One Piece Volume 47 : Cloudy With a Chance of Bone Chapter 454 Hummer - Pages 86 & 87 - Chapter 454 - Hummer - Page 88 - - Page 89 - Usopp: Stop!! Don't kill her!! She's one of us!!! Run for it, Nami!! Chopper: Stop, dammit!! Dammit!!! (thonk thonk!!) Laura: I'M the only bride for Absalom!!! Get offa me!! Guys: Gyaaaa!!! Nami: Hahh... Aahh!! Laura: Surrender to your fate!!! Nami: Hahh. Hahh. Wait-!! Wait, stop...!! Hahh... You don't understand!!! I'm actually a "MAN"!!! - Page 90 - Laura: Whaaaaaaaaa?!! Chopper: Whaaaaaa?!! Usopp: Oh, come on. Laura: R... really? Nami: R-Really!! I'm an okama!! Stop joking arooound!! Besides, you and that beast-man are a PERFECT match! I WANT you to be together!!! Laura: What?! REALLY?! Nami: Really! I'm not joooking aroooound!! Laura: ...I... I've never been rooted on by anyone ever before. You're the first person who's ever been so nice to me...!! Nami: Raise your head, my friend. This is what friendship is like! My name is "Namizo." Call me Nami. Usopp: ...she tamed it! Laura: F... friendship... - Page 91 - Nami: You see? He won't stamp the form when he's awake! You have to do it when he's sleeping... Laura: Attack him in his sleep?! Is that... HUMANE, though?! Nami: Humane? Laura, you're a ZOMBIE. Laura: Oh how silly of me!! What a ROTTEN lack of oversight!! Nami: He doesn't even have to be asleep. You can knock him out. Usopp: Um, Namizo? Shouldn't we be getting away? Nami: By the way, Laura... I left something of mine in the treasure depository, and I want to get it. Can you show me the way back there? Laura: Oh, you poor klutz. Sure! It's just next to Perona-sama's room. Usopp: Boy, she sure knows just how to turn any situation to her advantage. Chopper: {Nami's been a man all this time... No wonder she seems so... manly.} Usopp: Hey Nami, he's coming after us!! Nami: Really?! - Page 92 - Nami: Go, Laura!! It's your chance to attack!! Don't worry about me, I'll never see him again!! Good luck!! You two were made for each other!! Laura: I can do it!! Thank you Nami, I feel so much braver now!!! ABSALOOOOM!!! Absalom: Aaaaack!!! Laura!!! Nami: Now's our chance! Run!! Chopper: So the boar never hurt us after all!! Way to go, Nami! Nami: Once we sat down and talked, she was really nice! Usopp: That's not what your eyes are telling me!!! - Page 93 - [Thousand Sunny, inside Thriller Bark] Perona: Not a single treasure chest?! On the entire ship?! Zombies: There ARE chests, but all empty... Just a little bit of gold. Perona: Great. That's ALL from both ships? Barely a thing... Can this really be the ship of the man who beat Crocodile? Very well. At least take all the food supplies they've got!! Zombies: Yes ma'am. Hildon: Perona-thama!! Perona: Hildon. Hildon: Moria-thama requireth all three thpookth. Perona: The master? Why? Hildon: They have captured Thtraw Hat Luffy!! He witheth to reveal #900! Perona: 900?! Really?! - Page 94 - Laura: Ab-sama!!! Absalom, get your miserable ass out here and marry me!!! You've gone invisible and run away again!! Absalom: Strange... There can't be anywhere else for them to hide... Hey, Kumacy. Kumacy: Uh... uh... Absalom-sama, I got... I got a problem...!! Absalom: Hang on, my problem comes first! Have you seen three pirates come here? Kumacy: Uh... uh... It's about that. Perona: Absalom!! What are you doing here?! This is MY room! Absalom: Perona. Kumacy: W... Welcome back, Perona-sama. Perona: Don't you dare talk to me, Kumacy!! How many times do I have to tell you?! Kumacy: ...but this is important... Perona: Shut up!! Stop talking!!! - Page 95 - Absalom: Being mean to Kumacy must fill you with ecstasy. (ecsmacy?) Perona: Shut up, he's MY henchman. Anyways, I hear the master has called for a gathering. Kumacy: Uh... Absalom: What? Did something happen? Kumacy: Umm... (ziiip...) (ziiip...) Nami: {It looks like we haven't been found yet. It's a miracle!!} Chopper: {Why the heck did we hide in here, anyway?!} Usopp: {What else was I supposed to do?! I didn't think that beast-man would find us so soon! Plus, I didn't think this THING was actually a zombie!! We have to wait for our chance to run!