My Name is Zushio
	 Volume 1
	  Chapter 6

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-Bomber Swallowed Whole-

Zushio: NNNNGGGNG!
	NGGGG!!

Girl: I asked you retainers to show Zushio
	that bringing the royal family back to power was impossible, but...

Angels: Prince...
	Do you want to revive the royal family?

Zushio: (nod!)

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Angel: HOW LONG WILL YOU CONTINUE THIS NONSENSE?!

Zushio hits head on: Rock

Zushio (middle of bottom panel): I'm gonna die...

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Zushio (dancing): Ehehehe...
	ahahaha...

Zushio: (in chair): *gasp*

Angels: HE'S AWAKE.
	WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY?

Zushio: Flower gardens?

Girl: ARE YOU REALLY ZUSHIO'S SERVANTS?!

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Girl: I wanted you to make him give up on this resurrection of the royal family thing...

Zushio: (ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)

Girl: But this is simply torture!

Angel: It is the greatest method of making one call that which is white, black...

Girl: ZUSHIO!
	You can't bring it all back...

Zushio: But if I don't...
	my...

<<Sister: Zushio...

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Zushio: MY SISTER...

Girl: {HE'S CRYING?!
	Is Zushio doing this for his sister's sake...?!}

Zushio: WILL COME TO KILL ME...

Sister: Zushio...
	(about Mach 3)

Girl: {SHE'S THREATENING HIM?!}
	Okay then, why don't we keep preparing for the royal comeback?
	Raise up necessary funds and stuff...
	(your retainers seem to be pretty ghetto, you know...)

Zushio: MONEY?

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Zushio: We do have our secret family treasure hidden away.

Girl: D...  Do you really?!

Angels: YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING, PUNK!!
	WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!

Zushio: (SPLASH SPLASH)
	Urp, gasp

Girl: JUST ASK HIM NORMALLY!!

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[3 days later]

Angel: We're here...
	this is the cave.

Banners: (top) Treasure Hunt Team
	(bottom) Sightseeing Team

Old Angel: So it's real...

Squinty Angel: (wowwwww)

Zushio: OKAY EVERYONE, LET'S GO!!  (hurry, hurry!)

Angel: There could be traps...

Girl: (splurt)

Angel: Should we let him go on ahead?

Zushio: I'M NOT AFRAID OF TRAPS heeee...  I'LL GO AHEAD AND CHECK IT OUT heeee...

Girl: HEY, ZUSHIO!!

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Girl: WAIT ZUSHIO!!

Poyo: Poyo!

Girl: WAIT AND CHECK FOR TRAPS BEFORE YOU WALK IN THERE!!

Zushio: FOOL!
	With my reflexes, the moment any arrow comes within my range of vision, I can dodge it easily!!
	(poink!)

Girl: Huh?!  I think I just heard the sound of arrows shooting...

Zushio: DON'T MOVE!!

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Zushio: ...it would appear the torch has gone out...

Girl: THE ARROWS STUCK RIGHT IN YOUR EYEBALLS!!  (AAAAAAAAH)
	S...  STOP MOVING AROUND!  (It's creepy!)
	I...  I'LL PULL THEM OUT!

Zushio: (what is this?)
	(what is this?)
	...I nearly lost my eyesight!

Girl: Not to mention your life...

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Girl: Dear lord, look at all the traps.
	Whoever made these had a grand old time doing it.

Footmarks: Stand here
Iron Maiden: For Torture Only
Pool: Drink Up

Zushio: These tricks are so easy to see through.
	(creeeeaak)

Girl: (Look at all the spikes...)

Zushio: This is no trap!
	(hmph)

Iron Maiden: For Torture Only

Girl: What is that torture device doing there?
	(pretty creepy...)
	GLUG GLUG

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Iron Maiden: For Torture Only

Zushio: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Girl: (BLOOSH)

Zushio: What an awful trap!!
	(I'm going home!)

Girl: cough cough
	(You made me shoot water out of my nose!)
	WHY DID YOU GET INSIDE IT?!

Zushio: HUH?!

