One Piece
	 Volume 28 : Wiper the Berserker
	  Chapter 256
	   Wiper the Berserker

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Wapol's Omnivorous Banzai Vol.18 "Discovery!!  The New Alloy, Wapometal"

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<<Wiper: He's here again...?!!
	LEAVE, YOU OLD SACK OF BONES!!!

<<Chief: Stop, Wiper!!!  Gan Forr's here to NEGOTIATE!!!

<<Wiper: NEGOTIATE WHAT?!!
	Move, Chief.
	What makes you think we're going to allow you two to find common ground in your old age?!!
	Listen, Gan Forr!!  We're not letting you gain a single inch!!!

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<<Wiper: If you think this war is meaningless, then give it all back!!!!
	Don't you even understand what you've done to Shandia, generation after generation?!!
	How can we "co-exist" NOW?!!

<<Gan Forr: I cannot give everything back.
	Skypiea can no longer do without the power of Upperyard's Vearth.
	Its blessings are enjoyed by all.
	I cannot take them away from those who are innocent...!!!

<<Wiper: YOU CALL SKY PEOPLE...  INNOCENT?!!
	Maybe you can think that way because they live in peace!!!
	Why don't we bring them into the fight along with your "Holy Guard"!!!

<<Holy Guard: ...what?!  No...!!!

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<<Wiper: IF YOU WANT TO ERASE YOUR CRIMES, TAKE A RISK!!!
	Bring me the heads of 100 people who don't wish to die!!!

<<Gan Forr: I CANNOT DO THAT!!!

<<Wiper: THEN THE NEGOTIATIONS ARE OFF!!!!
	Leave now, if you still want that head attached to your shoulders!!!

<<Gan Forr: Wait, Wiper!!!

<<Wiper: ...don't call out my name like that...

<<Gan Forr: I...

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<<Gan Forr: I LOVE THE TASTE...
	OF PUMPKIN JUICE!!!

<<Wiper: YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!

<<Chief: Wait, Wiper!!!
	What are you all doing?!!  Hold Wiper back!!!
	Kamakiri!!
	Braham!!!

<<Aisa: Waaaaaah!!

<<Laki: Aisa sure cries a lot...
	Doesn't she...?

<<Mother: Yes, whenever anything scary happens in the village...
	She always starts crying, always...

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<<Laki: Wiper's fault...?

<<Mother: Hmm...  maybe...  it's true that he's always at the heart of every quarrel and fight in the village.
	What makes you think so?

<<Laki: I'm afraid of him...  too...
	He's simply...
	...berserk.

Laki: Huh...?

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Laki: "Vearth"...!!
	WIPER!!!
	That's Aisa's treasu...

Braham: Stop.

Laki: Braham...!!

Wiper: Don't think we'll ever get another chance.
	We cannot let this opportunity get away!!!
	Anyone of you who cannot handle this, stay here.
	I won't blame you.

Warrior: Handle it...?  Oh come on, Wiper, we've all been ready for this...

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Wiper: ARE YOU PREPARED TO ABANDON
	THOSE WHO FALL ALONG THE WAY?
	ONLY THOSE WHO WOULD STEP OVER THEIR BRETHREN
	TO CONTINUE ALONG THE WAY, COME WITH ME!!!
	I WILL HAVE
	ENER'S HEAD TODAY.

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[The Shrine of God]

Ener: I assume they're already down there...

Priest: Yes...  they are all in place...
	With three priests starting their "ordeals",
	and Yama with his 50 holy guardsmen...  this will be all-out war...
	God...  it is necessary for these preparations to be so severe?
	It's only Shandia
	and a few Blue Sea Folk...

Ener: Yahahahaha!!  Festivals are fun when they're more lively...
	And besides...
	you're not giving enough thought
	to the awesome might of "Sky Battles"!!!

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Priest: Might?

Ener: That's right...  I'll show you right now...
	Yahahahaha...
	Banana please.
	...now...  in terms of men, we have...  50 soldiers and...  3 priests.
	Including me, that makes 54...  There are 20 Shandians heading here now.
	There are 4 Blue Sea Folk inside the forest,
	and 4 are escaping...  no, 3.  The old man can't fight anymore...
	81 in total!!  ...now this becomes a battle of survival, yahahaha!!
	Take a guess...  how many people will it be down to in 3 hours?!