} Hildon: Abthalom-thama! Here you are! You may want to hear thith...!! Absalom: What is it? Hildon: There ith another intruder, along with the pirateth. Absalom: Intruder? Hildon: The thordthman! The "Hummer"!!! - Page 96 - Franky: Someone just fell from the sky...!! Smoke: (hissss...) Franky: What the hell WAS that... Robin: It couldn't be. Franky: Err... Well... Shape: (hissss) Franky: I think I have a damn good guess... - Page 97 - Tararan: Hey hey hey, ah ah ah ah ah! We may have been interrupted, but you won't get away!! I can create my OWN footholds!! Franky: (grab...) Tararan: Mooonkey-monkeyyyy! Franky: Perfect. That pillar's just the right size. (clank...) Gimme a few moments to prepare. I'm gonna make a weapon. - Page 98 - Tararan: Shaaaaaa!!! "Spider Nettori Net"!!! (Spider Sticky Net) Robin: He spins them out of his hand...!! "Seis Fleur" (Six Flower) "Slap"!! Tararan: Huh? Hands: (slap!!) Tararan: Gyaaa!! Something touched my eye!!! Blargh!! Damnit!!! The Nettori Net got on my face!!! Franky: Great! I'm ready now, Nico Robin. Get back. Robin: ...what is THAT? - Page 99 - Franky: Simple. I just took my iron nunchucks, and stuck 'em in the pillars. You need a big weapon for a big monster. Tararan: Huh? Franky: "Heavy Nunchuck"!! Tararan: Bwhehh!!! - Page 100 - Tararan: Gwuahhh!! {What POWER!!! Is he even human?!} Franky: Oraaa!!! Tararan: Fnnk! (crunch!!) Beheh... Drehh...!!! - Page 101 - Tararan: Pek... Sd... Sdop... idd... Sdop it, dammittt!! "Spider Nettori Net"!!! Hahh. Hahh. Ah ah ah ah!!! Franky: "Weapons Left"!!! Tararan: Debaaa!!! - Page 102 - Tararan: Ghoff... ah... ah... Robin: Aaahh!!! Tararan: Oho! Franky: Huh?! Nico Robin!! Mice: Hey hey hey! Mouse mouseee! Franky: What the hell are THOSE?!! Robin: I'm sorry... I wasn't paying attention! I didn't think there were other spiders. Tararan: Shaaaa!!! Franky: Aaagh!!! Crap!!! - Page 103 - Tararan: Ah ah ah ah ah!! Fools!!! Mooonkey-monkeyyy!! Zehh. I don't blame you for not being able to avoid them!! Those are my Spider Mice!! There are 500 of them all over Thriller Bark!!! Zehh. We've never once failed to catch our prey!!! We strike at the least expected time, jumping out from the darkness! Our strands, strengthened by Hogback-sama's research, cannot be broken by human hands!!! Mice: We snuck down from under the roof to steal your friends away without a sound!! And we'll be taking you to where they are, RIGHT NOW!! Prepare yourselves!! Voice: (yohohoho yohohoo yohohoho yohohooohoo) Tararan: Huh? - Pages 104 & 105 - Voice: Going off to deliver Binks's booze Guided by the sea breeze, guided by the waves Beyond the salty brine, the sun sets wild The song of the birds makes a circle in the sky Tararan: Hmm? What's that? Who's doing that?! Who's singing?! Brook: Yohohoho! Oh deary dear, I see you have ventured onto the island after all! Robin: ...How did you get back up here? Brook: Why, I jumped. I am very light. Well, now that you're here, I suppose it can't be helped! I'll just have to tell you all about this place!! Tararan: Hey, who the hell are you?!! You're not a zombie, are you?! You're one of the PIRATES!! Franky: Hey, skeleton!! Brook: ...Yes, yes, nothing to fear. This battle is already over. ..."Hanauta San-cho"... "Yahazu-giri"!!!! (Hum Three Blocks Arrow Notch Cut) (shhunk!!) - Page 106 - SBS Corner D: Okay, so in Chapter 412, Volume 43, Nami rips Califa's clothes in search of the key! And like, right in front of Franky! That's sexual harassment!! Who's going to want to marry her now?! Oda-sensei!! CAN I HAVE CALIFA?! (P.N. I Would Die With Happiness If I Had a Secretary Like That) O: Ready, set... WHO SAYS YOU GET HER?! D: Is it true that you're half-made of naughty? P.N. Travel-loving Sights O: Yep, that's right. I guess the other half would be stupidness. It's funny, there's really no worth to me being alive, but I'm pretty sure that if aliens invaded Earth and wiped out humanity, I would still be alive and well. D: Oda-sensei!! My brother says that the order of the manga in Jump is decided by popularity. Is that true? (by Yasumo) O: That's a fitting suspicion for a Jump reader. Since I get these fairly often, allow me to answer. To be precise, not quite. The order is decided every week by the Jump sub-chief editor. But it's true that the most popular series are placed in the front of the magazine. Also, sometimes he decides, we're pushing THIS one this week! I guess you could say it's the "order you could enjoy the magazine in." But of course, the only TRULY correct answer is to read it in the order YOU want. D: Is Califa's Awa Awa Fruit really Paramecia, and not Logia type? P.N. Fruit Punch Samurai O: Califa creates bubbles with her body and still retains her normal body, so she's Paramecia. Rub her, and the bubbles come. Handy, isn't it? - Chapter 454 End -