Trapdoor: ZWOOP

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Cup: CRACK
Label: Ogre Wife

Angels: HUH?!
	The prince's favorite tea cup is broken?!
	Did something happen to him...?!
	Calm down, Ginji...!!
	Todo-san...
	If it's broken, we can just find another one...
	{I see...  if it's unusable, we can simply find a replacement!}
	You care for the prince so much, Ginji.
	Not as much as you, Todo-san...!
	...hey!
	Seems kinda scary that the tea cup split in half!!

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Girl: Heeeeey!
	Are you okay, Zushio?!

Zushio: My neck is broken, but I'm alright!

Girl: B...  broken neck!

Zushio: Aaaah, HERE'S the treasure!

Girl: Wh...  r...  really, Zushio?!

Zushio: Huuuh?  What's that wriggling over there?!
	W...  WHAT IS THAT?!  GYAAAAAAAAA!!

Sfx: CRACK!
	WHAM
	BLOP...

Girl: Zushio!!  What is it?!  What hap...

Sfx: CRINK
	BAM BAM BAM

Zushio: Rrrrg rrrrg!

Girl: WHAT'S DOWN THERE?!

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Rope: Squeeze

Girl: ...okay, I'm coming down to help you.
	(oh well)

Zushio: Thanks a bunch, it's really hard to see down here.

Girl: Where are you, Zushio?

Zushio: Right here!

Snake: hssssss

Poyo: POYO!

Girl: AAAAH...
	A WHITE SNAKE!!

Snake: flick flick

Zushio: Really?  There is?

Snake: hsssss

Girl: We'll just carefully make our way around it...

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Zushio: Come onnn, hurry up.
	It's hard to breathe in here.

Snake: (white snake)

Girl: DON'T TALK TO ME FROM INSIDE THE SNAKE!!

Zushio: (HUH?!)

Girl: HUH?!
	T...  THE TREASURE!!

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Girl: WHA?!
	WA...
	WAAAAAAAH!!

Zushio: W...  what?!  What's there?!

Girl: WAAAAAAAAH!!

Tears: (stream)

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Angels: Heeey!
	(we came to check it out...)

Girl: Look retainers, there's a monster...!!

Serpent: hssss

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Angel: YOU MONSTROUS FREAK!!

Girl: THAT'S ZUSHIO!!
	KYAAAAA!!

Angel: WE ARE
	ANGELS.

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Angel: CUPID ASSAULT ARROW!!!!!

Girl: WOW!!
	He pushed the serpent back with that arrow!

Angel: ANGEL NIRVANA!!!!!

Girl: STOP THAT!!

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Girl: (this is so gross)

Angel: DIE, YOU FILTHY BASTARD!!
	OH, PRINCE!

Zushio: (bleh)
	ALL RIGHT, WHO HIT ME?

Angels: Not now, my prince, there's a monster!!
	I'm keeping it in check with my arrows, you guys run away now.

Zushio: (c'mon, who was it?)

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Zushio: Why in blazes should I run in fear from one wiggly little snake?!  (taha!)

Angel: OKAY THEN, YOU HANDLE IT.  (zoom!)

Angel: Here, prince!  Your favorite explosives!

Dynamite: (fssssss)

Zushio: Yay.

Girl: Zushio!  Cut it out and let's scram!!

Zushio: When we get back, we'll eat some eel together!
	LET'S GO, WIGGLES!!

Serpent: Chomp!

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Zushio's Box: EEL

Girl: ZUSHIOOOOO!!

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Angels: THE TREASURE HUNT TEAM
	BROUGHT BACK THE TREASURE!!

Guys in middle: (it'll take about 10 round trips)
	LOOKY WHAT WE FOUND!!

Angels: I've never seen such treasure before in my life!
	We're gonna party tonight!!

Zushio's Box: Fried Eel

[Zushio chewed on his fried eel for 3 whole hours.]

Girls: What was that?
	There was fried eel on top of its knees...

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Epilogue

Zushio: ...I have nothing left but vast mounds of gold...
	Would anyone be so kind as to take care of me?

Girl: (...you could ask a little more normally!)

 - MNiZ Chapter 6 End -