One Piece
	 Volume 8 : I Ain't Gonna Die
	  Chapter 67
	   Soup

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Chapter 67 - Soup
Adventures of the Buggy Crew, Vol. 22 "Richies Au Vin" (The Richie Crew's Red Wine Stew)

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Patty: Hey, kid!!  You inhaled poison!  Deadly poison!!

Carne: And why are you taking away the man who tried to kill you?!

Gin: Sanji-san...
	When he wakes up, will you tell him something for me?

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Gin: "We'll meet again
	on the Grand Line."

Sanji: What... You still gonna be a pirate...?

Patty: Tch!  Talk about not learning your lesson.

Gin: When I think about it,
	THAT'S the only thing I want to do.
	And it looks like somewhere along the line,
	Don Krieg's ambition became my own...

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Pirates: Gin-san!!!

Sanji: Gin!!

Gin: I might... only have a few hours left to live...

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Gin: Making this decision only because I'm about to die might be stupid, but it's good medicine for me.
	This time I think I'll do it of my OWN WILL... the way I want to.
	And then,
	I won't have anywhere to run, right?
	Some devotion to the don, pah!
	I've just been using Don Krieg's name as a shield to hide behind.
	That guy sleeping there taught me
	how to make up your mind without worrying about stupid shit
	like being afraid of your enemies, or thinking of how not to get hurt...!!
	(grin!!)

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Sanji: Patty, Carne!  Give them the boat we use to go buy supplies.

Patty: What?!!
	Are you cracked?!

Carne: Why should we hook up the pirates who ATTACKED us with a boat?!
	They can swim, dammit!!

Patty: How are we gonna go get supplies, you moron?!

Sanji: Just GIVE IT to 'em!!!

Carne: All right, already.

Patty: We'll do it!  Just don't yell at us!
	Man, I hate that stupid Sanji!  I'll kill that guy someday!!

Carne: Always ordering us around an' shit!!
	Too bad he totally inherited the owner's kick power!

Patty: If we're gonna kill him, we better do it now!  It's the ideal situation; he's all beat up.
	We could have 15 guys jump him when he's sleeping and win... maybe.

Carne: You think that's MAYBE enough?!

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Luffy: Huh?
	MY HAT!!!

Sanji: It's sitting right there.

Luffy: Oh... so it is.

Sanji: You awake then?

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Sanji: Sorry, we're outta bandages.

Luffy: I don't need 'em.

Sanji: Oh.

Luffy: Where are they?

Sanji: They left.
	Thanks to you.

<<Gin: You talk about calculation...
	And hesitation...

<<Sanji: Huh?

<<Gin: Those things seem so stupid,
	when you watch him...!!
	Goodbye.
	I thank you for the ship.  We don't have to return it, do we?

<<Pirates: We're sinking!
	We're sinking!

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<<Sanji: Come and give it back, if you got the guts.
	Little shithead.

<<Gin: What a freaky restaurant.

<<Patty: That's right!
	Drive it into your brain.
	This is the fighting sea restaurant, Baratie!!

Sanji: Gin said, "We'll meet again,
	on the Grand Line."

Luffy: WOW, he said that to you?

Sanji: TO YOU, IDIOT!!!

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Luffy: Oh yeah, now my job is done!!
	I made a promise with the owner!!

Sanji: Yup.  Congratulations.

Luffy: So by the way, will you...

Sanji: Nope.  Not gonna be a pirate.
	I'll stay here as a cook.
	Until I can make that old geezer approve of my skill...

Luffy: All right, I'll give up.

Sanji: Your HAND isn't giving up!!!

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Sanji: After something like this happens,
	it's even harder to leave.
	I can't depend on any of these guys to hold things down.
	But someday, I think I'm gonna go the Grand Line.

Luffy: Then let's go now!!

Sanji: This isn't the time.
	Say...
	Do you know about All Blue?

Luffy: No.

Sanji: You don't?  Well, it's a legendary ocean, where...

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Zeff: He looks so damn happy...
	Fool.

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Patty: Time to eat, boys!!!

[Employee Dining Room, 2nd Floor, Baratie]

Cook: Hey, whose turn was it today?

Patty: ME!!  And-

Carne: Oh.
	ME!!

Cook: Oh, the same ol' mobster combo.  Guess I can expect the same ol' crap, then.

Patty: Shut up and eat, you stupid boils!!

Sanji: Huh?  Hey... Where's our seats?

Luffy: And our food?

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Cooks: No seats for you.
	Hehehe.
	You eat on the floor!!

Sanji: No seats for us?!  Yeah right, this is a damn restaurant.
	Oh well.

Luffy: Something's weird about them...

Sanji: They're always weird.

Patty: Hey, who made
	this morning's soup?!

Sanji: ...Ohh!  Me, me!!
	It's good, huh?!  I made it especially good today...

Patty: I can't eat this nasty filth!!!
	What is this, pig slop?!!

Sanji: Wha...

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Sanji: What?
	Does food for humans not suit your taste, you retarded tanuki?

Patty: Hah... You're turning shit into an art form.  I'm gonna puke.
	DID you put shit in there?

Sanji: No, that was one of the best I've ever made.
	Something must be wrong with your tongue...

Carne: Gaah!  Yuck!!
	Blergh!

Cooks: Can't stomach this crap!  Throw yours away, people!!
	Ptu, ptu!  You call this food?!

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Sanji: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!

Patty: You've always been a sham of an "assistant head chef."  The only thing you've got is seniority!!

Cooks: We're tired of you using violence to solve your problems.
	If it tastes like crap, I'll call it as I see it.

Sanji: What...?!

Cooks: Boss!!

Sanji: Geezer!!!

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Zeff: What the hell is this filthy, sludgy excuse for a soup?!!
	We'd get run outta business if we actually charged MONEY for this!!!

Sanji: Screw you, geezer!!!
	What's the difference between your soup and mine?!  TELL ME!!!

Zeff: Between MINE...?
	Don't be so CONCEITED, boy!!!

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Patty: The owner
	HIT him...?!!

Zeff: You're FAR too young to tell me how to cook, little eggplant!!!
	I've been a cook on every sea in the world!!!

Cooks: He didn't kick him...
	He PUNCHED him...!!

Sanji: SHIT!!!

Luffy: ...too bad, *I* think it's pretty damn good!!

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Cooks: ...yeah, we know.
	Man, that was scary.  When he gets mad, he gets MAD.
	Everyone here knows what a damn fine cook he really is.

Zeff: He wouldn't listen if we didn't do it this way...!!
	Hey... kid...

Luffy: Huh?

Zeff: ...would you take
	that little eggplant with you?
	...the Grand Line...
	is his dream..

Cooks: Geez Boss, did we HAVE to do this lame little act?
	It was hard to play along, it really was.
	I want more soup!!
	Me too.
	Me too!!

Sanji: ...you assholes.
	...I can hear every word...!!

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SBS Corner

D: Sensei, I reeeally want you to make something.  What is it, you say...?
	A "One Piece Timetable," of course!!
O: A timetable, you say?  Wow, what a sentimental ring that has...!  Well, how's this?!
	Copy it, enlarge it, shrink it, do whatever you want!!  Do any schools have 7 periods
	these days?  Well, I drew it that way anyway.

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