One Piece Volume 33 : Davy Back Fight!! Chapter 306 Donut Race!! - Page 7 - Chapter 306 - Donut Race!! - Page 8 - Luffy: What, Usopp?!! Usopp: Don't play his game!!! Foxy: Hoi hoi hoi hoi!! Fweh fweh!! I don't think so, Straw Hat Luffy!! I heard you!!! You said you'd accept my proposal!!! Didn't he, Porche?!! Porche: Yes, Boss!! I heard him, too!! You guys can't back out of the deal now!! Hamburg: Pfft!! Pfft!! Pffpffpffpfft...!! You can't. - Page 9 - Foxy: Or what? You know a man can't go back on his WORD. Luffy: HELL NO!!! Usopp: STOP FALLING FOR IT!!! Luffy: But that horse...!!! Tonjit: Shelly... Chopper: Don't worry, she'll be fine in no time. Shelly: Neigh... Tonjit: MOVE IT, BOYS!!! I'LL GIVE THEM A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE!!! Usopp: No!! Tonjit: Shelly waited for me down on the ground for TEN YEARS!!! Shelly: Neigh...!! Chopper: Hold on, I'll get that bullet out! Luffy: WAIT! Don't!! They're PIRATES!!! - Page 10 - Nami: "Davy Back Fight"? Crew: That's right. The battle begins the moment both ship captains agree to it. At this very moment, our captain is probably propositioning your captain, Monkey D. Luffy, to play the game...!! - Page 11 - Zoro: Propositioning...? What the hell is that? I call it "challenging to a fight"!! Sanji: Don't you know what that is? It's not a fight. "Davy Back Fight" is a pirate's GAME. Robin: That's right. The game originated long ago on "Pirate Island," the legendary pirate paradise that is said to exist somewhere on the sea... It was a way to gain a better crew by simply stealing it from another pirate. Nami: Pirates stealing from pirates...? Robin: Yes. Crew: I'm surprised you've been pirating without having heard of it. DAVY BACK FIGHT IS A BATTLE FOR MANPOWER!!! WHAT WE WANT IS A THREE-COIN GAME!! A THREE-PART CHALLENGE!!! - Page 12 - Crew: The winner of each game gets to choose whatever crewmembers he wants from the other ship!! And the crewmembers he wins have to claim allegiance to their new captain!! By swearing to Davy Jones at the bottom of the sea!!! Nami: If you lose... your crew is taken away?! Crew: AYE!! And if the crew doesn't have any worthwhile members, you can even take away the life of the ship, its Jolly Roger. Sanji: You're wagering your companions and your pride. Succeed, and your strength can be multiplied... fail, and what you lose will be immense... A tasteless game...!!! Nami: Then... you think that ship we saw without any leadership... No sail, no captain... - Page 13 - Crew: Oho... so, you ran across the Fanged Toad Pirates, eh? That ship was just prey for the game!! Look!! These are our new members!! WOOO!! FOXY PIRATES FOR LIFE!! Hell, I was the former captain!! Former doctor. Former navigator!! Former shipwright!! We played "three-coin" five times, and they lost every single one!! Look, we got fourteen new members and a flag!! After all the members transferred, we're basically as tough as both crews put together. Yeah!! Gyahahaha. Nami: ...THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!! THERE'S NO WAY THAT WE'RE GOING TO ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSITION!!! - Page 14 - Crew: Stupid girl!! That's not something the crews decide!! It's all up to the two captains!! Cry and scream all you want, if your captain Monkey D. Luffy says so, you're all going to be participants in the game!!! Sanji: They're right, Nami-san... it's an unwritten law in the pirating world...!! Try to sneak your way out of it, and you'll be shamed for life!! Nami: Who cares about a little embarrassment?! - Page 15 - Zoro: I'd rather die than suffer any dishonor. Sanji: Ditto. Nami: What the hell is wrong with you two?! Robin: Forget about it... that's what men are like... Nami: FINE!! Then we have to stop Luffy!!! Crew: Don't waste your time. When both captains fire pistols at the same time, that's the signal that the game will begin!! Just wait for it... Nami: HUH?!! - Page 16 - Nami: HE JUST...!!! Sanji: Here we go... Zoro: Just what I wanted... Robin: This should be fun... Crew: THE GAME HAS BEEN ACCEPTED!!! Foxy: FWEHHHH FWEH FWEH FWEHHH!!! Usopp: You IDIOT!!! Luffy: Boof!! Usopp: IDIOT!!! Luffy: Pwueh!! Usopp: IDIOT!!! Luffy: Abw!! - Page 17 - Usopp: WHY DID YOU ACCEPT?! