One Piece Volume 33 : Davy Back Fight!! Chapter 310 Groggy Ring!! - Pages 86 + 87 - Chapter 310 - Groggy Ring!! - Page 88 - - Page 89 - Tubifex: Up against our proud and mighty Groggy Ring commandos are-!! The "berserk cook" who crushed our Interference Squad in the first round!! Sanji!!! Sanji: Call me a first-rate cook... Tubifex: And the sixty million Berry bounty, the Pirate Hunter!!! Roronoa Zoro!!!! Pickles: What kind of opponent were you espectin', since they needed us to show up? Eeheehee! Right Big-Pan?! Big-Pan: Huh? Hamburg: Pffffft!! Pffpfpffpff! He can't hear you. Sanji: Who are these guys? - Page 90 - Referee: Field or Ball?! Hamburg: Ball. Tubifex: And our Groggy Monsters take the ball!! The Straw Hat Team's ballman has to go into the enemy's midcircle!! Referee: Which spot? Zoro: Either is fine. Pirates: Crush 'em, Big-Pan!! Tubifex: Two people in the game have the ball marker attached to their heads!! Pirates: Start the game, already!! Tubifex: Knock the enemy's ballman into his own goal, and you win!!! Zoro: Get in your spot, "ballman." Sanji: Hey, you can't decide that on your own!! I never said I would be the ball! I'm not wearin' this stupid-ass thing!! Zoro: Shut up and stop complaining!! Ooh, nice ball! Where'd you get it? Sanji: YOU CAN'T FOOL ME THAT WAY, MORON!!! - Page 91 - Luffy: ZORO, SANJI, IT'S ALL UP TO YOU!!! Usopp: Get Chopper back for us!!! There's no other hope, I'm sorry!! Please!!! Nami: That's the first time I've ever seen a "Wotan" before. Robin: It doesn't seem as large as a pure-blooded giant. Foxy: Fweh fweh fweh, your cheers will mean nothing in the end. Because my team is made of experts at Groggy Ring!!! Luffy: What do you want, Split-head? Porche: No, Boss!! Stop that, Straw-Hat! Foxy: He said it again... I don't think I even NEED to interfere with this match. I'll just sit back and watch. You got a problem with that? Nami: You can interfere with this game, too?! Foxy: As with ANY game, you fool!! However... some people want to win so bad they'll mess with their own teammates, and some are just plain interested in the battle itself. It depends on how you feel. - Page 92 - Foxy: If anyone should call themselves a pirate and still complain about it, others begin to wonder if they're really fit to live the pirate lifestyle, hmm?!! Nami: What kind of excuse is that? Foxy: And what's wrong with your team? If you can even CALL it a team!!! Nami: Be quiet! When the match starts, they'll be ready to... Sanji: Hey, you just showed yours a second late!! Zoro: No I didn't!!! I won fair and square!!! In everything. Sanji: Stop trying to change the subject!! I'm talking about janken! Pickles: C'mon, dammit, just choose your ballman already!!! Nami: They still haven't decided yet? Sanji-kun, that ball looks lovely on you! Sanji: YES!!! I AM THE BALLMAN!!! I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS ROLE!!! Zoro: Seriously, you look great, just like a prince. From the Moron Kingdom. Usopp: START THE GAME ALREADY!!! - Page 93 - Pirates: Hey you, weapons are against the rules!! Take off the swords!! Tubifex: That's right!! This is a sport, so any kind of weapons are forbidden!! Zoro: Huh? Oh really. ...oh well. Either way's fine with me...!! Sanji: Hey... you gonna be okay? A master swordsman without his swords... Zoro: Is what? Sanji: Is basically a candyass. Usopp: KNOCK IT OFF, YOU TWO!!! Tubifex: Finally, we're ready!! The Straw-Hat team's ballman Sanji has entered the opponent's circle!! Zoro: Hope you get squashed flat, cook. Sanji: Shut up! - Page 94 - Tubifex: The fans are getting pumped!! Pirates: Crush 'em, Big-Pan!! Blow 'em away, Pickles!! Pound 'em down, Hamburg!!! Pickles: Big-Pan, we gonna squash 'em straight up, right!!! Big-Pan: Huh? Hamburg: PFFF!!! Pffpffpffpffpff! He can't hear you. Pickles: Nah... ahahahahahaha, man... Haahahahahaha... Listen up!! Heheeheeheeheehee!! Big-Pan: Bushishi!! Bushishishishishi!!! Bushishishishishishishi!!! Uh... Huh? Hamburg: Pffff!!! Pffpffpffpffpffpff! Pickles: Okay, enough, heeheehee... ahahahaheeheehee... hahaha!! Tubifex: As usual, the Groggy Monsters seem to be thoroughly enjoying themselves!! - Page 95 - Tubifex: So, let's keep the fun rolling!! No time limit!! One point game!!! Zoro: So basically I have to knock that huge thing's head into the ring on the other side, and