One Piece Volume 47 : Cloudy With a Chance of Bone Chapter 450 General Zombie Night - Page 7 - Ener's Space Conquest, Vol. 18 "Professor Moonwatcher Loves Watching the Moon" - Page 8 - Nami: What is this zombie research nonsense, Hogback?! You're not INVESTIGATING them, you're raising the dead yourself!! Usopp: N-No, Nami, don't provoke him directly... Hogback: Fossfossfoss... You are free to doubt my word however you please!! But what proof do you have to suggest this...? Nami: I found... her obituary! Victoria Cindry... You died... 10 years ago!!! - Page 9 - Hogback: You... you fiends!! You went into that room?!! Cindry-chan...!! Samurai Ryuma!! Send these fools to the land of shadows, right now!! To the world where light never shall tread again!! The "night strike" has already begun!! Cindry: (clank...) Ryuma: (clunk...) Yohohohoho!! - Page 10 - Ryuma: Oh my, such a bewitching young lady we have here! Simply mmmBEAUUUUTIFUL!!! Might I have a gander at your pantaloons? Nami: HELL NO!!! Wait, that phrase... it's just what HE would say!! But how? Hogback: Fossfoss...!! He is unlike the zombies you have seen thus far! A General Zombie possessing a specially-made body!!! The man who came from "Wanokuni," in the New World!!! (Note: Wanokuni, or "wa no kuni," literally means the "land of harmony," but could be seen as a euphemism for "Japan." There is, of course, no actual Japan in the world of One Piece, but here Oda has created what appears to be an analogous version of it.) - Page 11 - Hogback: This is the very same man who is said to have cut down a flying dragon ages ago, whether true or false... The legendary SAMURAI!!! Usopp: Oh God, oh God!! Hogback: There is no escape for you!!! Ryuma: (shh...) (shhhh) Usopp: Huh?! - Page 12 - Ryuma: Cindry-chan. Would you open that door for me? Also, I'd love some dinner!! Nami: W... what? I thought he was going to slash us...!! Chopper: G-geez, that scared me! What's he doing?! Usopp: Whatever!! C'mon, let's get outta here! The door's standing wide open!! Hurry!! Uffh! - Page 13 - Hogback: Brilliant!!! Fossfossfoss!! Those who are cut by a true "master" hum along and walk three blocks before even realizing they have been cut... Ryuma: "Hanauta San-cho" (shhh...) "Yahazu-giri"!!! (Hum Three Blocks Arrow Notch Cut) (Note: This entire term is an idiom that has been used before in "rakugo," the traditional Japanese art of comedic storytelling.) Crew: (thump thump...!!) Sword: (klingg!!!) - Page 14 - Luffy: Is anyone here? I'm coming in!! Crew: You aren't gonna wait for an answer?!! Luffy: (clack... clack clack!!) Huh? This door's locked... Aha! NOW it's open... Crew: But that's only because you... never mind. Luffy: Heyy, is anyone home?! Gecko Moriaaaa!! Zoro: A mansion this big... without a single servant? Sanji: Looks like there was a BRAWL in this place. Could something have happened to Nami-san...?! - Page 15 - Buhichuck: Buhihihihi...!! I applaud your courage, for knowing my master's name, and still setting foot in this place. Luffy: Huh?! There's a pig growing out of the wall. Zombies: Welcome our new guests!! Kekyakyakya!!! Sanji: Whoa, are THESE zombies, too? Robin: I don't think ANYTHING living on this island can shock me by now. - Page 16 - Zombie: PGYO!! Sanji: Where have you hidden... (crakcrakcrak...!) NAMI-SAAAAN?!! Zombie: Begyaaaa!!! Robin: That gaping mouth is ruining your pretty looks, I'm afraid to say. (fwuff) Zombie: Oh? Really? Robin: And popping out of your frame is even worse. - Page 17 - Robin: TWIST!!! Zombies: Grryaaaa!!! What the-?! My spear broke!! Is his body made of steel, or what?! No no no, stop stop stop!! What the hell!! Aren't you supposed to be on the same crew with those ultra-wimpy... Franky: YES. Zombies: BNGT!!! - Page 18 - Zoro: "Two-Sword Style" "Nigiri" (Two Cut) (Note: This also means rice ball (onigiri).) Zombie: Nigiri?! Mmmyummy!! Zoro: "Hirameki"!!!! (Flash) Zombie: That didn't taste very goooood!!! Luffy: Heeheeheehee!! This island is pretty fun!! Bear: Why you slippery little...!! Luffy: If you hadn't tried to stop us, we could have been friends...!! (byongggg) Gomu Gomu...!!! - Page 19 - Luffy: BAZOOKA!!! Bear: Bweohh!!! Buhichuck: B... Bear-Rug. Oh. Bear: (crumple...) Luffy: All cleaned up...!! - Page 20 - Buhichuck: Uh... uh! If you want those other three... They're sleeping soundly in their room, okay?! Great!! They're safe, see?! Franky: Yeah freakin' right. Buhichuck: It's true, I swear! Go and check it out!! Climb up the stairs and go down the hallway!! Buhibuhi. Zoro: Huh? Wait a minute... The swirly cook is gone. Luffy: Huh? What the-? He was just here. Where'd Sanji get off to? Zombies: {Pff-ff-ff...!! Hey, don't laugh!! They'll hear!