My Name Is Zushio
	 Volume 4
	  Prologue

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-Special Bit-
-Prologue Manga-

Robot: Hi, everyone!
	I'm the manga-loving robot!
	Let's all take a look at this manga today!

Book Cover: MNIZ

(Note: The book cover says MNIZ in all subsequent pages of this little chapter.)

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Robot: ...manga is so easy to read because of the composition of art and language!
	Once you start, it's a nonstop adventure of love and excitement!
	It's so much FUN TO READ!
	So anyways, this particular manga is apparently a "gag fantasy"...

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Robot: ...pfft!
	You know what happens a lot?
	Authors think, just because it's a "gag" manga,
	they can pass off any kind of stupid joke in the name of "surrealism."
	Or they think, just because it's "fantasy,"
	they can flood the reader with a bunch of stupid background information that isn't very persuasive.
	But I'm sure we won't find that in HERE!
	Now, let's read Zushio!
	(flip...  flip...)

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Robot: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS STEAMING LOAD OF HORSE CRAP?!

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Robot: They broke every single rule in the book!!

Book: (heeheeheehee)(heeheeheehee)

Flap on bottom: Sponsored by Ministry of Education

Robot: What was with that stupid Goddess and the people dressed in tights in volumes 1 and 2...?
	And nobody seems to take Zushio's position as a royal prince seriously!!
	As a lover of manga...
	I cannot recommend this train wreck to anyone!!
	Wha...?!  Who are you guys?!
	T-this is censorship of free speech!!
	L...  LET ME GO!!
	(damn!)(shit!)
	CURSES!!

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Robot: Hi, everyone!
	(clunk clunk)
	It's me, the super magna-loving robot?

Ruriie: (S...  someone clearly poked around inside his head...)

Robot: We're going to read this magna called "My Name Is Zushio" today?

Ruriie: There's nothing wrong with him, is there?

Book: MNIZ
	Sponsored by Ministry of Education

Robot: YAYAYA?!

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Robot: WHAT IS THIS SUPER AWESOME MAGNAAAA?!  (gaaan)

Ruriie: (waah)

Robot: Prince Zushio, always positive even after losing his country!
	Princess Anju, always watching over the prince!

Anju is holding: Tree

Robot: And most of all, the gallant man-woman, Ruriie!
	WHAT A GREAT MAGNA!

Ruriie: (stop lying!)

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Robot: OH!
	Is this magna telling us to overcome any adversity we face in our own lives?!
	B...
	BULLSHIT!
	(fizzzz)

Ruriie: (smoke?!)

Robot: Don't be fooled, kids!
	(pop pop)
	Quick, while I still have my sanity!
	CLOSE THE BOOK!

 - MNIZ Volume 4 Prologue End -