One Piece Weekly Jump Chapter 495 Gaon Cannon - Page 1 - CP9's Off-Duty Report, Vol. 5 "The Path of Escape" - Page 2 - Duval: Whutcha mean you don't giva shit?!! Who else could be responsible?!! Sanji: Shut up!! I'M the one who deserves to be furious about that poster!!! Riders: Head!! Nami: Well, I'm shocked... That's something you don't see everyday... Usopp: I think Sanji must have been born under a miraculous star. Robin: Someday he'll die a very fascinating death. Franky: I just feel so sorry for this Duval guy! Chopper: I guess this really happens... Hatchan: Nyuuu! They're identical! Zoro: Practically twins. Brook: Yohohoho! Yohohohoho! Yohohohoho! Sanji: I'm gonna whoop your ass after this, Brook!! Luffy: Well Sanji, we really need to get going. Sanji: What, this is all MY FAULT?!! - Page 3 - Sanji: If you don't want to look like the damn poster, change your hairstyle and your facial hair, you idiot!! Duval: Ohhh, I didn't think of that! Sanji: I think you people are all fundamentally moronic!!! Duval: Naw, I ain't nuh dummy!!! You know bout us, "Black-Leg"?! We used ta be... Just some small-time mafia thugs in an outta-the-way place on this sea!! Makin' a livin' threatening villagers... It was a good life!! - Page 4 - Duval: And what happens... Suddenly, Marines way outta my league pounce on me! I get a huge scar on my back... And I gotta wear an iron mask to hide my face!! Iss all YUR fault muh life is ruined!!! I'monna chase yah to the ends uf th' earth!! An' if you don' like it, then KEEL ME NOW!! HULP, I'M BEIN' KEELED!! Riders: Head!!! Sanji: And why does Nami-san have to get hurt, over your stupid claims?!! Duval: That ship helped make you a famous pirate!! In which case, your crew deserves to be a target of my anger, too!!! I'll kill you ALL!!! Sanji: Whoa!! Poison harpoons!!! - Page 5 - Duval: Assume formation!! Franky: Huh? Sanji: (zshh) Damn!! Riders: (snap!) Nami: Sanji!! Usopp: Break the net!! They're gonna drag you underwater!!! Sanji: Well, shit... It's an iron net. Duval: Know pain... As you drown to death!!! - Page 6 - Chopper: Sanjiiiii!!! Luffy: Damn! I'll go rescue him! Zoro: No, dammit! I'LL get him!! Hatchan: Stop! You humans are too slow at swimming! Leave this to me. Duval: Ha ha ha ha... Fools! Not even a fishman could catch them!! Flying fish boast the highest speed, even among the creatures of the sea! Hatchan: Nyuuu?!! Duval: And my riders are equipped with air tanks, which means they can stay under for minutes at a time!! Your friend will suffocate soon enough! The next time Black-Leg rises to the surface, it will be as a lifeless corpse!! - Page 7 - Luffy: Whaaat?! Duval: Hahahahaha... Sanji: {...Can't breathe!!! Coff coff!!} Rider: Feel the Head's anger, Black-Leg!! Camie: It's okay!! Nami: Camie?!! Pappug: Yo, cowboy... you fo'gettin' one ting... Yah, de flyin' feesh be faster denna fishman. Top class in de sea?! Very impressive. But dere's one race dat stands atop ALL de class, an' dat's MERMAIDS!! - Page 8 - Pappug: {In all de great seas of de world, notting can match de swimmin' speed of de mermaids!!!} Camie: It's okay!! I'll save you, Sanji-chin! Luffy: Wow, is she THAT good? Pappug: Normally dey ain't dumb enuff to get caught spacin' out, mon!! Luffy: Oh, all right then!! Camie!! Sanji's in your hands!!! Waves: (zwoshhh) Crew: Huh? - Page 9 - Crew: What the-?! What's THAT?! Rider: Heheh... Crew: An enormous anchor?! That's too big to be real! Riders: Aim it right over the Straw Hats' ship!! Drop that baby right over the middle!!! They've got Power Users, too!! In a naval fight, we've got the edge!!! Franky: Big trouble, folks!! One hit'll sink us like a stone!! Usopp: Let's make our escape! Can we get away with the Burst or the Paddles?! Franky: Nah, we're too late!!! You, stand ready at the prow!! Usopp: Huh?! Uh... okay! Franky: We're gonna make emergency use of the Secret Weapon!!! Usopp: "Secret weapon"?!! - Page 10 - Riders: Drop it!! Luffy: The Sunny's in danger!!! Brook: We can't have that!! Franky: Believe in the ship!!! Usopp: Its mane is spinning!! Duval: Sink them!!! Crew: Here it comes!!! Sunny: (brumm...)