ground: Pull me out and be king! Try it! Girl: The sentence isn't that long... Zushio: I BECOME KING IF I PULL IT OUT...!! Hah, king... I already AM king! (FOOL!) (ptui!) Girl: What a chintzy tourist spot. Rod: W... WAIT A MINUTE! (Wind + Lightning Rod) - Page 62 - Rod: I AM CALLED "FUURAI", KING OF DRAGONS! (note: Fuurai means "wind + lightning") I was deceived by an evil-doer 400 years ago and sealed into this rock as a rod! Girl: T... THE ROD SPEAKS!! Zushio: HAHA! HE CALLED HIMSELF KING OF RODS!! Fuurai: DRAGONS! Zushio: Remember this! I am Zushio, king of the WORLD!! Fuurai: ...well, "Zushio", none could pull me out of the rock for 400 years. If thou wouldst call yourself king, pull me out! Zushio: KING JOYSTICK SHOWER!! Fuurai: GUHOAAWA!! - Page 63 - Girl: Zushio! Let's go over there!! Zushio: (I gave that stick a lesson!) Fuurai: If only I weren't sealed... IF ONLY I WEREN'T SEALED HERE!! Girl: {One self-styled king like Zushio is one too many!! Wowwwwww! I bet the mermaids I heard about in those childhood fairy tales... must live in an ocean like this one.} I found a bunch of pretty shells! Oh! You caught a bunch of fish, t... - Page 64 - Girl's Mouth: (UWAAAH) Girl: A MERMAID?! Mermaid: paku... paku... (the sound of a mouth opening and closing, like a fish) Zushio's Stomach: GRGGGGGLLLL Girl: YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THEM?! Zushio: I'll go bring back some more half-fish-men things!! Girl: (They're not half-fish-men things!!) THEY'RE MERMAIDS!! (hah... hah...) (glance) - Page 65 - Mermaids: (paku paku) (paku paku) (paku paku) Girl: {The eyes! THE TERRIBLE, STARING EYES!} Mermaid: (paku paku) near feet: (drag drag) Girl: SWIM AWAY! HURRY, HURRY!! Zushio: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH ME CATCH?! Girl: AAAH! Zushio: GRR! YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE!! Fuurai: I'm free!! - Page 66 - Fuurai: Fuha... fuhaha! Freedom... FREEDOM! (FUHAHAHA) Girl: The stick... turned into a human...?! - Page 67 - Girl: Zushio, are you still gonna throw it?! That's not a stick anymore! Zushio: YOU SHALL NOT ESCAPE, HALF-FISH-MEN-THINGS!! Fuurai: Zushio... do you remember the disgrace you showered me with? Zushio: Disgrace?! THE PEEPEE?! Fuurai: DIE. - Page 68 - Little Captions (four in all!!): Lightning, Mountain, Sky, Ocean Fuurai: FUURAI, KING OF DRAGONS, RETURNS AFTER 400 YEARS! Caption: (Zushio) Fshhhh... Girl: He split the mountain in half with lightning...! Fuurai: I was sealed as punishment for mischief in the human world... As if human lives are worth more than grains of sand. Well, are they?! Girl: ZUSHIO... ZUSHIO!! Fuurai: I have fried him black! Zushio: (mo' like dis, mumble mumble) - Page 69 - Zushio: (<-Zushio) I need more volume like dis...! (black and beautiful...) Mirror: Mirror Fuurai: WHAT THE?! Y... YOU TOOK MY LIGHTNING FULL BLAST... DID HE WIN?! DID THE AFRO ACTUALLY WIN?! - Page 70 - Zushio: YO, KING OF STICKS! Fuurai: King of DRAGONS! Zushio: So all's you can do after all is make pretty lightnin' and harass that girl-boy over there, homey!! Girl: I'M A GIRL! Fuurai: HMPH! Sometimes one runs across creatures resistant to electricity... But this should be plenty enough to kill you!! Girl: Why