Priest: ...you always turn it into games like this...

Ener: Oh, come on!  Just take a guess.

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Woman: Huh?!  M...  me?  B-but...
	I wouldn't know anything about...  things like that...

Ener: Whaaat?  Sheesh...
	You sure are boring...
	You just have to guess.
	Fine, you!  Try me.

Priest: Er...
	...well, without even considering the 3 priests...
	Our 50 warriors are powerful...  I find it hard to believe they would fall,
	but our enemies can stand toe-to-toe with the priests, so...  after 3 hours...
	I'd say 30 will fall...  leaving 50 left.

Ener: Yahahahahaha...!!
	I see...  50, huh...?
	Don't you find that a little high?
	You don't see how dangerous this battle will be.

Priest: ...then what are your thoughts, God...?

Ener: Okay...  I'll give you the EXACT answer.
	In 3 hours, out of the 81 people standing on this island, there will be...

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Ener: 5 PEOPLE LEFT.

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Warriors: HUH?!
	What the?

Braham: HUH?!!
	I CAN'T MOVE MY BODY!!!

Sfx: *STOP*

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Shura: ...welcome, Shandians... you're looking nice and pathetic.

Fuza: Kukakakaka!!!

Shura: Forgive the rough treatment, okay...?

Kamakiri: SHURA!!!

Shura: ...yeah, yeah.  Don't worry, I know my own name, thank you very much.
	Kahahahahaha...
	...I've got some bad news for you gentlemen...
	Upperyard has changed entirely, overnight.

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Shura: You cannot move...  your chances of survival are 3%...!!
	THE "ORDEAL OF STRING"!!!

Warriors: ORDEAL?!

Shura: I suppose it's too late to tell you to be careful...

Kamakiri: ...STRING CLOUDS!

Shura: Yes...  well spotted.  The string clouds in my area
	are thin enough to be invisible and light enough to be unnoticable when touched,
	but when bunched together are strong enough to keep a strong man from moving an inch.
	And you've been dragging them with you ever since you came onto the island.
	Look at your bodies, they're covered with string...!!  You've really dug your own graves, boys!
	Kahahahaha...!!!
	ALL
	EXCEPT ONE!!!

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Shura: Let's go, Fuza!!!

Fuza: Kukakakakaka!!!

Warrior: WIPER!!!

Shura: DON'T THINK YOU CAN STAND UP TO ME IN MIDAIR!!!!

Kamakiri: Look out!!!  It's his "Heat Javelin"!!!

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Shura: Why did you throw away your gun and shield?!!
	Are you insane...?!!

Wiper: Here we go...  assuming one shoulder is good enough...!!!

Shura: An "Impact"?!!  That's not enough to...

Wiper: No, it's TEN TIMES the energy!!!
	"REJECT"!!!!

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[Upperyard Survival: 1 down]
[80 left]

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SBS Corner

D: Hello, Oda-sensei.  Please, listen to my dream.  Because of One Piece, I've found the desire to become an animator.  And so-!!  Please
	allow me to say THE WORDS, knowing my great desire!  Please!!!  Here we go...  "All you One Piece readers!"
	"START THE SBS!!"
	Ahhh, I finally said it...  thank you very much.  (by octopus girl)
O: Fnng!! ...nng!! ...daa!!!  ...hahh, hahh...  Wow, that was a close one...  I almost couldn't get my finger out of my nose.  Please,
	everyone, be careful not to stick your finger too far up your nose!  Well, since the SBS seems to have started without me, let's
	go!

D: Oda Eiichiro-sama, I have great respect for you...  (no, really)...  so I have one question.  Just one little question.  May I ask 
	you?  Huh?!  I can?!  Yay!!  Very well, I will ask with nary a hairy of regret.(?)
	WHAT SPECIES ARE YOU?
O: I'M A HUMAN, MORON.  NEXT!!

D: Hullo!!  I have thought up a brand new move for Luffy.  I'm going to try it on you now, Odacchi, so just sit back and take it.
	GOMU GOMU GOMUUUUUU!!  How was that?
	pen name: Grampa
O: Whoa, you really got me...  hmmmmmmmmm, it was kinda RUBBERY!
	Yep.  I suppose...  that was all right, I guess.  Moving on.

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