My Name is Zushio Volume 1 Chapter 5 - Page 105 - -000005- -Assault on the Full-Body Tights!- Girl: Your name is Poyo-chan! Poyo: Poyo? Girl: You always go "poyo poyo" so your name is Poyo-chan! Poyo: Poyo! Girl: You're okay with that, right Zushio? - Page 106 - Zushio: COME HERE, POYO! Poyo: PTUI! Hand: (splat) - Page 107 - Zushio: M-M-M-MY O-OWN B-B-BABY?!! (S... spit on his parent!!) Girl: Good job, Poyo-chan! (rub rub) When weirdos tell you to come, you musn't ever follow them. Zushio: I... I'M HIS MOTHER, I WENT THROUGH THE HORROR OF CHILDBIRTH TO...! Is it his rebellious stage? Girl: And anyone who walks around in the forest with no shirt and no shoes, calling himself royalty, is NOT normal. - Page 108 - [Lesson for the day, kids: Don't follow weird-lookin' people around!] Poyo: Poyo! Girl: I know it's early, but we should set up camp, Zushio! Zushio: What about the capital? Are we really going to the royal capital?? Girl: ...Zushio, give up on the whole restoration-of-the-royal-family thing. Zushio: WHAT ABOUT THE CAPITAL?! Girl: You stay around here, Poyo-chan. Don't go too far! Poyo: Poyooooooo... (nothing to do) Butterfly: (flap flap) Poyo: POYO! Poyoooooo! Poyooo! (it's getting away!) - Page 109 - Poyo: Poyo?! POYO?! (...who are these guys?! T-two forest creatures...?) Angels: (smile...) COME HERE. Poyo: POYO?! - Page 110 - Poyo: (Those two guys are weirdos...! NO! FULL ON FREAKS...) Angels: We are not weirdos. We are ANGELS. Poyo's Mouth: oh crap... Poyo: (I KNEW IT!) - Page 111 - Angels: ...ah! Goddess!! Goddess: Sigh... Poyo: (goddess?!) Goddess: Ahhaaaa... Poyo: THE CLAY FIGURINE KIND?! (kaha!) Goddess: COME HERE. Poyo: (FWOP!) (DRILLS?!!) (bubble bubble) Girl: What's that? - Page 112 - Angels: Today's hunt yielded: One baby monster. Poyo: (fwip fwip fwip fwip) Dropped Branches: CRAAAAAASH! Angels: What was that noise? - Page 113 - Girl: {POYO-CHAN GOT CAPTURED BY FULL-BODY TIGHTS!!} Mouth: Hakyaaaa! Girl: Y... you know, I heard there were weird tribes living in the mountains and stuff... But h... how could there be a tribe of Full-Body Tights this close?! (peek...) I... I can't save him! (Zushio!) This is ZUSHIO'S field of expertise!! - Page 114 - Zushio: CURSES! I DO NOT SEE THEM!! IT WAS THIS DIRECTION, CORRECT?! How dare they hunt my child...! DAMN THOSE TIGHTS!! Girl: D... don't call them tights! ...if I'd only called you right away, we could have chased them... But we've lost sight of them now...! Zushio: These are humans we're talking about, right...?! Girl: Uh... I think so! - Page 115 - Zushio: You could have just told them "That child is mine"! Girl: Oh... you're right... I can't believe you're scolding me for such a sound reason... (but they're the kind of people you don't want to talk to...) He is your child... I'm sorry... I'm really sorry! Zushio: You're soooo absent-minded! You food hogging LEOPARD PRINT!! Girl: SHUT UP, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY THAT TO ME!! (what do you mean, leopard print?!) Bottom: Leopard Print Girl: Be quiet, Zushio! I just heard something!! - Page 116 - Song: (the first month is January...) Girl: IT'S A SONG! It must be them! (yippee!) Zushio: ...have you heard that song before...? Girl: Huh? You've never heard it?! (clap! clap!) Song: The first month is January, so we can drink drink drink drink, we can drink the second month is... Girl: (clap! clap!) So they basically keep drinking until they reach December! Zushio: Oh, a drinking song! Girl: But it's the same song we would sing! So that means maybe we can actually reason with them! Zushio: Don't judge a book by its cover! Girl: Yeah! It's not like they'd kidnap us fellow humans and eat us or anything! (let's go!) - Page 117 - Angels: (CLAP!) (CLAP!) Poyo: Poyo. Song: The first month is January, so we can EAT PEOPLE Finger: One Finger Movement: Boing! Footnote: (Cannibalism = the act of eating human flesh) Song: CANNI-CANNI-CANNIBALISM CANNIBALISM THE SECOND MONTH IS FEBRUARY, SO WE CAN EAT PEOPLE CANNI-CANNI-CANNIBALISM, CANNIBALISM - Page 118 - Zushio: Hey!! Those are some snazzy garments! Well, let's go talk to... (they sure look cool) Girl: WAIT, ZUSHIO!! (listen to the song!) Thing on Zushio's Shoulder: Hand Zushio's Chest: (whomp whomp) Zushio: It's not like they're going to capture us and eat us. Hand: (SQUEEZE!) Girl: THEY'RE SINGING ABOUT EATING HUMANS ALL YEAR LONG!! Zushio: ...so the two of us walking up to them would be as stupid as putting topping on sushi, is what you're saying. Girl: No... isn't it normal to put topping on sushi...? (and sushi doesn't walk) Zushio: ...which means we have no choice but to take Poyo back? OKAY! I HAVE A PLAN!! Girl: NO! Your plans are always horrible! Things on Zushio: Hand (squeeze!) - Page 119 - Zushio: I AM POYO'S MOTHER!! (pissed...) Girl: {...I've never seen Zushio make that face before...! ...well, I was the one who lost sight of Poyo...