One Piece
	 Volume 16 : Inherited Will
	  Chapter 142
	   Skull, Crossbones and Sakura

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Jango's Dance Paradise Vol.13 "Jango Thoughtlessly Enters the Dance Contest"

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Hiruluk: What?!  You can talk?!!  Why didn't you say anything for three whole days?!!

Chopper: I thought you wouldn't like me if I talked...  When I tried to talk to humans before...  I got shot.  It's weird for a reindeer
	to be able to talk.

Hiruluk: Who cares if you can talk, Chopper?  Big deal.  I can talk, and a hell of a lot better than you can, too.
	Huh?!  AAAAH!!  RUN, CHOPPER!!
	IT'S GONNA EXPLOOOOOOODE!!!

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Hiruluk: Whew, that was a close one...  I guess I failed again!!  Hey, you okay...?!
	Eh eh...  I guess you were okay from the start!!  Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh!!  Eh eh eh eh eh eh.

Chopper: Why did you call me Chopper?

Hiruluk: Tony-Tony Chopper.  You're a reindeer...  you got antlers that look so strong they could chop down a tree.
	It's a good name, huh?  I'll call you that from now on...!!

Chopper: Chopper...!!  Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh!!

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Wapol: MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  What kind of laws shall I write today?!!

Chess: What is it, Dalton?  You've been acting strange ever since the "Reverie" meeting of nations.

Dalton: Chess...  Kuromarimo...

[Leader of the Drum Kingdom Armed Guard]
[Dalton]

Dalton: Do you suppose the day will ever come when this country goes back to the way the old Drum Kingdom used to be...?  As time goes on,
	the rift between us and the citizens only grows wider.

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Kuromarimo: Shit, why do you always have to come up with the most difficult things to think about?
	C'mon, drink up.

[Drum Kingdom Magistrate]
[Kuromarimo]

[Drum Kingdom Head-of-Staff]
[Chess]

Chess: This is how a "country" works, Dalton.  Wapol-sama only runs this land slightly different than the kings of old.  Those people who
	escape the rule of what we call a "country" have been effectively thrown into a jungle.  They have thrown their lives away in an 
	instant, like rabbits.  By keeping the populace under a strict rule, Wapol-sama is actually protecting them from this fate.

Kuromarimo: Yeah, exactly!!  Drink up!!

Dalton: Rule...?  The other day...  when I escorted Wapol-sama to the "Reverie"...  I met a young girl.

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[Mariejois Holy Land]

<<Speaker: The revolutionary, "Dragon"...  His thoughts are dangerous...  In 5 or 6 years, he will be a large thorn in the side of the 
	governments of the world.

<<Wapol: Bah!!  What a load of crap!!  That don't got nothin' to do with my country!!  I ain't runnin' a kingdom where this "revolutionary"
	is gonna give me any trouble!!

[The King of Drum]
[Wapol]

<<Wapol: Don't give my country any trouble.  If you wanna catch him, you better do it yourself.

[The King of Alabasta]
[Nefertari Cobra]

<<Cobra: Wapol!!  Damn you, you self-centered lout!!!  What do you think the "Reverie" is for?!!

<<Wapol: Bwaaaaaah!!!  Rr...  Nefertari... Cobra!!!

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<<Wapol: Hah...!!  They all got sticks up their asses...!!  Huh?  Hey, that's...
	OOPS!!!  MY HAND SLIPPED!!!

<<Vivi: Ow!!

<<Dalton: WAPOL-SAMA?!!

<<Wapol: Mahahaha, pardon me.  Was that the princess of Alabasta?  I feel sorry for you, being the daughter of such a worthless king!

<<Igaram: VIVI-SAMA!!  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!!  WHY YOU...

<<Vivi: Stop, Igaram!!
	It's okay.  I'm sorry for running into you.

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<<Wapol: Huh?!

<<Dalton: {What a child...!!  After this year's "Reverie" all the world leaders are itching for an excuse to pull the trigger and start a 
	war.
	Did she bear it because she knew that...?  To understand politics already at that age...  I bow my head in respect.}

<<Wapol: Pah!!  Annoying little bitch!!  We're leaving, Dalton!!

<<Dalton: Forgive us.

<<Vivi: Waaaaaaaaaahh!!

<<Igaram: You were so very strong, Vivi-sama...

Dalton: The princess of Alabasta is only 10 years old, but already she can feel for her country...

Chess: Feel for her country?!  Hey, open your eyes, Dalton!!  Politics doesn't need heart!!

Kuromarimo: Yeah, what's important is system.  C'mon, drink up.

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Hiruluk: So you and I...  we're both on the run.  We both have the same problems.  We're like outcasts!
	But you can't blame those humans.
	This country is "sick" right now.  The people, the king, the government...  their hearts are afflicted.
	People say "there's no cure for a sick country", but they're wrong.

