One Piece Volume 33 : Davy Back Fight!! Chapter 307 Ready, Donuts!! - Page 27 - Chapter 307 - Ready, Donuts!! - Page 28 - Tubifex: And now, the moment you've all been waiting for!! Win, and it's a party! Lose, and you're sunk!! The merciless Davy Back!!! The first round, "Donuts Race," is about to begin!! Pirates: Rahhhh!! Porche-chan!! Tubifex: Both teams have come to the starting line!! Pirates: Sink the nose-man!! Usopp: SHUT UP!!! Tubifex: Now, allow me to explain the rules!! - Page 29 - Tubifex: Just one little lap around this island, Long Ring Long Land!!! That's all!!! Also, Pistols, cannons, explosives, cutlasses, any weapons are perfectly OK!!! Anyone who complains about that not being fair is a sad excuse for a pirate!!! Zoro: Is this really gonna be a race? Sanji: Hey, Usopp!! If anything happens to the ladies, you're in deep shit!!! Luffy: DON'T LOSE!!! USOPP, NAMI, ROBIN!!! Chopper: This is so exciting...!! - Page 30 - Foxy: Fweh fweh fweh, those fools. We've never lost playing by orthodox rules!! Think they'll last five minutes in this race, Hamburg? Hamburg: Pffpffpffpfft...!! Nope. Nami: Well, now it's apparent that WE'VE GOT TO WIN!! Robin: And we're allowed to sink our opponents. Usopp: Yeah, that's reassuring. Porche: Oh no, listen to what they're saying. Kapoty: They're free to say what they like, Porche-chan. They'll be sunk in three minutes!!! Right, Monda?! Monda: Shaaa!! Tubifex: Here, take these! Eternal Poses, so you don't get lost!! Nami: Lost? - Page 31 - Tubifex: Be careful not to get TOO far away from the island. Best of luck!! Nami: Get away from the island?! Why would we do that? We're going for the quickest possible route, right next to it!! Usopp: I wouldn't count on that! Tubifex: Take your positions!!! Nami: What do you mean... you wouldn't count on that?! Usopp: We should get the hell away from the island as soon as it starts!! Tubifex: Readyyyy, Nami: Why?! Tubifex: DONUTS!!! - Page 32 - Tubifex: Both teams start at once!! And at the same time, the Foxy Pirates unleash a barrage of firepower!!! The Barrel Tiger is blown out of the water and the Cutie Wagon takes the lead!! Porche: Go, Monda!!! Monda: Shaaa!!! Nami: NOOOO!!! - Page 33 - Crew: Wha... No... Nami: That CAN'T be in the rules!!! They're not racing, how can they interfere?! Usopp: Q-q-quick! Get it upright, or we'll sink!! Porche: Ahahaha!! Thanks for the lead! Don't get sunk just yet!! We need to have more fun!! Usopp: Whoa!! Whew... rightside-up again! Robin: Look, something's coming. Usopp: A BOULDER?!! Foxy: Fweh fweh, you're goin' down!!! Nami: More attacks?!! - Page 34 - Usopp: ROW!!! "Interference" is a given at any pirate competition!! Nami: What a bunch of CRAP!! Robin: But if they're allowed to interfere... Wouldn't that be the same for us? Nami: Huh? Sanji: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THEM?!! Pirates: Gyaaah!!! - Page 35 - Usopp: Sanji!! Pirates: Waaah!! Sanji: Get back here!! I'll pulverise your skulls, you little bastards!! Usopp: Okay, time to catch up!! They're pretty far ahead. Let's get away from that crowd!! Porche: Heh. Kapoty, show them your fishman karate!! Kapoty: Uwoh!! "SURFACE SPLITTER"!!! - Page 36 - Crew: AAAAAAH!!! We lost part of the boat!!! Our balance is worse now...!!! Usopp: DAMMIT!!! TAKE THIS...!! "KAEN-BOSHI"!!! (Flame Star) Kapoty: Hehahahaha!!! No use!!! Usopp: GRRRR!!! Robin: "Ocho Fleur"!! (Eight Flowers) Kapoty: What the?! Aah! - Page 37 - Pirates: Hey, look at that...!! Devil Fruit Powers...?!! It's her!! She has the powers!!! Robin: "Flip." Porche: No!! Kapoty!! Kapoty: Gwah!! Monda: Shaaa!!! Nami: Yes!! Now's our chance!! Usopp, swim up and hold back their ship!! Usopp: YOU'RE CRAZY!! Luffy: GO, GO, GO!! Foxy: {Time to get moving.