don't you dodge?! LOOK OUT, ZUSHIO!! - Page 71 - Zushio: HOO-HAH!! Girl: He blocked them?! Things: Rock, Starfish Zushio: OW...! - Page 72 - Fuurai: Well, you DID pull me out of the rock. I acknowledge you as being abnormal, at the least! Zushio: (shit hurts, yo...) Girl: (he blocked both of them, and then got hit by both of them...) Fuurai: And for the first man to humiliate me so... your reward is total, instant death!! Zushio: (eeeeaah) Girl: {If he gets chopped to bits, this time he won't be able to...} RUN SERIOUSLY, ZUSHIO!! - Page 73 - Girl: (tap tap) Oh... the mermaids! Mermaid: Thanks for helping us! Please accept this gift Zushio: I DON'T WANT TO DIE!! Hand: (stop!) (eek!) Round thing: Tear Fuurai: THAT WON'T WORK NOW!! Zushio: DON'T GET SO MAD OVER A LITTLE PEE!! (whoaaaa) Fuurai: DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!! (I want to forget it) Zushio: Aiiiii - Page 74 - Girl: I always get caught up in Zushio's problems! He doesn't care at all what happens to me! Mermaid: [Want some snacks?] Bag: Chips Girl: Oh! Thanks. Mermaid: [Try sucking a bit out of that box] Zushio: HE'S GONNA KILL MEEE Fuurai: I'LL KILL YOUUU!! Zushio: (Blaaargh) (zxcshzxxx) Girl: Suck a bit?! With a straw? What's in there? Zushio: DRAGON KING! POOP ON MY HEAD!! Settle this like men and forget about it! Head: Shit Me Fuurai: I... I CAN'T DO THAT!!!! (don't bring me down to your level!) Zushio: WHY NOT?!!! (chunk!) Head: Shit Me - Page 75 - Zushio: How about this wonderful little present! Please forgive me!! (tremble quiver) Girl: Ah! Fuurai: H... Have you no pride...?! Zushio: Pride? Is that food? Fuurai: YOU ARE NO KING!! Girl: Uh... There was smoke inside the box?! ...what is it? (you wanted me to suck out a little of that?) Mermaids: [All that gone to waste] [you see, that's...] - Page 76 - Mermaids: [Anti-Aging Box (essence of youth)] (Note: This comes from an old folktale/legend about a man who opened a special box filled with smoke that turned him into an old man and killed him with old age. So this is the opposite.) Girl: Huh?! WHOA?! Fuurai: Ggg...! Zushio: ...It seems to be clearing up now. Fuurai: ...Even my godly powers are weakening... I... I'm not down and out yet! Even a child dragon can call lightning!! Girl: EEEEK! - Page 77 - Fuurai: KABOOM! Lightning: Flash! Fuurai: Huh...? Girl: SO FAR AWAY! Fuurai: ...Just when my power... had FINALLY... Finally come back... Zushio: I lost my home and family in one night... Just start over again. Fuurai: {Such tolerance...! Is this what a true KING is like?} Zushio: Start over... - Page 78 - Zushio: IN THE AFTERLIFE, THAT IS Girl: (y... you're gonna kill him after all?) - Page 79 - Fuurai: FUHAHA! As a rod, you can do nothing to hurt me. Even if you try to break me on a rock, the rock will crumble instead... Girl: What's wrong, Zushio? Zushio: I want to poop. Give me paper! No, paper is too precious. I'll go with the stick! LET'S GO, STICK! Sign: Stay gentle, even when things are hard! Mermaids Fuurai: My thanks, girl! Zushio: HEY, STICK! STICK! I GOTTA CRAP, STICK!! [We let him get away.] - Page 80 - Epilogue Fuurai: Hey, mermaids! Do you have any magical boxes of aging?! WHERE ARE YOU, MERMAIDS?! - MNiZ Chapter 3 End -