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Hiruluk: Listen, Chopper.  This is a true story!!  In a far off country to the west...  there was a great thief.  He carried a grievous
	illness in his heart...  But to his good fortune, he had lots of money...  He visited every single doctor there was to have it 
	treated.  But not one of them could heal him.  It was an "incurable disease".  When he was told he was going to die, he grew
	irritated and stomped off.  He came to a mountain, where he saw a such a beautiful sight that it took his breath away...
	What do you think it was?
	SAKURA.  HE SAW BEAUTIFUL BRIGHT SAKURA ALL OVER THE MOUNTAIN...!!!

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Hiruluk: When he went back and saw a doctor, he was shocked...  this is what he was told.
	"You seem to be perfectly healthy."  He was healed!!
	IT WAS A "MIRACLE"...!!!  An absolute "miracle"!!  Don't you see?!  It was amazing medicine.  He was so moved that it changed 
	something in his body.  The disease that he was told would never go away, went away after all!  Isn't that amazing?!
	It means there's no disease in the world that can't be cured!!  No matter what anyone says about me, I will be the doctor to cure
	this country!!  This skull and crossbones will take care of all diseases!!!

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Chopper: Skull and bones...

Hiruluk: Exactly!!  This means that nothing is impossible.  IT'S A SYMBOL OF "FAITH"!!!
	I live by this flag, and fight like a pirate!!

Chopper: What's a pirate...?!

Hiruluk: Yeah, there's tons of those guys on the ocean.  Someday, you'll go there too!!  Then you'll see what trifling things your 
	problems are!!

Chopper: Really...?

Hiruluk: Yeah, really.  From the rest of the world, this island looks like this!!

Chopper: Really?!

Hiruluk: Yeah, even smaller!!  This country's like this!!

Chopper: Really?!

Hiruluk: Really!!

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Hiruluk: Hey Chopper, go back inside and sleep!!  You never know when an injured person's wounds will open up.

Chopper: They won't.

Hiruluk: It's the wounds that decide whether to open or not, not you!!
	I heard there's a patient in Robere.  I have to go save him.

Chopper: I'll help.  Hehehehe...

Hiruluk: I dunno about that...

Guards: What's going on?  It seems like we've been losing guards lately.
	Oh, that's cause...  they're goin' on "mushroom hunts" for the Isshies 20...
	Mushrooms?!
	Yeah, I guess there's some kind of mushroom on the island which they think might be useful in treating all kinds of sicknesses.

Chopper: Mushroom?

Hiruluk: That's perfect.  It makes great circumstances for me to do my work.
	Let's go, Chopper!!  My patient is waiting.

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Villager: GET OUTTA HERE, YA QUACK!!!

Hiruluk: Damn, I thought the lizard's eye would work...!!
	Don't be such a tightwad, ya rich bastard!!

Villager: HIRULUK STOLE OUR MONEY!!!

Hiruluk: IT'S THE GUARDS!!!
	Chopper, let's do a "decoy plan"!!!

Chopper: What's that?
	Aaaaaaaahhh!!

Hiruluk: TAKE CARE!!!

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Hiruluk: I TOLDJA NOT TO FOLLOW ME, YA DUMBSHIT, SO THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!!!

Chopper: Are doctors supposed to kick their patients, you jerk?!!  I could have died!!

Hiruluk: Go ahead and die, for all I care!  You were about to die once already!!  You stupid blue-nose-

Chopper: DON'T CALL ME BLUE-NOSE!!!
	Doctor.

Hiruluk: Uh?

Chopper: This is the first fight I ever had.

Hiruluk: Eh eh eh...  That's right, you need a partner for one of those...  then this'll be a first for you too...
	A present...  and reconciliation...
	Awww, whuzzat, you gonna cry again, you stupid reindeer?

Chopper: I'M NOT CRYING!!!

Hiruluk: HEY, IT'S NOT FAIR IF YOU TURN BIG LIKE THAT!!!

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[One year later]

Hiruluk: You're healed, after one full year.  Now your treatment is over, Chopper.

Chopper: Yeah.  Thanks, doctor.

Hiruluk: Then...  stay healthy now...  congratulations on your recovery.

Chopper: Huh?

Hiruluk: Your wounds are better now...!!  Do I still have to take care of you?
	You can live however you want now.  Now get out.  I'm busy with my research.

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Chopper: DOCTOR!!!  I WON'T CAUSE YOU ANY MORE TROUBLE!!  JUST LET ME BACK INSIDE!!!
	DOCTOR!!!  I'LL GIVE YOU BACKRUBS EVERY DAY!!!  I'LL SERVE YOU TEA AND DO ALL THE CLEANING!!!  JUST PLEASE!!  LET ME IN!!!
	I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!!!  I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE ELSE TO GO!!!  DOCTOR!!!
	DOCTOR!!!
	DOCTOR!!!

Hiruluk: Chopper...?!

Chopper: LOOK, DOCTOR!!!  I hurt myself.

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*gunshot*

Chopper: Why, doctor...?!!

Hiruluk: LEAVE!!!  GO TO THE SEA, GO ANYWHERE!!!  JUST DON'T EVER COME BACK HERE!!!

Chopper: Waaaaaaaahhhhh!!

Hiruluk: Forgive me, Chopper...!!!!

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One Piece Great Name Introduction!!  Number 18

(Page 69 from Volume 17.)

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