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW HORRIBLE THIS GAME COULD BE- Luffy: DOEsn't MATter IF I doN'T Lose...!!! Foxy: So, you've officially accepted the challenge!!! Luffy: YEAH!! I'm gonna whoop your ASS!! Foxy: Fweh fweh!! We'll see about that! Luffy: I WILL, SPLIT HEAD!!! Foxy: (slump) .......split head... Porche: Boss!! HEY!! Why did you do that?! The Boss's feelings are easily hurt!! Hamburg: PFFFT!! PFFFFFTT!! Porche: Stop laughing, Hamburg!! Usopp: Luffy!! I know you're angry about the man and his horse, but- Tonjit: Do it for us!!! Shelly: (neigh) Usopp: YOU CAN'T GET UP THAT FAST!!! Luffy: GOT IT!!! Foxy: I'LL SHOW YOU...!!! - Page 18 - Crew: Frankfurters!! Get yer nice hot frankfurters!! We got rum, cheese biscuits, salted pork, fried noodles!! Speaker: The game is about to begin! Everyone, please be quiet- *BLAM* Crew: SHAAAADAP!! Gyahaha!! Takin' odds on the winners now!! Everyone who will be competing, get ready!! Hurry it UP!! Luffy: Wow, this looks like fun! So these are all Split-head's crewmembers. Chopper: There's a lot of 'em! Tonjit: Two orders of fried noodles. Shelly: (neigh) Usopp: HEY, YOU!!! - Page 19 - Porche: OKAY BOYS, SETTLE DOWN!!! Crew: Porche-chan!! Porche: I WILL NOW REPEAT THE THREE CONDITIONS FOR THE LOSING SIDE!! One!! All crewmembers and flags lost during Davy Back Fight cannot be won back in another game of Davy Back Fight. Two!! All people chosen by the winner must immediately swear loyalty to the captain of the enemy ship. Three!! You cannot EVER display your symbol again after you have lost it!!! Nami: How can you be fine with this? Sanji: Cotton candy for you! Zoro: Are you still whining? Porche: Anyone who fails to abide by these rules will be shamed as a pirate and given to Davy Jones' Locker!!! Do you swear by these rules?! - Page 20 - Foxy: I DO. Luffy: I DO!!! All: WOOOOOO!! Foxy: Now, watch the coins!!! We announce this three-coin game by orthodox rules... TO DAVY JONES NOW!!! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!! - Page 21 - Chopper: Who's Davy Jones? Robin: A pirate of old who was cursed by the devil and is supposedly still alive today, at the bottom of the sea. Chopper: You can live at the bottom of the sea? Robin: According to the legend... his ship sank, and all of his treasure lies buried underneath the deck, in his "locker." Chopper: THE OCEAN FLOOR IS SCARY...!!! Mmm, sweet! Sanji: Just like everything that sinks under the waves becomes Davy's... you can take everything from your opponents. That's why the pirates call it "Davy Back." Foxy: Mmm fweh fweh fweh... Porche: Who catches your eye, Boss? Foxy: Captain, swordsman... navigator, sharpshooter. Cook, doctor, archaeologist... Let's see... which ones do I want? ...yeah, THAT one!!! THAT'S THE ONE I WANT!!! - Page 22 - Crew: Hey!! You guys know how the orthodox rules work?! Luffy: Lots to choose from over there. Crew: You can choose seven or less members for three games!! Each person only participates once, and once your lineup is decided there are no changes!! Sanji: We know! Buzz off!! Usopp: Dammit, Luffy!! Nami: You've really done it this time! Luffy: But what if we win?! We might get a new shipwright, ya know? Usopp: WE DON'T NEED ANYONE FROM THAT CREW!! Zoro: The types of competition are: race, ball game, combat. I call combat. Luffy: What?! No, I wanna fight!!! Sanji: Leave it to me, my legs are itching!!! Robin: This