One Piece Volume 26 : Adventure on God's Island Chapter 246 Satori, Priest of the Wandering Forest - Page 172 - Chapter 246 - Satori, Priest of the Wandering Forest - Page 173 - - Page 174 - - Page 175 - Priest A: Class 2 crimes... Do they know nothing of God...? Priest B: Choose your ordeal... And we shall show you that... Priest C: Crime is to live in ignorance. Priest D: The way to tranquility does not lie in divine justice... - Page 176 - Priests: "SWAMP"!!! "STEEL"!!! "STRING"!!! "SPHERE"!!! You can choose only one!! Usopp: What should we do...?!! Luffy: Okay!! Let's go in "Sphere"!! Doesn't that one sound fun? Sanji: They're ORDEALS, none of them are fun!! Usopp: Hold on... I like "Sphere", too!! It's the only one that doesn't sound violent. ...I guess. Sanji: Okay!! Then it's settled...!! Just keep your guard up! We're on the island of God, ten thousand meters in the air!! Anything could happen!! - Page 177 - Crew: LET'S GO!!! ORYAAAH!! Sanji: Hey, don't close your eyes now, helmsman! Usopp: Yeah... but I still can't see anything when they're open... Luffy: Oh... hey, you know what this reminds me of? Sanji: Hm?! What? Luffy: You know how there were four entrances? One of them's gotta be the "you win" one, and another one's the "you lose" one! Usopp: HUH?! Wait a minute, why are you mentioning that now?! What if this is a losing one?! Luffy: ...hmmm, if we lose... probably like, fall off of Sky Island or something. Usopp: HELL NO, I don't wanna do that!! It's TEN THOUSAND meters to the Blue Sea below!!! You know how many times your life will flash before your eyes until you get to the bottom?! Sanji: Would you guys shut up and quit acting stupid...? - Page 178 - Sanji: There's no way that could... Crew: HUH?! WHAT?? NO WAY!!! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!!! WHAAT?? - Page 179 - Usopp: Hahh... hahh...!! ...hahh!!! W... we're alive...!! I thought we were really... falling 10,000 meters...!!! Sanji: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SPOUTING THAT CRAP AT THE WRONG TIME, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!! Luffy: Ahahahahahaha!! Aaaaaah, that was scary!! I thought we were goners! Sanji: So what is this place...? Luffy: Balls!! "Spheres"!!! - Page 180 - Sanji: They're little spheres of land clouds... Luffy: Hahaha! Awesome!! It's like huge snow!! Sanji: And the Milky Road is going up into the trees... Luffy: ...what's so ordealy about this...?! Sanji: ...I dunno. We're lucky if nothing happens here, but I seriously doubt that. Luffy: Maybe we picked the right one! Maybe if we picked any of the other ones we would be in deep shit by now. - Page 181 - Usopp: Ohh... ohh...!! Maybe you're right. Luffy: I am, huh?! Sanji: Idiots. Keep your guard up. They're not going to give criminals a free ride!! Think about it. There might be some trick like last time... Pay close attention... and let's just keep moving forward... Usopp & Luffy: I'm thirsty, let's drink tea. Oh! Good idea. Open up the rice crackers in your bag. Ahhh, wonderful. Sanji: HEY!!! Usopp: We can't have one sky cracker? Sanji: NO!!! Listen!! I'll steer!! You guys carefully watch right and left!!! Luffy: Whoa!! When did we get so damn high...?! Sanji: {...this is odd... they said there were four priests. So I figured each of the four entrances would lead to one of them... Was I wrong...?!