we win...!!! If the cook's head goes into the ring behind me, we lose...!! Tubifex: Will the Straw-Hat team be able to regain the reindeer they lost in the first round?! Pirate: Crush 'em!!! Tubifex: Or will the Foxy Team gain another member?! It's time for the Groggy Ring!!! Here goes the whistle!!! TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!! LET THE GAME BEGIN!!! - Page 96 - Tubifex: What will the ballman Sanji do in the opponent's circle?! Pull back, or attack?! Pickles: HERE WE GOOOO!!! Tubifex: Pickles, the Tackle Machine, makes the first move!!! Sanji: No prob... I can handle this on my own. Pickles: "SLING TACKLE"!!! Sanji: Got no business with you. HE'S THE ONE I WANT!!! KNOCK YOU OUT, AND WE WIN, RIGHT?!! Pirates: Showdown between the ballmen!!! - Page 97 - Sanji: COLLIER... (Neck) Big-Pan: Huh?? Aaah. Sanji: Whoa!! W-what the... His skin's all... slippery!!! Tubifex: Sanji the cook slips on Big-Pan's outstretched arm!! That's right, - Page 98 - Tubifex: Big-Pan's skin is slippery because he has the blood of a loach running in his veins! Sanji: Whoaaaa... Yikes! Whoaaaaa. Zoro: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!! YOU IDIOT!!! Attack!!! Sanji: What?!! Who did you just call an idiot, jackass?!! Pickles: Eeheehee!! Hamburg: Pffff!! Big-Pan: "PUNK PASS"!!! Sanji: Gwaah!!! Tubifex: There it is!! Big-Pan's special extra-long pass!! - Page 99 - Luffy: UWAAAH!! SANJI!!! Tubifex: Hamburg, the leader, rushes around to the landing point!! As does Roronoa!! Zoro: If you get tossed in the goal, I'll cut you dead!!! Sanji: Shut up!! Stop your whining!!! Pickles: "CLEAN UP TACKLE"!!! Tubifex: Pickles cuts Roronoa off!!! Zoro: Aaah!!! Tubifex: Pickles rushes into enemy territory!! Hamburg leaps into the air and catches Sanji!!! And then... - Page 100 - Hamburg: Pff!! Gorilla Throw!! Sanji: aaaaAAAA! Pickles: I got it, I got it. Tubifex: Pickles is ready and waiting!!! But here's a counterattack!! Roronoa rushes to head Pickles off!!! Zoro: Wait, you bastard!!! Pickles: Eeheehee!!! "SPINNING TACKLE"!!! Zoro: Huh?!! - Page 101 - Zoro: Uagh!!! Sanji: What?! Tubifex: And as he spins, he knocks the ballman Sanji BACK INTO THE AIR!!! Luffy: Uwaaaah!! Usopp: Sanjiiii!! Nami: Aaaaaaa!!! Tubifex: Holding up the back line is the formidable Big-Pan!!! He bumps the falling Hamburg through the air!!! Big-Pan: "PUNK RECEIVE"!!! - Page 102 - Tubifex: Hamburg grabs Sanji in midair!!! HERE IT IS!!! Sanji: ...ngg...!!! Hamburg: Pffpff!! Tubifex: The ring is within range!!! Pickles: Eeheehee!! Big-Pan: Bushi!! Zoro: That stupid... freakin' eyebrow!!! Pirates: Game over!!! It's the Hamburger Dunk!!! Chopper: GYAAAAAA!!! - Page 103 - Pickles: Huh?!! What are you...!!! Both: ZORO, SANJI, DO SOMETHING!!! Pickles: Wha...? Wha...?! Tubifex: Is it over already?! Zoro: You don't have to tell me... I'm not letting up any goals!!! Pickles: AAAAH?!! AAAAAH!! - Page 104 - Zoro: DORYAAAAA!!! Sanji: This game's not over. ...hahh I'm still perfectly fine!!! If you think I'm gonna let that stupid swordsman save my ass... YOU BETTER THINK AGAIN!!! - Page 105 - Tubifex: NO GOAL!!!! It doesn't look like the ballman Sanji is going to make it easy to score!! Sanji: What the hell was that for?! Zoro: Cause you're spending too much time getting bashed around in the air!! Tubifex: We've got two guys here who can meet the Groggy Monsters, power for power!!! This is sure to be one MONSTROUS game!!! - Page 106 - SBS Corner O: Thank you Hime-chan from Hyogo Prefecture. C'mon everybody, try it out!! (Use Your Head) Logic Puzzle Luffy, Zoro, Usopp and Chopper all ate some of Sanji's bread. Based on the following bits of information, can you tell who ate what kind of bread, and how many pieces? Let's fight! * Nami and Sanji did not eat any. Sanji: I made two pieces each of Almond, Chocolate, Plain, Raspberry and Strawberry!! Zoro: Everyone ate a different number of pieces, and everyone ate at least one. Also, nobody ate more than one of any particular kind. Usopp: At least one of the flavors Zoro and I ate were the same. The same goes for Zoro and Luffy. Oh! And for me and Luffy!! * Usopp is not lying. Luffy: Usopp didn't eat Raspberry or Plain-flavored. Nami: I didn't eat anything, but I know Zoro didn't eat Almond or Strawberry. Chopper: I ate a Raspberry!! Answer on p.146!! - Chapter 310 End -