lineup should work. Usopp: What happens if we lose? I'm sure they want Captain Usopp. Nami: No, they want me, the pretty one... - Page 23 - [Round One, "Donut Race"] Usopp: Uh, I've got "Can't-participate-in-a-race-itis," so... Nami: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, EITHER!! JUST SHUT UP AND PLAY ALONG!! Robin: All seven of us have to do it... [Participants: Usopp, Nami, Nico Robin] [Round Two, "Groggy Ring"] Zoro: Don't hold us down. Sanji: Same to you!!! Chopper: I'll do my best!! [Participants: Zoro, Sanji, Tony-Tony Chopper] [Round Three, "Combat"] Luffy: HELL YEAH!!! [Participant: Monkey D. Luffy] - Page 24 - Tubifex: Okay, first up is a one lap dealy around the entire island, the "Donut Race"!!! The materials for your handmade boats will be three simple two-ply barrels!! Anything else equates to a disqualification!! Time to show off your ship-making skills!! Overseeing the competition will be me, Tubifex, the Foxy Pirates Master of Festivities. I will now announce the lineups from atop my South Blue "Super Sparrow," Tweetums!! (Note: Literally, "Chuchuun," in case you read the katakana and see something you think is wrong.) Tweetums: (tweet tweet) Tubifex: First, the Straw Hat Team!! Navigator Nami!! Sharpshooter Usopp!! Archaeologist Robin!! The name of their boat is the "Barrel Tiger"!! Nami: This isn't going to sink, is it? Usopp: I told you, I'm not a shipwright!! Robin: It'll sink. Crew: Hey, that redhead is pretty hot!! I want that black-haired babe on my crew!! We don't want the guy!! Yeah, screw him!! - Page 25 - Tubifex: And, representing the Foxy Pirates is our idol, Porche-chan!! Porche: It's in the bag, boys!! Tubifex: With her is the swordfish fishman, Kapoty!! And the starshark, Monda!! Crew: EASY WIN!!! YOU GOT IT!!! Tubifex: The name of their boat, the "Cutie Wagon"!!! Nami: Wait... that shark is a fish!! Porche: Sorry! No rules say you can't use a fish!! Crew: Do it, Porche-chan!! Luffy: YOU GUYS BETTER WIN!!! Porche: I'll send you down under the waves. Tubifex: Both teams, to the starting line!!! Nami: I'd like to see you try!!! - Page 26 - SBS Corner D: Sup, Oda-(T)! I always enjoy reading One Piece (and the SBS). So just let me say those words that everyone wants to say... Wait a minute?! Oda-(T) isn't here. Too bad! Oda-(T). LET'S START THE SBS. Yes! I said it. Sorry, Oda-(T). P.N. President of the One Piece Circle of Friends O: Arrrgh... it's a "heart" attack. OK, it's sweet enough that I'll forgive you~~~. I was up at the buttcrack of dawn to do this damn thing, but I forgive you~~~. (Note: The (T) is an abbreviation for "teacher," which would of course be the literal translation of "sensei.") D: Hello, Oda-sensei. One Piece always provides with laughs, thrills and dreams. Thank you so much. HEY!! ODA!! (...sensei) "USOPPPP!! SPELL!!!" (donnnn) "The bottle of ink tipped over on the completed pages." Splotch! "All of a sudden every one of your assistants couldn't come to work." Shhhh!! "After turning in the chapter, you realize that three pages are blank." Flap... How do you like that? From Hokuto Hyakuretsu-ken (pun on the Fist of the North Star Hundred Crack Fist, where the fist has been replaced with "ticket") O: That didn't work at all. Flop...!! D: Hello Oda-sensei, with your beautiful smile and all. I have fun reading One Piece. Speaking of which, I looked real hard and tried to count how many times your alter-ego "Pandaman" appeared in the Sky Island arc... nonstop, no breaks for food... The envelope please!! Pandaman appears... Brrrrrrr-bap! 17 times! Am I right? by Hikari D: Oda-sensei!! When I looked for Pandamn from volume 5-30, I found him ninety-two times!! You're almost at a hundred!! P.N. Pandaman No.2 O: Wow, good work, guys. But I can't tell you the correct answer. (<- doesn't remember) - Chapter 306 End -