} Buhichuck: Buhihi. Zoro: Looks like they snuck a little trick on us. - Page 21 - Zoro: It was a most unfortunate loss for the crew. Franky: Uhh, what? Luffy: Well, Sanji's fine, I guess! Robin: But we'll want to save the other three as soon as possible, in this zombie-infested mansion. Buhichuck: Buhibuhi... Don't be gettin' too cocky, just 'cause you're tough... I bet you're terrified that you've lost one of your number!! In yer face!! Robin: We'll just have to guess which way to go next. Buhichuck: Hey, listen to me! Robin: I can't imagine these things will tell us the truth through coercion. Zoro: Okay... we'll take this pig to give us directions. Buhichuck: Whaaat?!! Zombies: Heh... heheh... Go, go on...!! It'll serve you right to meet our terrible master. Our true lord is none other than the Seven Armed Sea, Gecko Mori... oh, I can't say the rest!! My body trembles with fright!! Ohhhhh, we cannot speak the name for terror of his dreadful wrath...!!! Your missing friends... They are most surely in grave trouble by now! - Page 22 - Zombies: Know regret, foolish fools... As your comrades are lost forever... One after another...! Know the fear of being unable to save your friends before the Seven Armed Sea, Gecko... I mean, Master!!! Luffy: Oh, shut up already... You can pass on a message to this Moria JACKASS for me!! Zombies: Whug?!! Luffy: IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO MY CREW, I'M GOING TO WRECK THE HELL OUT OF YOUR ENTIRE ISLAND!!! Zombies: Wha...!!! Luffy: Besides, Sanji's fine on his own. He won't die. Let's go. Zombies: Dear Master, A most frightful band of pirates has entered the mansion. Signed, the Surprised Zombies - Page 23 - Zombies: Surround the mansion! It's fester night! Won't no pirates! Escape from our sight! Everybooody, OOWA! OOWA! Zombie Night! Zombie Night! Round & round & turn & die! Zombie Night!! Zombie Night!!! Absalom: (clik...)(clik...) - Page 24 - Absalom: Yes, that's it... All our prey has wandered into our domain!! You're free to fight all you like, tonight!!! Open your eyes, my General Zombies!!! Zombie: (thunk) Absalom: Come to life...!! My ancient warriors of the dead!!! Zombie: (creaak...) - Page 25 - Zombie: (baooo...) Absalom: The Straw Hat Pirate Crew measures only eight strong!!! Strike them down And offer them to the Master!!! Zombies: (glug glug) Heheheheh... Absalom: GO!!! - Page 26 - SBS Corner D: When reading the SBS, please make sure the room is well-lit and that you are not too close to the page. When finished reading, please close your eyes and move them up, down, left and right to give them some exercise. (You too, Oda-sensei) by Tada-san O: Aaack!! It's the usual "takeover squad"! Wait... huh? No... Oh! Now that I read closer... Such kind words. I'm sorry, I thought I was being screwed over once again! Thank you for thinking of everyone's health and well-being, Tada-san! There's plenty this volume to make up for last time, so here we go!! START!! THE S-S-B...!! (stuttered) D: What should one do if Ener shoots down lightning bolts? by Pacchon III O: First, guard yourself by ducking at light speed, then give him that golden right with a bit of rotation!! If you can't hit him, cover your bellybutton, cry and surrender! He's tough, folks!! D: Question for Oda-sensei! Tell us the ages of the members of CP9. Please, Shigan! (I'm sorry! Don't dodge, Sensei!) P.N. No. 1 O: Yow! ...whew, that was close. Good thing I dodged, wahaha!! You can't touch this!! Lucci (28), Kaku (23), Jabura (35), Blueno (30), Kumadori (34), Fukuro (29), Califa (25), Spandam (39) D: I have a question, Oda-sensei. What would happen if you picked your nose with Shigan? Please test out this query. by Prince O: Okay. AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!! - Chapter 450 End -