} ...you're right. I'm sorry! I believe in you this time, Zushio!! Zushio: I'll go steal some tights, disguise myself as one of them, and rescue Poyo...! Girl: Wow! That's a perfectly normal plan!! {So is Zushio... just playing dumb...?!} Zushio: WATCH ME! - Page 120 - Song: THE TWELFTH MONTH IS DECEMBER, SO WE CAN EAT PEOPLE Angels: H... hey! What's that? Who are you? Zushio: (shhhhh) (shhhhh) - Page 121 - Zushio: (KAPOW!) Angels: (BLOOSH) Zushio: (FWT) Bowl: (SPLASH) Zushio: (ggggggg....) - Page 122 - Zushio: (take off)(take off) (shhhhhh) Angel: (CONK!) Zushio: Ouch! Girl: {...WHY THE HELL WAS HE SNEAKING AROUND, THEN?!} Angels: WHO IS THIS GUY?! bottom (what an idiot!) left (kick his ass!) Zushio: (I just, I just wanted to be an angel) (KICK)(KICK) Branch (held by girl): shiver shiver Girl: {...that's a relief! Zushio's just a TRUE MORON} (I won't get my hopes up anymore) Poyo: POYO?! (splash) - Page 123 - Angels: (CRACK)(SMASH)(POW) (hey, who the hell do you think you are, fool?!) (don't mess with us, we're angels!) Zushio: POYO!! POOOOOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Poyo: POYO! - Page 124 - Poyo: PTUI! Hand: (splat!) Poyo: ...as usual A BIG WEIRDO... Zushio: YOU... (spit again?!) YOU RUFFIAN!! (when did he go bad?!) Girl: ZU... ZUSHIO, ABOVE YOU!! (what is that?!) - Page 125 - Zushio: You! Angels: GODDESS!! {Her queenly, flowing hair, the kind smile at her lips... We are filled with love for our Goddess!} - Page 126 - Zushio: (haaaaaaa...) S... so beaut- Goddess: KILL!! Zushio's Shoulder: fshh... Goddess: That face. Could you be Prince Zushio?! Zushio: Yes. - Page 127 - Girl: WHAT?! ALL THESE PEOPLE... ARE YOUR FORMER SERVANTS WHO ESCAPED THE CASTLE?! Angel Girl: (Prince Zushio!) Zushio: (the angel look was my design) Yes! That lady there was my wet nurse, the head of my servants... Madam Chatarei! But because of her refined manner, EVERYONE CALLS HER GODDESS!! Angels: You'd grown so large we hardly recognized you, my Prince! (even though it's only been 6 months) (so sorry for kicking you hundreds of times) And to think this monster was your pet!! Poyo: POYO - Page 128 - Zushio: He's not my pet! He's the baby boy I gave birth to!! Angels: BIRTH?! (...he could do it...) Girl: Why were you singing about eating people...? Goddess: ...that was the princess' favorite parody song... we were singing it in remembrance of times past... Is the princess with you? Zushio: Nope, I shook her off. Mermaids: The Next Day [The journey I feared would claim my life was over...] Girl: ...where am I? ...oh yeah... I guess I'm gonna be living with the angels from now on! [Monsters, Dragon Kings, Mermaids, Tights] [Everything that happens with Zushio is unbelievable...] Girl: {But that's all...} Zushio: RIGHT! WE DEPART AT ONCE!! - Page 129 - Girl: Z... ZUSHIO?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN... Poyo: Poyo! Sign: Prince Zushio Send-off Party Angels (in between upper text bubbles): (bye bye!) Zushio: YES! I'M JUST GOING TO POP OUT FOR A BIT AND CONQUER THE WORLD!! My old friends are all scattered about and have no home to return to... IF I DON'T MAKE THEM ONE, THEN WHO WILL?! Cheer Squad: (YAAAAAY!) (We'll be rooting you on, your majesty! From a safe location, that is!!) Angels: (he's gonna die) (...yup! gonna die this time) Girl: Y... you're gonna go by yourself?! Zushio: Indeed! I have a PLAN!! Girl: DON'T TELL ME, YOUR PLAN IS... Mustache Guy: Current King Zushio: (shhhhhh) D... DID YOU READ MY MIND?! Thing on his Shoulder: Hand Crowd: ZUSHIO!! [Completely and totally unbelievable!!] - Page 130 - Epilogue Girl: ...you've never felt like giving up the angel look? Angel: Nope. - MNiZ Chapter 5 End -