} Chopper: GOOD LUCK!!! - Page 38 - Foxy: Fweh fweh... They're even more interesting, now...!! ...let's get going with our specialty, Hamburg!! Hamburg: Sure thing, Boss. Tubifex: The action has been fast and furious from the start, among the racers AND the bystanders!! This Donuts Race is off to a tumultuous start!! Usopp: Row, row!! Porche: Kapoty, Monda, go faster!! Tubifex: In the lead is the adorable Cutie Wagon, with the Barrel Tiger chasing behind! The race has only just begun!! Usopp: Look!! A Breath Dial!! Nami: Good idea!! Quick, use it!! Rowing would be faster than THAT!! Usopp: It was faster with the three of us up on Sky Island. It must be the number and size of the dials!! Nami: Don't you have a Jet Dial?! Usopp: I couldn't get one, dammit!! Isn't there anything we can do to beat that shark?! One of our crewmembers is riding on this!! - Page 39 - Nami: Yes, if we should lose this race, they're going to take me first, because of my beauty. We can't have that happen!! Usopp: IT WON'T... Now row. Nami: ROBIN!! What are you doing, reading a book?!! Robin: I am rowing. Nami: Okay, so you're rowing!! But it's just your hands, it doesn't look like you're trying... Usopp: Yeah, Robin. If you don't try your hardest... this is what happens. Robin: I am rowing my hardest. Usopp: She's too used to this kind of thing. Nami: What are you doing, Usopp? Usopp: An experiment. Porche: Ahahaha... we could just go straight to the goal. Or should we sink them? Kapoty: Taking the easy victory isn't a bad idea, But I want to get back at that woman!! I can't stand winning when I've been taking hits all along. - Page 40 - Porche: Huh? Nami: AAAAAAAH!!! Porche: HUH?!! Nami: AAAAAAAAAAA!!! Porche: WHAT-?!! How did they go that fast?!! They stopped. - Page 41 - Nami: Hahh... hahh... Usopp, what did you DO?! Usopp: Hahh... hahh... Ouch... I think... my shoulder's dislocated... Robin: That was a surprise... we passed them. Usopp: Hahh... hahh... An... Impact Dial... I didn't think it would be so powerful, though... Nami: That was great, we went so fast! We can use this, Usopp!! Ah!! We'd better starting rowing, or we'll waste our lead!! Porche: CATCH THEM, MONDA!!! Monda: Shaaa!!! - Page 42 - Porche: I don't care WHAT that was, we're not losing!! Monda: Shaa!! Crew: Oh no!! They passed us up!! Tubifex: What is this?! What could have happened?! The invincible Cutie Wagon was in second place for a moment!! It seems the Barrel Tiger has a secret weapon that allows it to instantly burst forward. Pirates: Porche-chan was behind?! What the hell is Monda doing?! Tubifex: This is getting interesting now! Fight, Porche-chan!! Kapoty: Kahaha!! They had me surprised there for a second... But they won't catch up to us aga... WHAAAT?!! Robin: How about this? Nami: Great, Robin!! Perfect idea. - Page 43 - Kapoty: YOU DIRTY CHEATERS!!! LET GO!!! Robin: Too bad... they found out... Kapoty: Wa-! Porche: Kapoty!! Kapoty: NRRRRG!!! THAT BITCH!!! Nami: Anyways, Usopp. That Dial is our only chance of winning. If you can avoid taking the brunt of the impact, we can win this race!! Usopp: Huh?!! That last one already ruined my shoulders!!! Nami: I don't mind if your shoulders are broken. Usopp: These are MY arms we're talking about!!! (you demon!!) Porche: I think we need to sink them... Tubifex: AAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAHH!!!! - Page 44 - Tubifex: I can see some difficult parts of the course up ahead!! First the "Long Coral Reef," past that, the "Long Cape," into which spirals the "Long Ring" whirlpool! Will both teams be able to get past these?! OHH!! And what's that?!! Robin: What? Tubifex: I see a silhouette on the island!!! Porche: AHA!!! Kapoty: YES!!! - Page 45 - Porche: BOSS!!! Tubifex: There he is, sitting atop the peculiar Hamburg in "four foot dash" mode!! He's our boss, hater of all things fair and just, the Maestro of Meddling, the Overseer of Obstruction!! FOXY!! THE SIIIIILVER FOX!!! Pirates: It's the boss!! We got it won!! Tubifex: And today, he's got that face that says, "I've got a real BAD idea"!! Nami: That's the enemy captain!! Foxy: I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING NAUGHTY. Tubifex: BOSS!!! - Page 46 - SBS Corner D: I've made a maze!! If you can get from the start to the goal, the path will spell out a word. What word could it be?? (P.N. Zoro's Wife) O: Thank you very much, Zoro's wife. Now get lost, everybody!! (Turn the book right, and the start will be on the left, goal on the right) The answer is on p.146!! - Chapter 307 End -