} Luffy: Heads up, Usopp! Pass!! Usopp: All right, all right, I got it... Sanji: I SAID WATCH!!! - Page 182 - Snake: SHAAAAAA!!! Luffy: HUHHH?!! Usopp: GYAAAAAAAAH!!! Sanji: Wha...!! A snake?!! Usopp: EEEEEEP!!! Luffy: You jerk!! Get outta here!!! Hahh... hahh... that was scary. But why? Usopp: HEY SANJI, IN FRONT!! A CLOUD!!! KICK THAT THING FAR FAR AWAY!!! - Page 183 - Sanji: SHIT...!!! Are all these things snake nests?!! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THESE BALLS?!! Voice: Hoohoho!! It's fun to see what will come out. They're called "Surprise Clouds". Usopp: WHO IS THAT?!! - Page 184 - [Skypiea Priest] ["Satori of the Forest"] Satori: Hohhohoo!! Bellybutton!!! Thank you for choosing my "Ordeal of Spheres". Hohhohoo!! Luffy: YOU'RE "Ordeal of Sphere"?!! You're Sphere?!! Satori: Hohhohooo!! Hohooo!! Sanji: QUIT DANCING!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!! - Page 185 - Usopp: ...he looks surprisingly stupid... Sanji: THAT'S a priest...?! HEY, TUBBY!!! NAMI-SAN AND THE OTHERS BETTER BE ALL RIGHT!!! Satori: ...the sacrifices? I don't know. They'll die if we leave them alone... even if they get lucky and escape, they'll die either way... Sanji: WHAT?!! Satori: You should be worried about yourselves. To put it straight, you're going to have to defeat me before you go any further. HOHOO! Usopp: H-!! ...HERE HE COMES, LUFFY!! GET HIM!! KICK HIS ASS!!! Luffy: RIGHT!! I'LL KNOCK HIM OUTTA THE SKY!!! Satori: Hoo. You can stretch...!! Luffy: GOMU GOMU... HUH? - Page 186 - Luffy: "PISTOL"... Satori: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! - Page 187 - Sanji: LUFFY?!! Usopp: WHAT?! HUH?!! LUFFY?!! You're okay, right?!! Normal blows shouldn't hurt you!! Satori: Blow...? Not quite...!! - Page 188 - Sanji: WHAT'S DIFFERENT?!! Satori: Hohhoo...!! High kick with the right leg... Sanji: "COLLIER"... (Neck) WHAT?!! Satori: "MANTRA" is the power gifted only to practioners of the arts. Sanji: {Impossible... he predicted my actions...?!!} Satori: AIIIIIIIIIIII!!! - Page 189 - Usopp: AH!! ...AAAAH!! SANJI!!! Satori: It's not a blow... "IMPACT"!!! The shock destroys your body from the "frame"!!! Usopp: Gwah...!!! Sanji: ...ugh... Luffy: SHIT!!! SANJI!! USOPP!! Cough-! - Page 190 - Usopp: ...gahof! Sanji: ...crazy bastard... what did he...?! Luffy: I have no idea... it's totally unfamiliar to me!!! Satori: HOO!! HOHOOOO!! MY NAME IS "SATORI"!!! I AM ONE OF THE PRIESTS SERVING THE ALMIGHTY GOD ENER!!! I CONTROL THE VEARTH OF THE "WANDERING FOREST"!! Luffy: Wandering Forest? Satori: Yes. That's where we are... - Page 191 - Satori: And it will be your boat that does the wandering!! Luffy: AAAH!! THE SHIP'S MOVING ON ITS OWN!!! Satori: Now the ship will aimlessly travel the Milky Roads of this forest... And eventually make its way out of the only exit. Needless to say, losing your Dial ship is equivalent to losing the way to the Sacrificial Altar. You must get to your ship and board it before that happens. Of course, the numerous Surprise Clouds here and myself will not allow that to happen... WELCOME TO UPPERYARD, THE FORBIDDEN HOLY LAND... HOOO!!! THE PROBABILITY OF SURVIVING THE WANDERING FOREST IS 10%!! THE ORDEAL OF SPHERES!!! - Chapter 246 Owari - - Page 192 - Usopp Gallery Pirates Usopp: Welcome!! Put your heart into it!! Let's go!! Usopp Gallery Pirates!!! - Volume 26 Kan -