(brum)(brum) Franky: Emergency Escape Secret Weapon!! "Chicken Voyage"!!! - Page 11 - Sunny: (swoop!!) Crew: Whaaaaat?!! We dodged it!!! Riders: You're joking!! I've never heard of a sailboat going into reverse!!! Franky: Get inside the prow, Usopp!!! Usopp: Inside the...?! Whoa, check it out!! Franky: There's more to this than simple evasion!! Chopper & Luffy: SWEEEEET!!!! - Page 12 - Duval: Now what is THAT?! Franky: Get as many of them in the circle as you can!! Usopp: ...Like this?! There we go!! Franky: Now lock it in and pull the lever!! Rider: Whuzzat? Usopp: This one?! Franky: "Gaon Cannon"!!! (Note: "Gao" is the Japanese onomatopoeia for a lion's roar.) Riders: Gwaaaahh!!! - Page 13 - Luffy: (drip drip) Zoro: You are WAY too excited about that. Franky: Uhahaha!! You see the power of Sunny?! Crew: That wiped out almost all of the flying fish!! Thanks to Usopp, of course! Only such a genius could hit all those targets his very first time!! Usopp: ...What POWER... Brook: This Lion-chan is truly something!!! My eyes nearly popped out my head!! Luffy: Sunnyyyyyyy!!! Franky: In order to make sure the three cola barrels' worth of forward energy blast doesn't shoot the ship away, it's got to shoot two barrels' worth of Coup de Burst in the back. That's a lotta cola goin' to waste, so you can't overuse it!! - Page 14 - Riders: We're all tangled up in the net!! Damn that slippery little mermaid!! Camie: Almost there!! (squeeze!!) Hang on tight, Sanji-chin!! Nami: Camie!! Chopper: Oh, good! Is Sanji all right?! Camie: Hahh, hahh... You guys!! Come quick, Sanji-chin's lost a lot of blood! Chopper: Did they get him?!! Camie: I thought I rescued him in time, but there's a ton of blood coming out of his nose... Crew: A nosebleed...?? Usopp: ...Don't worry about it... If he dies, it's no big loss... He seems happy enough. - Page 15 - Duval: Dammit!! He's still alive!! Camie: Get a grip, Sanji-chin! Luffy: You've lost a lot of men. Duval: SILENCE! You ought to learn the terror of Motobaro!!! The number of lives that have been lost to his ferocious horns is countless!! It was these horns that broke a hole in the town dam!! It was these horns that broke him out of his cage!! It was these horns that helped us escape the Marines' pursuit with our lives!!! Luffy: Okay, I'll stop you, then. Duval: They are better known as the "Heart-Rending Horns"!! Go, Motobaroooo!! Chopper: Look out, Luffy!! Motobaro: (vwooo!!!) - Page 16 - Motobaro: (vwooo!!) Chopper: The horns aren't doing anything!!! Luffy: It's a waste of time to fight you. Motobaro: (shiver shiver)(tremble) Duval: What? What's wrong with you, Motobaro?! Motobaro: (vwoo...) Zoro: The cow's actin' weird. Motobaro: (v-vwoooo!!!) Duval: No, Motobaro!! Where are you going?! (flop) - Page 17 - Franky: What the-?!! Usopp: It knocked itself out!! Nami: What just happened? What did you do, Luffy? Luffy: Huh? I didn't do anything. Duval: Ohhh, Motobaro!! Dammit, what happened?!! Robin: It doesn't seem like he unleashed anything... It was like Luffy placed some incredible pressure upon that bull... - Page 18 - Usopp: What, like he overpowered it with his presence or something? That huge animal is totally unconscious! Franky: Is that even possible? Duval: Damn yuh Straw Hatsss!!! Sanji: Wait a second, Luffy. Luffy: Sanji! You're all right!! Sanji: This crazy asshole wanted me... So I'll wrap this sorry spectacle up... Duval: Black-Leg... Wrap it UP, Black-Leg?!! Then yuh DIE!!! Az long's you live on assa pirate... I'll nevuh find peace 'n my life!!! I'm turrd a bein' blamed fer nuthin!!! Sanji: Shut your mouth!! I didn't want that crappy-ass doodle of a bounty poster, anyway!!! It shouldn't even EXIST in real life!!! (doom!!) - Page 19 - Sanji: "Oeil"!!! (Eye) Duval: Gyaaa! Sanji: "Nez," "Joue" (Nose, Cheek) "Bouche," "Dent," "Menton" (Mouth, Teeth, Chin) Duval: Abaaababa!! Beheahh!!! S-stop it... Sanji: Raahh... "Parage Shot"!!! (Plastic Surgery Shot) Duval: Dabaaaaa!!! - Chapter 495 End -